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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    It only survived this long cause you've been on holiday.
    Hell no! I'll drive it like a grandad to try get a diesels mpg. I'm not used to cars which get less than 40 mpg, never mind 30!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Just you wait until it snows....I'll crash it in minutes.
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    It only survived this long cause you've been on holiday.
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    WTF is ESP?



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    WTF is ESP?
    Extra sensory perception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    WTF is ESP?
    It's electronic stability program mate.

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    But what jo i think is meaning is , what does it 'really' contribute,?

    i mean i have never thought, thank god for my esp there!! Lol


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    Joe doesn't have it on his car cos its too old for electronic gadgets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    But what jo i think is meaning is , what does it 'really' contribute,?

    i mean i have never thought, thank god for my esp there?
    Here you go Chebz.

    http://www.audi.co.uk/new-cars/a3/ne...ic-safety.html

    ESP keeps you pointing in the right direction

    Audi’s electronic stability program (ESP), found on the A3, is a combination of advanced technologies that helps keep the car under control in more extreme situations such as when you need to avoid an unexpected obstacle in the road. ESP is especially helpful in adverse weather conditions.


    When you need to turn quickly and sharply, ESP identifies your intended direction and responds by applying the brakes to individual wheels.

    Brake disc wiping – keeping your brakes dry

    In the wet, ESP also dries the brake discs by intermittently applying the brake pads lightly. You and your passengers won’t notice but, compared with conventional braking systems, your stopping distances on wet roads will be considerably shortened.
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    He's the drift king, he doesn't need it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by g60leigh View Post
    It's electronic stability program mate.
    You know I was taking the peepee right Leigh?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Joe doesn't have it on his car cos its too old for electronic gadgets.
    It was an optional extra for the first batch of S3's, and the guy that purchased my example knew it would get in the way!



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    Quote Originally Posted by g60leigh View Post
    Extra sensory perception.
    Not Extra Sideways Protection then?



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    You know I was taking the peepee right Leigh?
    Sorry mate. Thought you genuinely wanted to know 😜

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    It was an optional extra for the first batch of S3's, and the guy that purchased my example knew it would get in the way!
    It is a nuisance on most mapped cars. I used to hate it cutting the power at any hint of throttle.
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    I'm obviously not driving mine hard enough yet as never has ESP flash me a friendly warning. Perhaps I need to go out and play with some roundabouts?!

    Just got in from a housewarming party and I'm a little bit tiddly, but it has been a very funny evening. Going down in the history books this one I think! My taxi for the evening was a 1986 Mini - also great fun. Off to bed with my pint of Ribena now & praying to the hangover fairies tonight to work their magic & keep me safe from the death like feeling I'm a anticipating in the morning!

    Night all x

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    Morning pubbers. Great night out, but got the worst stomach ache ever. Dodgy cider I reckon. Anyways I'm up and ready for today's antics
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    Go see Ben and get calipers, discs and pads fitted. Maybe even brake lines :D

    Then a curry tonight with mates
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    You're up early jay after a night out! Wet the bed?
    Glad it was fun. Last day of holiday today and it looks nice! Day on the beach me thinks.


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    ASN's Pub

    Never had a hang over so its just tiredness. Last day off hols?! What you going to do to make it memorable?? Beach is ok for a couple of hours
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    Just woke up. Feel like I've been in a car crash as my shoulders hurt so much from yesterday's workout! Lazy weekend for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Never had a hang over so its just tiredness. Last day off hols?! What you going to do to make it memorable?? Beach is ok for a couple of hours
    It's not repeatable on a public forum...

    And I like the beach, especially when my uncle comes along with his speed boat. Yay. And yeah, we can only manage a few hours with kids anyway before one of them gets a face full of sand and then cries for hours ha.


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    fixing the a3 today i hope, going to pick my new lambda sensor it to see if that sorts my over fueling out.

    then tomorrow im fitting a new front end to my golf. new slam, headlights, grille, fixing the bonnet latch, then going to poke at the electrics to see why the side lights work and the full beam comes on when the dipped beam is supposed to come on... oh i hate wires n shiz
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    Morning all! The fairies worked their magic (as did the sausage & egg mcmuffin!) so feeling good here. May need a nap this afternoon though... Lol.

    Quiet weekend ahead which will be amazing - it's been a very busy week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    It's not repeatable on a public forum...

    And I like the beach, especially when my uncle comes along with his speed boat. Yay. And yeah, we can only manage a few hours with kids anyway before one of them gets a face full of sand and then cries for hours ha.
    How many times we told you not to throw sand in your kids faces crazy?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    How many times we told you not to throw sand in your kids faces crazy?!
    But they deserve it!


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    BTW crazy I've just been recapping my memory on disabling ESP in VCDS. You edit the code on the ABS module so in theory anyone with abs and esp should be able to disable ESP.
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    Awesome! Cheers mate. I'll look at it when I get a moment to plug the car in. I've not even had the light come on yet though, but then I've hardly driven it. Does it even have esp? As chez said, it's fairly damn old!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Awesome! Cheers mate. I'll look at it when I get a moment to plug the car in. I've not even had the light come on yet though, but then I've hardly driven it. Does it even have esp? As chez said, it's fairly damn old!
    Check for the existence of an ESP button on your dash. Maybe you don't have it and won't have to worry about disabling it.
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    Or just push the ESP button on the dash, its the most used button in my car lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhubarb4 View Post
    Or just push the ESP button on the dash, its the most used button in my car lol
    Or code it out. Then get in and drive .....hard.

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    That's mine coded out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g60leigh View Post
    That's mine coded out.
    Sweet. That code worked ok then?

    On that link I sent you it tells you what codes disable other parts of the traction control.
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    Yeah it was the same code I had found elsewhere so you confirmed for me it was right.
    Took 30 seconds to do lol.

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    You alright Jason

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    Morning. Just had another 10 hour sleep. Love it.

    Big game today. Spuds vs Arsenal. Cum on the arse!!!
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