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    that is more like it, they have an MOT inspector on now........


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    that is more like it, they have an MOT inspector on now........
    What with his ball out?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    What with his ball out?!
    no mate, it was a lady talking about thrush!


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    I'm so glad I don't watch tele. Utter ****e is on.

    The guy with the puzzle should have had it flat and a mirror above it so people can see it with out bending over it and glass to stop them from touching it.


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    Child. Or slang for your wang in this case

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Child. Or slang for your wang in this case
    Bit of both.
    I'll properly hit her in the tit again.
    Brb need to reload.

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    The dog attacked me, Sarah yelled and the other one licked my foot.
    The was ****. Lol

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    I'm naked. Lol

    Bored now.

    You working chez?

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    Better your foot than your third leg

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I'm naked. Lol

    Bored now.

    You working chez?
    working on finishing my last can, then hitting the sack!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brodster View Post
    Watch this....it'll sober you up a bit

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    That will sting in the morning.

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    It was doing so well up till that part as well.

    Bet that's the worst feeling in the world, with unsettling silence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    It was doing so well up till that part as well.
    You mean it left the runway?,,, they usually do scotty to get to the next chapter...

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    Sshh you'll have the mods snapping. Maybe your favourite one
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    Blimey this thread is still going

    Afternoon all, vRS ownership is going OK, couple of minor Warranty fixes required, the worst being the alarm siren as it failed and was draining the main battery. Local dealer screwed up a bit of trim sorting a sticky handbrake (known issue), so they have had to order a new bit in.
    Currently running BlueFin (as JKM and Superchips had a deal on) and Eibach Prosprings, Whiteline rARB will be the next mod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Blimey this thread is still going

    Afternoon all, vRS ownership is going OK, couple of minor Warranty fixes required, the worst being the alarm siren as it failed and was draining the main battery. Local dealer screwed up a bit of trim sorting a sticky handbrake (known issue), so they have had to order a new bit in.
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    Hi Paul, welcome back.

    This thread is the busiest on the site I think
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    I agree, i think the pub keeps the site going.

    We need pics of the vrs dude!
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    Ok will take some the next time it is clean.

    Also got to loose the chrome on the front grill - think I might colour code it Race Blue.
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    Boo, get some dirty pics up

    I think my friends is race blue, is that the electric blue type colour? Or as he put it...the only colour you should buy a vrs in?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Boo, get some dirty pics up

    I think my friends is race blue, is that the electric blue type colour? Or as he put it...the only colour you should buy a vrs in?
    Yes that is the one - sadly though it will be a standard colour available for the Octavia 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    This thread is the busiest on the site I think
    This thread is just full of drunks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    This thread is just full of drunks!
    I'll drink to that
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    Not true, I don't drink. But I fear chez makes up for me


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    Not true, I don't drink. But I fear chez makes up for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Anyone watching River Monsters on ITV4? This guy is mental. Trying to catch a 1300lb stingray!
    there all repeats fred, seen them before!
    they are ok, but by far the best one is when one of the sound crew gets hit on the head by a bolt of lightening!
    i cannot imagine what it felt like lol, the poor bloke was in tatters!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    there all repeats fred, seen them before!
    they are ok, but by far the best one is when one of the sound crew gets hit on the head by a bolt of lightening!
    i cannot imagine what it felt like lol, the poor bloke was in tatters!
    That's proper making me chuckle, it's the way you describe it. I can't stop laughing. Ha.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Anyone watching River Monsters on ITV4? This guy is mental. Trying to catch a 1300lb stingray!
    Yep repeats,,, watching Benidorm on itv2... and yes i know its still repeats

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Not true, I don't drink. But I fear chez makes up for me
    this because your just odd!

    i work very hard so i am entitled to a few beers!
    i am not on crack or drink all the time you know! ....jeez, give me a complex why don"t you!


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    CHEZ, don't be acting like a sober man now! You know your place.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    CHEZ, don't be acting like a sober man now! You know your place.
    ha ha! and where is that then? the gutter?
    as it happens i am nackered from work, and it is a struggle drinking this lovely ice cold refreshing can of stella!
    but, i will soldier on....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    there all repeats fred, seen them before!
    they are ok, but by far the best one is when one of the sound crew gets hit on the head by a bolt of lightening!
    i cannot imagine what it felt like lol, the poor bloke was in tatters!
    yeah seen that chez, they was looking at the sky the rest of the program instead of their floats,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    but, i will soldier on....
    True Trooper,,,
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