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    Found him

    Is that you and Dane getting an egg and bacon roll

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Found him

    Is that you and Dane getting an egg and bacon roll
    If only myself and Dane were that sexy
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    Adding to that, just because it's called the 'Noshbox' - it doesn't mean that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Adding to that, just because it's called the 'Noshbox' - it doesn't mean that.
    Oh what a let down. I was hoping for an early morning BJ!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Oh what a let down. I was hoping for an early morning BJ!
    When you see the hippo crocco pig beast that operates said 'Noshbox', trust me you won't.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    When you see the hippo crocco pig beast that operates said 'Noshbox', trust me you won't.....
    Close your eyes it will be fine!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    When you see the hippo crocco pig beast that operates said 'Noshbox', trust me you won't.....
    I could close my eyes. She might have soft lips!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I could close my eyes. She might have soft lips!
    And a big fat saggy, and yet very soft arse.

    That wouldn't be the only thing that was soft. My nob would be as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    And a big fat saggy, and yet very soft arse.

    That wouldn't be the only thing that was soft. My nob would be as well.
    Ok I get the point

    Lets hope her baps are ok
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    Lol you lot crack me up I'm going to have to get a lift from my bro so ill have to wake him up lol

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    Shall we all meet at the noshbox for some nosh?
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    Managed to de-rail the Pub thread somehow lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Managed to de-rail the Pub thread somehow lol
    No, that's not actually possible dude. This thread is un-derailable.

    I'll meet you there for 9 mate if you want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    No, that's not actually possible dude. This thread is un-derailable.

    I'll meet you there for 9 mate if you want.
    PM or bookface me your mobile number and I can let you know if i'm running late or anything.
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    Ill do my best to get my lazy uni brother awake in time - a bacon sarnie ought to do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Ill do my best to get my lazy uni brother awake in time - a bacon sarnie ought to do it
    1 x bucket/bottle of water.

    Insert bottle/bucket into fridge at bed time.

    Use to extract brother from bed in the morning....

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    PM or bookface me your mobile number and I can let you know if i'm running late or anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    1 x bucket/bottle of water.

    Insert bottle/bucket into fridge at bed time.

    Use to extract brother from bed in the morning....

    Lol might not be the best way for me to get him to do me a favour...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Lol might not be the best way for me to get him to do me a favour...
    Surely the promise of a bacon roll that early in the morning is going to work on a student?!
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    thats what I'm hoping, I'll offer him some petrol dosh too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    thats what I'm hoping
    It'll never work, students are the laziest of lazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    It'll never work, students are the laziest of lazy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I'm just jealous - thats all
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    Petrol money for the Micra?! That thing will do 300 miles off £10 wont it
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    You guys get funnier by the minute, lol. Dont you do any real work or do you just go for somewhere to use someone elses internet connection? Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    You guys get funnier by the minute, lol. Dont you do any real work or do you just go for somewhere to use someone elses internet connection? Lol.
    I just use work's. If they don't like it then they can suck the long one.

    One of the MANY beauties of being the network admin here. I say what goes!!! Mwhahahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'm just jealous - thats all
    haha! 8 years and still a few left for me! That's a whole lot of lazyness.


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    On a side note. My teeth hurt.

    They are almost like achey. Soooooo annoying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    You guys get funnier by the minute, lol. Dont you do any real work or do you just go for somewhere to use someone elses internet connection? Lol.
    To be fair I hardly do any work lol

    Just been booked out for tomorrow afternoon though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I just use work's. If they don't like it then they can suck the long one.

    One of the MANY beauties of being the network admin here. I say what goes!!! Mwhahahaha.
    Love your attitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Petrol money for the Micra?! That thing will do 300 miles off £10 wont it
    Not the way we drive it, you have to ring it's kneck to get it to go anywhere! £40 for a full tank is nice though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    On a side note. My teeth hurt.

    They are almost like achey. Soooooo annoying.
    Wisdom teeth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    ...
    Just been booked out for tomorrow afternoon though
    I had no idea you were a man-whore!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I had no idea you were a man-whore!
    Yeah I pimp out my mangina!
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    maaaaannnnnngggggiiiiiiinnnnnnna


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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    To be fair I hardly do any work lol

    Just been booked out for tomorrow afternoon though
    I hope it rains for your journey out into the big world, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    I hope it rains for your journey out into the big world, lol.
    We've just hit a bit of a lull at work that's all, it'll go mental again after the summer.
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    I love not coming on here for a while, then having a good old read to catch up!

    Almost as much fun as browsing plenty of fish website!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    I hope it rains for your journey out into the big world, lol.
    Bitter aren't we? :D

    Give the man-whore a break! He has to get some work every now and again.


 

 

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