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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    She's lucky that I haven't refurb ed them yet otherwise she'd have received a donkey punch.
    this is a valid punishment for utter barbaric and idiotic foolish driving paul! plus the fact that she tried to lie deserves a dirty sanchez all by itself mate!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    this is a valid punishment for utter barbaric and idiotic foolish driving paul! plus the fact that she tried to lie deserves a dirty sanchez all by itself mate!
    falcon punch at least?
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    Valid !!!!!!!!!! everybody makes mistakes, however she should of admitted it straight away.

    Had it been my car i've of knocked whoever done it clean out !!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    You Had Sex on the car even after the kerbing?....
    Ha, quality. But, that's not what I meant. I meant I slammed her head against it until she admitted it.

    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    this is a valid punishment for utter barbaric and idiotic foolish driving paul! plus the fact that she tried to lie deserves a dirty sanchez all by itself mate!
    Hahahaha, poop tash!

    (we've now scared any female members away)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Dave we are gentlemen here!
    No we are not, apparently women drive Audis too....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    falcon punch at least?
    yep at least, at most a good pressure wash while naked


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    I wouldn't call it driving Dave. I honestly think kerbs were invented for women, for the same reason as those bumper things in 10 pin bowling...to just bounce women "drivers" back into the road and stop them killing pedestrians.

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    yep at least, at most a good pressure wash while naked
    Isn't the term a golden shower?
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    all chances of female visitors to our tent have diminished............


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    They would only show us up by getting the gazebo up in under 5 mins and not forget that the BBq is on and burning food, while drinking Beer...
    Night all...

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    speaking of bar bee cues dave!!!!!!! "cough" how are you getting on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Ha, quality. But, that's not what I meant. I meant I slammed her head against it until she admitted it.



    Hahahaha, poop tash!

    (we've now scared any female members away)
    take more than that lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I wouldn't call it driving Dave. I honestly think kerbs were invented for women, for the same reason as those bumper things in 10 pin bowling...to just bounce women "drivers" back into the road and stop them killing pedestrians.



    Isn't the term a golden shower?
    I could go off you as a friend..................... we don't all drive like that - i quiet like scaring pedestrians oh and passengers lol x
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    Dang, pub got activity and there be women here as well..........wait, it's not that thing you see in gay clubs where straight women cause they dont want to be hit on by every drunken lout?

    The pub age varies from a 17 year old Reesy to early retirement Dave with 30ish being the average which is also the age group with the most grey hairs than the elders.

    But we accommodate for all ages, sexes and Coastey, to a limit.

    Crazy, I got no idea what broadchruch is and I don't think I want to........ok I do, what is it and why do people get so passionate about it?

    I've spent Monday at longleat, yesterday and today clearing out the loft of the family, mum and dad sold it.

    found some cool toys and console.
    sadly none of my Betamax video players (top loaders) or my old two knob 14" black and white (queue the gay or penis jokes) TV I'm really pissed off about.

    If any one is in to their old record players, Ni to consoles, star wars figures, comics, annuals, records or classic pc games (boxed) let me know. It's all going on eBay

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    speaking of bar bee cues dave!!!!!!! "cough" how are you getting on?
    Its in the planning stage, ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Its in the planning stage, ...
    So it will be ready for inters next year?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Dang, pub got activity and there be women here as well..........wait, it's not that thing you see in gay clubs where straight women cause they dont want to be hit on by every drunken lout?

    The pub age varies from a 17 year old Reesy to early retirement Dave with 30ish being the average which is also the age group with the most grey hairs than the elders.

    But we accommodate for all ages, sexes and Coastey, to a limit.

    Crazy, I got no idea what broadchruch is and I don't think I want to........ok I do, what is it and why do people get so passionate about it?

    I've spent Monday at longleat, yesterday and today clearing out the loft of the family, mum and dad sold it.

    found some cool toys and console.
    sadly none of my Betamax video players (top loaders) or my old two knob 14" black and white (queue the gay or penis jokes) TV I'm really pissed off about.

    If any one is in to their old record players, Ni to consoles, star wars figures, comics, annuals, records or classic pc games (boxed) let me know. It's all going on eBay
    All I can say is I'm definitely not masquerading as anybody apart from myself haha.

    Broadchurch was ok - an hour passed on an otherwise boring Monday night.

    Good luck selling your toys
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    Hiyaaaaaa,

    What's everyone doing to day.

    Iv got to sit on the helpdesk again so boring
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    Were not all boys. Some of us have vaginas, like westy
    That's rich coming from you. You have the biggest vagina here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Dont tell Scott, he will know what wallpaper you have on by the morning...
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Dave, he already does. That's why he's not in work this week.


    Quote Originally Posted by Smillie13 View Post
    is it that hard to believe that some woman do drive Audi's
    A valid point, although I don't technically drive one yet...

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    I wouldn't call it driving Dave. I honestly think kerbs were invented for women, for the same reason as those bumper things in 10 pin bowling...to just bounce women "drivers" back into the road and stop them killing pedestrians.
    Tsk tsk. Tarring us all with the same brush. I can bowl without the bumpers and I can certainly park without hitting the kerb.

    I am also capable of multitasking and actually finishing DIY jobs when I start them.

    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    all chances of female visitors to our tent have diminished............
    I may still visit. But I may now bring a bodyguard with me...

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Dang, pub got activity and there be women here as well..........wait, it's not that thing you see in gay clubs where straight women cause they dont want to be hit on by every drunken lout?
    I shall be mostly pleading the 5th amendment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Dang, pub got activity and there be women here as well..........wait, it's not that thing you see in gay clubs where straight women cause they dont want to be hit on by every drunken lout?
    you know this how?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    So it will be ready for inters next year?

    Im not the slowest in here now surely?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post





    I am also capable of multitasking and actually finishing DIY jobs when I start them.


    I may still visit. But I may now bring a bodyguard with me...

    Had to Cough at the DIY statement,,, its not just me then....

    Bodyguard as in mosquito repellent,, or 2 bottles of Russian Standard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post

    Im not the slowest in here now surely?...
    you set the bar quite high...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    you set the bar quite high...
    The highest! Dusty Dave the car parts hoarder
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    you set the bar quite high...
    i dunno im nudging that bar at the minute

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    i dunno im nudging that bar at the minute
    You like to nudge fudge too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    You like to nudge fudge too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    i dunno im nudging that bar at the minute
    You still have like another 8 months haha
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    Lets be honest here, karl is never going to finish his car is he. He's sold his wheels, and he's a student. Students never achieve anything!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Lets be honest here, karl is never going to finish his car is he. He's sold his wheels, and he's a student. Students never achieve anything!
    you are probably right
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Lets be honest here, karl is never going to finish his car is he. He's sold his wheels, and he's a student. Students never achieve anything!
    Kick him while he's down lol
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    Best time to kick someone tbh. Or just as they think its all getting better you batter them back down.

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    good afternoon!
    i have just shaved my dog!
    that is all!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    good afternoon!
    i have just shaved my dog!
    that is all!
    Is that a euphemism?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Is that a euphemism?
    no mate!
    i really have been shaving my mut! grooming, if you may!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    no mate!
    i really have been shaving my mut! grooming, if you may!
    Next you'll be telling us you've been combing your beaver...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Next you'll be telling us you've been combing your beaver...
    need to do a bit of housework too! so i may be polishing my knob in a bit! (door knob)


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