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    I like birds and they are more intelligent than you think.
    My parents kept a couple of different birds, my Auntie currently got some green parrot thing.

    I keep looking at blackbirds and ravens thinking how cool they would be as a pet.
    Be cool to have one that would fly along side you or sit on your shoulder without flying away.

    I love animals and they are amazing as pets or workers.
    I'd love to have enough land to have loads of different types.

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    It's like fck Rolf's animal corner in here!
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    Thats what he told the children but was actually a corner of sweeties and fingering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    It's like fck Rolf's animal corner in here!
    What would you like old man Westy?
    Handy Andy talking about DIY or Jilly Goolden to talk about wine?


    Here you go.
    Bit of DIY/house stuff for you.



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    You`re not supposed to be in here in the day time anyway as you`re so "busy" usually.

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    I'm sorry, but birds are just as useless pets. Pets are there to fill a void in a mans manliness.

    Scott, you built a few boxes, well done!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I'm sorry, but birds are just as useless pets. Pets are there to fill a void in a mans manliness.

    Scott, you built a few boxes, well done!
    Thanks Crazy.

    You live in a house of girls.
    You're all out of manliness!!

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    How so? It's a 50/50 split in my house. Are your animals male or female?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    How so? It's a 50/50 split in my house. Are your animals male or female?
    You got 2 girls and a wife?

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    I have a boy you retard! William is generally a boys name. It is up north anyway.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I have a boy you retard! William is generally a boys name. It is up north anyway.
    I really?
    thought you had two girls.
    I guess its easy to make that mistake when he's such a feminine looking person.
    Never get that issue with dogs!!
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    Right guys as much as I have enjoyed the kids/animal chat today and its been a laugh and a distraction away from studying, its time for me to go as the dreaded exam is looming 1hr and 15 mins to be exact...........................

    Will report back and hopefully it goes ok
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    Good luck


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smillie13 View Post
    Right guys as much as I have enjoyed the kids/animal chat today and its been a laugh and a distraction away from studying, its time for me to go as the dreaded exam is looming 1hr and 15 mins to be exact...........................

    Will report back and hopefully it goes ok
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    Good luck.

    At least you study for yours.
    I don't. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I'm sorry, but birds are just as useless pets. Pets are there to fill a void in a mans manliness.

    Scott, you built a few boxes, well done!
    Lets lock your son and my bird in a room, and see which one dies first.

    Once Darcey has plucked his eyes and ripped a hole through to his jugular and he's begging for the pain to end we'll see who's got a hole in their manlyness.

    My bird could and would break your arm quite easily, she broke my girlfriends mums wrist with her beak and one claw...Hence why we have her.
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Hey dont be slagging cats, cats have uses, they taste real good i joke dogs taste better.

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    Any of you lot know much bout shoes?

    In the boxes of house stuff I got to sell is a brand new set of Vincentini Shoes. No idea on their value or who that Vincetini is.
    I can't find much on the internet about them.
    They have their own little bags. Not seen that before.

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    pics of your beetle crushers scott?


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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Hey dont be slagging cats, cats have uses, they taste real good i joke dogs taste better.
    When my son was wee our old cat came flying through the house dripping blood everywhere closely followed by my son Elliot. "Wasnt me" he pleaded showing me pair of large nail clippers with the top of the cats ear hanging off it.

    We had the Evander Holyfield of the cat world........lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    pics of your beetle crushers scott?

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    They have got to be worth at least 10p scott...fcn horrible...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    They have got to be worth at least 10p scott...fcn horrible...
    That's my thinking dude.

    I need to find a bit more about them before I slap them on ebay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    That's my thinking dude.

    I need to find a bit more about them before I slap them on ebay.
    they are so horrible Scott. Think the bag may be used for covering the poor souls head.
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    where did you find them scott?
    there are as stylish as your 80, with the squareness and wooden look!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    where did you find them scott?
    there are as stylish as your 80, with the squareness and wooden look!
    They was in the loft.
    Not mine or my dads.
    Might be a sisters ex's or something.
    But eBay it is.

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    erm, interlude.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smillie13 View Post
    Right guys as much as I have enjoyed the kids/animal chat today and its been a laugh and a distraction away from studying, its time for me to go as the dreaded exam is looming 1hr and 15 mins to be exact...........................

    Will report back and hopefully it goes ok
    Hope it went well x

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Lets lock your son and my bird in a room, and see which one dies first.

    Once Darcey has plucked his eyes and ripped a hole through to his jugular and he's begging for the pain to end we'll see who's got a hole in their manlyness.

    My bird could and would break your arm quite easily, she broke my girlfriends mums wrist with her beak and one claw...Hence why we have her.
    I'm sorry, but that is clearly the most retarded post I have ever read on the internet, well done, well done indeed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I'm sorry, but that is clearly the most retarded post I have ever read on the internet, well done, well done indeed!
    Are you scared that your northern fairy son will get ruined by my serial killer bird?
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

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    Guys thanks for the good luck's exam went as planned and I'm home again, only 2 more to go then party time yeeeehhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Are you scared that your northern fairy son will get ruined by my serial killer bird?
    Not at all, just that you proved my point completely. That "real men" like yourself need aggressive animals to feel better about themselves and make up for areas they don't excel in, such as manliness.

    And while your stupid ass bird could possibly do what you say to my 1yr old son, I have no doubt that in about 5 years my son could kick your ass, quite easily.
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    Crazy, your son is the next Louie Spence. Doubt hell do any any killing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Not at all, just that you proved my point completely. That "real men" like yourself need aggressive animals to feel better about themselves and make up for areas they don't excel in, such as manliness.

    And while your stupid ass bird could possibly do what you say to my 1yr old son, I have no doubt that in about 5 years my son could kick your ass, quite easily.
    In 5 years time she could kill him, in fifty years time she could kill him. We are talking about an animal that can crack open a coconut stood on one leg, which hollows out rock cliff faces with its beak to build nests.

    That said being a northener the little ******* would probably petrol bomb the animal.

    I don't have my bird to make up any deficiency in my life, I have my car for that. I have my pets because they are something which enhance my life and give me immeasurable pride and joy.

    Which I guess is the same reason you love your snot nosed sack of spunk so much.
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    But yet you didn't deny that my son could destroy you in 5 years. Awesome.

    I don't care whether your awesome killer bird can knock a hole in a cliff, it's still a dumb animal which you clearly take pride in being nothing more than a killer.

    Let's all stop procreating and see how well birds progress with technology. Oh wait, that happened for millions of years and wasn't until humans evolved that we actually started progressing. Does your retarded bird know what a transistor is? Will it ever know? Nooooo, it might learn to repeat phrases but that's about it. Oh, and I forget...kill children too, which you appear to take pride in.


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    Any child could beat me up, I'm a total girlpants. Hence my army of trained attack birds.

    I bet you take your bundle of joy out in public, screaming and shouting and ruining every ounce of enjoyment a social activity could bring.

    Progression is for fags, I'd like to go back to the 1950's.
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Jardo, this your love bird or the white one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Jardo, this your love bird or the white one?
    The white one. With the yellow crest? And the blood stains on her beak? That's the one.

    I bet my life she could open a Chinese finger puzzle quicker than any of you.
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

 

 

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