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    Quote Originally Posted by rhubarb4 View Post
    Cheers David love you haha, I think we shoud start a Dave is awesome thread lol
    whoo please dont (although it would be a change that someone has actually done something to be awesome... )
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    All ready for chez/scroats to pick up friday...

    I believe Scott is the official keeper for the shows...
    WooHoo.

    If it fits in my car or top box I'll happly take it home and store.

    It looks to good to use lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    8L or 8P?
    Its a very pretty, shiny 8P. Test driving it Tuesday.

    By the way - that BBQ is epic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    Its a very pretty, shiny 8P. Test driving it Tuesday.

    By the way - that BBQ is epic!
    Oh don't buy one of the inferior S3s with the puny arches!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    WooHoo.

    If it fits in my car or top box I'll happly take it home and store.
    WHHHOOA!
    Scotty you can't back pedal now mate!
    it will be arriving in my avant so IT will fit in your avant, granted all shiny and clean in mine and all mingin and smelly for yours!
    i will grab a massive bag to put it in from work mate!, to contain all the smells and dribbles! - like a BBQ tenna lady if you will!
    you have gone from king pasty to king BBQ mate!- you are the man!




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    Yeah Chez was going to suggest an old tent bag or something to put it into, it will jet wash and be fine as it is all stainless...

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    can get massive kurust bags from work that will be ideal dave!
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    Won't be the first time Scott has had a dribbling barrell in the back of his car with meat juices running out of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Won't be the first time Scott has had a dribbling barrell in the back of his car with meat juices running out of it
    ha ha!
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    I'm happy to take it if it fits.
    I don't think I'm taking a lot but we'll see.

    A bag would be good.

    Dave, thanks again mate.
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    Morning pubbers.

    What's happening?


    Has anyone noticed that alot of new cars don't seem to be looked after that well any more?
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    16k posts b1tches!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    16k posts b1tches!
    Whatever!!



    Where the hell is everyone?
    I'm going out of my mind.............................

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    I've got a load of work to do this week so won't be around much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I've got a load of work to do this week so won't be around much.
    Bugger.
    I might be a bit busy, my team mate phoned in sick, so its just me doing the work of 2.
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    ow do pub crew!

    im so rough from Saturday. sat on the helpdesk all day isnt the best.


    "Hello IT Service Desk Alex speaking"

    every five minuets of my day to then get up there own ar$e people to go iv forgot my password and its your fault!

    wooooo happy days.


    cant wait for inters. party in my pants all weekend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    ow do pub crew!

    im so rough from Saturday. sat on the helpdesk all day isnt the best.


    "Hello IT Service Desk Alex speaking"

    every five minuets of my day to then get up there own ar$e people to go iv forgot my password and its your fault!

    wooooo happy days.


    cant wait for inters. party in my pants all weekend!
    I get the same mate but its followed with "Phone the service desk, they will be able to help you." Hangs up the phone. "How many *** times do I have to these people not to call us direct!! Fk it, I'm unplugging my phone!!".
    "Scott, can you plug your phone back in please, users might need to phone you."
    "But they should not phone, you said it your self, all work should be done through the service desk and not use directly."
    "they might need to ask for advice or help"
    "then they should phone the service desk, I'm busy!!"
    "Busy on facebook and ASN?"
    "yeah, that's busy, it keeps me entertained my brain ticking along. A like this **** hole job that keeps my dumb and my mind numb."
    "You know where the door is"
    "yeah, its over there open so all the *** users can walk in and bug me while I'm trying to troll a forum, I get half way through a post and they come in and interrupt my trolling with some simple dumb ass question of how move to a PC and will it effect port security. YOU *** KNOW THIS ANSWER, YOU LOGGED A CALL ABOUT IT YESTERDAY YOU FAT TWAT!!"
    "you feel any better now?"
    "yeah a little bit, I got to create some accounts"
    "well hopefully they will break in a fun and interesting way to give you something to do."
    "hopefully I will win the lottery and I get to **** on everyones desk as a leaving present but I don't see that happening."
    "would you really **** on everyones desk?"
    "no not really, I'd do my 4 weeks notice and walk out with my head held high as I get in to my A8 and drive off down the road with Frank playing. What would you do?"
    "I'd **** on everyones desk while having two pencils up my nose, some underpants on head and run out of the office yellingWhooble"
    "Nice, have fun with that. I'm off have a latte."






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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Evening butt munchers
    Oh hi there you sausage gobbling queen. Looking forward to the weekend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Oh hi there you sausage gobbling queen. Looking forward to the weekend?
    oh you smooth talking bugger... yep sure am mate, should be a good one this yea. hopefully the weather will be kind to us this year though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    oh you smooth talking bugger... yep sure am mate, should be a good one this yea. hopefully the weather will be kind to us this year though.
    Weather forecast looks good at the moment mate.
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    I see this. I want one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Weather forecast looks good at the moment mate.
    Weather looks to die for, i think you have hit the jackpot this time lads...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Weather looks to die for, i think you have hit the jackpot this time lads...
    you should be coming no excuses.... im disappointed in you! when i get to your house im going to rub a nut on it, then say "AWWW COME ON ITS ONLY A LITTLE CAMPING TRIP."



    woooo its only a couple of days away now so semi on for this shiz cant wait!
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    Thank god its not my house your coming to then....

    But pics anyway....
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    cough"fiesta"cough

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    Lol trying to fathom chez fiesta thing echo echo echo echo
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhubarb4 View Post
    Lol trying to fathom chez fiesta thing echo echo echo echo

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    Haha I got chez on the brain today I meant Damo fiesta thing lol
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