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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    easier said than done!
    alex could not score in a brothel with a bag of diamonds!
    but your sir must be easier to pull than a lady of the night, you were all giddy when you came to see me, you couldn't wait to drop yo pantys
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    alright *****es.
    Chez you in work today?? let us know how you get on looking for that bearing laa.

    scroatsey, i agree with fred. But, im a soft **** and make my mrs her lunch everyday. What a ***** i am

    haha you massive flange, i wouldn't be making our lass sarbos like
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    this guy is a plucking idiot:


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    Hmm lunch for me was a delux doorstop Roast Beef and Horseradish sandwich on grannary.

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    I just had some mint aero cheesecake. Damn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I just had some mint aero cheesecake. Damn!
    Damn you that sounds awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Damn you that sounds awesome.
    Cheesecake Thursday every Thursday in the Microsoft building. It's so good. I need to get booked on more training courses.
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    So how is your "The Microsoft Way" adjustment course going ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    So how is your "The Microsoft Way" adjustment course going ?
    I have been fully brainwashed and I now wish to sell my iPhone and get a Nokia with windows on it. I shall also be getting more ram in my laptop, installing windows 8 and then applying for a job at Microsoft
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    this guy is a plucking idiot:


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    me too ... you fcn animals
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I just gave him +rep, cos all you homo's are killing him here!
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    me too ... you fcn animals
    Lmfao!, what this we're all killing him malarkey? I'm trying to be helpful, but Karl has forgot to take his medicine today maybe?



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    afternoon y'all!
    just had a 3 hour power-nap! i am ready for anything! even a 12 hour night shift!
    thought i would put this up Interesting sandwich's and food to take to work thread,
    feel free to contribute fellow grafters..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I have been fully brainwashed and I now wish to sell my iPhone and get a Nokia with windows on it. I shall also be getting more ram in my laptop, installing windows 8 and then applying for a job at Microsoft
    My mate had to go through 7 interviews for Microsoft working in the Xbox live department. Fcked him about loads and still never gave him a job in the end. Dont do it.

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    Don't worry I won't go for a job at Microsoft. Unless one at the Cambridge branch becomes available
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    Had your review yet? Was coming up soon wasn't it?

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    I bloody love costco, I need this tv in my life ImageUploadedByTapatalk1369338081.003635.jpg

    Also saw a good tent for you bunch of bandits for inters. ImageUploadedByTapatalk1369338201.998711.jpg it could be coatseys brothel tent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    I bloody love costco, I need this tv in my life ImageUploadedByTapatalk1369338081.003635.jpg.
    That's bigger than my sitting room!!

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    Picked up a 2 bedroom tunnel tent from halfords for my mate yesterday. That was 36quid so not bad for those camping at inters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    That's bigger than my sitting room!!
    Yeh I want it in my bathroom lol

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    Alright guys... nearly the bank holiday weekend... just having a warm up few...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Alright guys... nearly the bank holiday weekend... just having a warm up few...
    On a school night?

    Im off to great yarmoth monday, one place iv never been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    On a school night?
    Hell yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Hell yeah!
    One beer usually turns into 12, so I stay clear on school nights, I have very little self control.

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    Dave drinks whatever the night lol. No stopping him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Dave drinks whatever the night lol. No stopping him.
    In moderation Jason, most times...i do like to knock it up a gear at the weekends though...

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    Of course

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    Yey Friday ! Got a half day today, Buzzer!
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    Sat at JKM whilst they fit a rear Whiteline ARB
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    Back in The office today. Doing my expense claim from the course.

    Mrs is away this weekend on a hen do so I've got some mates coming up to stay. Few beers in the local boozer tonight then all day carnage in Cambridge tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Few beers in the local boozer tonight then all day carnage in Cambridge tomorrow.
    Ever won anything at MECCA?
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
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    nar, it will be a game of dominoes followed by pie and pea supper!
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    Trendy wine bars? It is Cambridge after all.

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    Good isnt it

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    Afternoon all, whats everyones plans for the bank holiday weekend? x
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Afternoon all, whats everyones plans for the bank holiday weekend? x
    Going to get drunk and get my boobs out.

    You got any plans ? x
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    I'm going to get drunk on Prune Juice...
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