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    [QUOTE=ScottB5;1857276]
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    This is how you quote.
    Just for Chez!!

    yeah i know how to!
    i just do not know what happened with it! fookin redneck!
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    [QUOTE=Jay A3;1857278]
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    too many beers?
    not enough beers!
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    [QUOTE=CHEZ;1857282]
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post

    not enough beers!
    I forget how it works with you!
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    Does this work?
    https://www.dropbox.com/s/farz5el486...30426_1001.mht


    You do it all the time. lol
    That can images. double IMG tags. lol


    Try it with out having stella strapped to your clubbed fists.









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    cheer up lads ... its only bloody Friday...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Does this work?
    https://www.dropbox.com/s/farz5el486...30426_1001.mht


    You do it all the time. lol
    That can images. double IMG tags. lol


    Try it with out having stella strapped to your clubbed fists.











    no that did not work!
    and does it really matter about the double img tags when i post an image scott?
    only to you it seems!
    i may start picking up on your spaz grammar!
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    Sexual tensions are running high in here today it seems!
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    not here!
    cool as a cucumber me!
    (add childish comment here)
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    no that did not work!
    and does it really matter about the double img tags when i post an image scott?
    only to you it seems!
    i may start picking up on your spaz grammar!

    Not really.
    I don't really care that much.
    I was going to try and get a rise out of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I was going to try and get a rise out of you.
    Why Scott, feeling horny for Chez's man sausage again?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Not really.
    I don't really care that much.
    I was going to try and get a rise out of you.
    come on scott! you should know i do not bite!
    i thrive on banter! it is my job!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smillie13 View Post
    Hey guys whats happening the day, room full of love I see........................
    as always!
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    Fook me I'm bored as cat piss, its not even lunch time yet or more importantly parmo time !

    Lets all confess to a secret that we all have.. ill start.

    Once I used to be a girl called Noreen.
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    I have a secret. Once I sucked off a girl called Noreen. Big mistake!
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    the big debate,
    do i have cheese and crackers or baked potato with cheese and beans............................................. .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I have a secret. Once I sucked off a girl called Noreen. Big mistake!
    so that was you! you were so manly, you were the reason i went all out on the change!

    your my hero!
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    It's Friday and after a lovely sunny week, it's currently peeing down. Typical.

    Phoning a bloke for some more info about an S3 at lunchtime - wish me luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    the big debate,
    do i have cheese and crackers or baked potato with cheese and beans............................................. .....
    both simple eat cheese and crackers while you wait for potat to cook then rape it with cheesy beans!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    It's Friday and after a lovely sunny week, it's currently peeing down. Typical.

    Phoning a bloke for some more info about an S3 at lunchtime - wish me luck!
    good luck nicki!
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    Nicki...do you work in a pub in southend? Just wondering.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Nicki...do you work in a pub in southend? Just wondering.
    be wise how you answer this nicki!
    you just may well acquire a stalker!
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    Nah, i'm not like that. Besides, i'm a poor student so I have no money to stalk somebody that far away!


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    I don't I'm afraid. Have pulled precisely 2 pints in my life - one of which was in the Guiness Storehouse in Dublin.

    (Please refrain from any obvious "pulling" related jokes. They'd be too obvious)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    It's Friday and after a lovely sunny week, it's currently peeing down. Typical.

    Phoning a bloke for some more info about an S3 at lunchtime - wish me luck!
    Good luck, and get pics...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    It's Friday and after a lovely sunny week, it's currently peeing down. Typical.

    Phoning a bloke for some more info about an S3 at lunchtime - wish me luck!
    But is it one of those real S3's (8L) or a crappy 8P?

    And why don't you go for an a4 avant, good family car and plenty of room for dead bodies if the occasion arises.


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    It's a dealer, but it's "coming soon" on their website (& has been since Wednesday) - trying to get more info before it goes on their website / autotrader as i've been pipped to the post twice already in my hunt for an S3.

    There's only one photo on the website so far which doesn't give a lot away, so want to know what interior / options it's got, what the service history is, the reg number (if they'll tell me), when it's coming in & most importantly, how much they'd give me PX for the Mazda...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    ... & most importantly, how much they'd give me PX for the Mazda...
    Probably about 3pence. More if you leave a pair of knickers in there


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Probably about 3pence
    Hey, as long as I end up with money, rather than having to pay to have it taken away, I'm happy!
    (Seriously though, I'm hoping for about £4k for it but was offered £3,500 last time.)

    Yes, it's a "crappy" 8P. Have no need for a family car - and I've got my Dad's knackered old 206 for any "disposal" needs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    and I've got my Dad's knackered old 206 for any "disposal" needs...
    you might have a hard job folding crazy up to fit in the back of a 206 nicki!
    he is a big old lump!
    (when you find him stalking you, and you bump him off!)
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    Trade in's are a joke, but they're easy. You walk in and walk out with another car so people love the no hassle approach.

    Good luck with it though. And can't believe you're going for an 8P, the pub is basically held up by 8L's. I don't think there's a car in here that's newer than an 02 plate. Chez's doesn't count, it's basically a b6 chassis.

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    you might have a hard job folding crazy up to fit in the back of a 206 nicki!
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    he is a big old lump!
    That I am, but lets not talk about penis size please. Ladies are present.


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    Conversations get more and more random these days. sucking off trannys to what to have for lunch then to trading in cars lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Chez's doesn't count, it's basically a b6 chassis.

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    That I am, but lets not talk about penis size please. Ladies are present.

    oooooo! meow!
    actually it is a b6 chassis but with far nicer exterior styling than your shed!
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    I beg to differ, the b6 styling is nicer. Your nose looks like it's just mahoosif, and the front lights don't look good. So there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Conversations get more and more random these days. sucking off trannys to what to have for lunch then to trading in cars lol.
    They are an odd bunch of people in here for sure.

    Who's seeing Iron Man 3 this weekend?
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    Not me, I don't have time for such childish films.


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    post a poll up crazy lady 88!
    B7 or B6
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    Nobody else will care, so it'll be a 50/50 between you and me!
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    good point, unless of course you fear the outcome!
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