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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Helen promised she would not say anything!!
    Yeah to save you from embarrassment of having no penis.
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    Just to clear this up.

    I don't look like this.

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    No it was smaller then that Scott
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    No it was smaller then that Scott
    ****** to you and your grey pubic hair!!



    Is it friday yet or at least home time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    ****** to you and your grey pubic hair!!



    Is it friday yet or at least home time?
    No grey pubes yet thanks. Even when they do show up it won't matter as I have a massive shlong to draw attention away.
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    Just keep it all shaved off. No grey pubes and bigger looking shlong.

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    Ah!! Good ol' penis banter. You can't beat the classics. Lol.
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    I want this exhaust from a car in at the minute.. It's pimp! Not!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    I want this exhaust from a car in at the minute.. It's pimp! Not!!
    Haha Brilliant.

    I was behind a GTITDI (That's what the badge said) yesterday with twin exhaust, when ever he put his foot down only one exhaust worked.
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    Afternoon all.

    Another rubbish day here. Should hopefully get away before 7pm tonight though, for a change. Off for Chinese with the trainees from work tonight - all you can eat. MSG hangover tomorrow morning if I don't drink about 3 pints of water before I go to bed tonight!

    My car tax (just checked) will be £280. Ouch. Best save some money this month then as that's coming out of next months pay...

    Keep meaning to go to Prept - didn't even manage to make it when I had a VW! Lol. Maybe next month, if I remember early enough...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    Afternoon all.

    Another rubbish day here. Should hopefully get away before 7pm tonight though, for a change. Off for Chinese with the trainees from work tonight - all you can eat. MSG hangover tomorrow morning if I don't drink about 3 pints of water before I go to bed tonight!

    My car tax (just checked) will be £280. Ouch. Best save some money this month then as that's coming out of next months pay...

    Keep meaning to go to Prept - didn't even manage to make it when I had a VW! Lol. Maybe next month, if I remember early enough...
    Yup same as mine Nicki so only did 6 months this time. Jojo and his cheapskate car
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    Keep meaning to go to Prept - didn't even manage to make it when I had a VW! Lol. Maybe next month, if I remember early enough...
    Well it was my first time there and tbh i wasn't overly impressed with the whole of it....just like a cruise but with a bit of organisation and a £2 payment!

    Doubt I'll be going again- definitely not this year though as it gets dark around 8:30pm and the event doesn't even start till 7! lol
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    Did the cops turn up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Did the cops turn up?
    Not at Prept as it's in the parking area for Brands Hatch - so you have to go through the main gate and it's sort of marshaled once you're in.

    It was bike night just down the road though so there was heavy police presence around the area but that still didn't stop a few wheelies being pulled

    Yeah if a track session was on it would have been a bit more interesting.... was oozzing with 'sceneness' did see a VERY interesting VDUB....I'll post a couple of pics as it is a serious hybrid'ed VAG
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    Apparently its not normally that busy and its usually more VW / Audi orientated than it ended up last night - couple of friends went along and said it was full of chavs and non-VAG cars last night, which sounds like a shame.

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    Morning Everyone.

    Its friday, so how is everyone?

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    Good mate you? On the lash tonight. It's been a while so looking forward to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Good mate you? On the lash tonight. It's been a while so looking forward to it.
    Don't do a Karl now.
    What's the occasion?

    Same old mate.
    Looking at houses, trying to get my clocks working correctly, playing about with other clocks (your screen is on order) and fixing stuff.
    I really need a workshop, the front room is not looking good at the moment. lol

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    Ah good man. No occasion, just out with work colleagues. Teller me about it Scott my house is a spares parts facility atm
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    Morning all, only a few days left of holiday. It's been a nice relaxing week. Been out on the speedboat too, which is always fun. My arms ache from the rubber ring though.

    Scott, has the DIS screen arrived yet, or is jays the one that you were on about on WhatsApp? I want to get one ordered for mine.

    Also, the left indicator bulb within the clocks doesn't work. What type of bulb are they scott? Indicators work fine but just the bulb in the clocks. Need to fix it when I've got them in bits to sort the DIS screen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Morning all, only a few days left of holiday. It's been a nice relaxing week. Been out on the speedboat too, which is always fun. My arms ache from the rubber ring though.

    Scott, has the DIS screen arrived yet, or is jays the one that you were on about on WhatsApp? I want to get one ordered for mine.

    Also, the left indicator bulb within the clocks doesn't work. What type of bulb are they scott? Indicators work fine but just the bulb in the clocks. Need to fix it when I've got them in bits to sort the DIS screen.
    Its LEDs for them mate.

    They was a set of B5 clocks I fixed.
    I should have a set of TQS clocks on the way next week if they are confirmed working and price agreed.

    You can't beat a good boat.
    I went out in a pacific 24 last week. I think we topped out at 50mph on the water.

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    Ah nice. We haven't gone too fast this year, kids on board and then also pulling people on the ring so can't go as fast. It's great fun though, they're just so expensive. One of the boats here costs £1000 a day in fuel if it gets heavy use!

    And cheers about the indicators, got a link to which ones it is? Will just be easier if I already have the parts available before I remove the clocks rather than taking them out, checking the part and then having to put them back in while I wait for it to arrive.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Ah nice. We haven't gone too fast this year, kids on board and then also pulling people on the ring so can't go as fast. It's great fun though, they're just so expensive. One of the boats here costs £1000 a day in fuel if it gets heavy use!

    And cheers about the indicators, got a link to which ones it is? Will just be easier if I already have the parts available before I remove the clocks rather than taking them out, checking the part and then having to put them back in while I wait for it to arrive.
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    Link for the clock led's?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Link for the clock led's?
    I can sort them out for you mate.
    How many and what colour?

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    Just the indicator one, so guessing a single white led? I'm guessing that the indicator lens is green with a white led?

    Maybe get me 2 as I'll probably melt one. :D


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Just the indicator one, so guessing a single white led? I'm guessing that the indicator lens is green with a white led?

    Maybe get me 2 as I'll probably melt one. :D
    I think there is two on the board. I'll strip a clock down this weekend and take a look for you.
    I'll double what you need.

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    One of the indicators works fine so I was thinking it would be 1, but I've never seen inside b5 clocks so wouldn't know. Just let me know. I'll PayPal some money across for you, and pm you my address. Actually, I know you won't need it....


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    One of the indicators works fine so I was thinking it would be 1, but I've never seen inside b5 clocks so wouldn't know. Just let me know. I'll PayPal some money across for you, and pm you my address. Actually, I know you won't need it....
    True that.

    You need 2.
    So I'll send you 4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Need me to bail you out for joy riding again?
    Haha. To be honest they don't let you do anything anyway! Got told not to accelerate through corners FFS!
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    Ah they must have seen your driving talent
    I chose the gtr. They kept telling me to floor it in the wet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Ah they must have seen your driving talent
    I chose the gtr. They kept telling me to floor it in the wet
    I got scored 38 out of 40 from the instructor who said it was "a very good drive". God knows what the points mean but it wasn't exactly difficult to weave in and out of a few cones if you've done around 50 laps of the nordschleife
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