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    Lets hope they ain't planning to build a drive through one near you like they have done near me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Lets hope they ain't planning to build a drive through one near you like they have done near me!
    dam! id be fatter than i all ready am lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    i have an addiction to krispy kreme doughnuts....

    im going to get very fat now that tesco sells them fresh every day
    very fat-er you mean fir coat! ya big lard arse!
    show some restraint god damn it!


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    A drive thru doughnut place? What the chuff is this country coming to?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    A drive thru doughnut place? What the chuff is this country coming to?
    Drive through cash machines next.
    Please for the love of any and all god/s, NO!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    A drive thru doughnut place? What the chuff is this country coming to?
    you not seen the one at the trafford?
    i think that ones a drive through. Drive through starbucks too.

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    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    A week ago today I deleted my Faebook account.

    I feel so free, it's fecking shamazing. I've had so much more time during the day to do things, less stressed, actually speaking to people rather than just texts, relaxing in the evening reading books rather than tap tap tapping away on a screen to randoms.

    Cool story bro. We're talking donuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Cool story bro. We're talking donuts.
    I love donuts.

    Does anybody else get the three packs, and double up the praline donut so you get four? Or is it just me that's double bad ass?

    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    rather than tap tap tapping away on a screen to randoms.
    Yeah the forums been nice and peaceful
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    I want an s3. So somebody sell me there's and ill be braking the a3, so yeah.


    (all words spoken above are been taken in to consideration, a list is going to be made to weigh up the pros and cons. Input is welcome)
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    Do it..

    No more needs to be said on the matter.

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    I'm eating some noodles and for some reason I missed my mouth and stabbed my lip.

    O well.
    Its my own fault for trying to eat noodles while driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnythepie View Post
    use your fingers!
    He was eating noodles, not poking his arse...
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    Very glad there's no drive thru doughnut places near me - I'm bad enough with the drive thru McD's half a mile from my house & on my route home from work.

    Mind you, given the mahoosive blisters I've got on both feet at the moment, drive thru isn't a bad idea...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    Very glad there's no drive thru doughnut places near me - I'm bad enough with the drive thru McD's half a mile from my house & on my route home from work.

    Mind you, given the mahoosive blisters I've got on both feet at the moment, drive thru isn't a bad idea...
    you do foot jobs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    you do foot jobs...
    Wheyyy!
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    Welcome to the pub people.
    Just found out Dave's in to feet.

    Nicki, You don't own a TT by any change?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Welcome to the pub people.
    Just found out Dave's in to feet.

    Nicki, You don't own a TT by any change?


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    Doesn't work :-( well on my phone it doesn't
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Doesn't work :-( well on my phone it doesn't
    O well.
    No great loss. lol

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    Haha! Nothing that exciting guys - long country walk + new wellies = ouchie feet.

    And no, I don't own a TT.

    I don't even own an Audi yet... I'm being fussy and have been looking for *the* one for about 3 months. In the meantime, I'm driving the dullest of the dull cars. A car so dull that the highlight is its newest "feature" - a boot that won't open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    Haha! Nothing that exciting guys - long country walk + new wellies = ouchie feet.

    get some proper man wellies like me!


    there like wearing slippers!, big comfy waterproof posh slippers!
    oh and welcome to the pub!
    what flavour audi are you after then?


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    Chez you've only got wellys to put sheep's back legs in you strange bugger.
    Got some Velcro gloves as well I bet..

    When are we having a man date ?
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    Hi publicans, how are we today?

    I'm on my way up to the Emitates and am gagging for a few pints
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    Better now I've finished work, worse because the S3 in standardish form is slow as fk and not being able to catch an EP3 is quite annoying especially as I'd still have mine if it weren't for that swamp donkey cnt writing it off!

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    Time for you to start sneaking parts out of work and get an engine build underway
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    Fk that. Rather not get myself into that situation lol. Just need a map. Anyone got a spare 250odd I can borrow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Fk that. Rather not get myself into that situation lol. Just need a map. Anyone got a spare 250odd I can borrow?
    Ill swap my a3 for your s3 then you can smoke stuff lolz
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    I can come in here via tapatalk, it dont work any other way.

    I think north Korea s missiles suck ass, they've attacked ASN, not USA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I can come in here via tapatalk, it dont work any other way.

    I think north Korea s missiles suck ass, they've attacked ASN, not USA.
    It's been a bit iffy all day even on tapa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Chez you've only got wellys to put sheep's back legs in you strange bugger.
    Got some Velcro gloves as well I bet..

    When are we having a man date ?
    oh fidldle sticks you rumbled me!
    there nice and long so the back legs can slot down nicely furcoatsy, and as for the velcro gloves, well i just prefer to freestyle buckaroo style!

    off next weekend young man, so unless mrs chez has a list of mundane tasks for me, we will "ahem man date then..........









    i will bring my wellies!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    oh fidldle sticks you rumbled me!
    there nice and long so the back legs can slot down nicely furcoatsy, and as for the velcro gloves, well i just prefer to freestyle buckaroo style!

    off next weekend young man, so unless mrs chez has a list of mundane tasks for me, we will "ahem man date then..........









    i will bring my wellies!

    ha! id click the like button but there seems not to be one !

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    im going to freshen up my duct tape and tie wraps for the occasion
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    Afternoon ladies. Much occurin? Well done on the new job scroatsey, ill be sending you a messsge on the 20th

    So Im back in the 20v Turbo gang, yay i just did a little wee this one shall be my track wench tho its a leon cupra, wish it was an a3 but all the ones i went to see where dogs and iv had the money burning a hole in my pocket. heres a low res pic from the ad .

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    Sorry all i can see on my screen is an ugly fat ass..






















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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Sorry all i can see on my screen is an ugly fat ass..






















    Well stop checkin coatsey out on whatsapp lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Afternoon ladies. Much occurin? Well done on the new job scroatsey, ill be sending you a messsge on the 20th


    thank you! awesome and ....

    GAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


    seen its gay ass alloys lol you should of bought a good car hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    thank you! awesome and ....

    GAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


    seen its gay ass alloys lol you should of bought a good car hahaha
    Ha yes it is gay compared to an a3 but we all have to comprimise, and i got it rather cheap which was a bonus, the alloys are abit gay but it drives nice and very clean inside.

    How are you settling in as the tea boy?

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    Tea boy? As high as that? Thought he was the company fluffer?

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