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    until i get there and eat and drink it all! muhuwaaahuhaaa
    And sleep with Damo again hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhubarb4 View Post
    And sleep with Damo again hahaha

    i take it your referring to my blow up clone?
    well, he wont be there this year the real mccoy will be!
    but if damo wants a cuddle i am sure i can sort him out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post

    i take it your referring to my blow up clone?
    well, he wont be there this year the real mccoy will be!
    but if damo wants a cuddle i am sure i can sort him out!
    You'd crush the little Hobbit manchild!!

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    Its not the happy dance that im use to lol

    Get my keys today *****tards!

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    Re: ASN's Pub

    What's that song you sing when your happy?

    If your happy and you know it, bum a dog.
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Just had a school dinner it was awesome ! Treacle rolly Polly is where its at !
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Just had a school dinner it was awesome ! Treacle rolly Polly is where its at !
    Want to explain to us exactly why you're in a school!? You pretending to be the new teacher again...

    I do miss cornflake cake with pink custard yum
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    cornflake cake sure...pink custard with it WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Want to explain to us exactly why you're in a school!? You pretending to be the new teacher again...

    I do miss cornflake cake with pink custard yum
    im an infrastructure engineer i support school lol

    i could of had that as well mmm i should of asked for both
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    cornflake cake sure...pink custard with it WTF?
    you have never lived until you've had pink custard
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    Results from the last big camping show I attended. This was Sunday morning when it was time to come home. My mate had to drive the civic home for me.
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    Think this was the last show I went to at pod...passed out in the bar tent, punched one of the strippers they had dancing out the back in the adult section while I was face down on the table because she was touching me (didn't know it was quite a hot stripper lol) nearly got thrown out of the tent by the bouncers then took a guys punch on the punch bag machines outside and threatened to knock me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    Jason. i like you
    Only cause you can't handle a drink either
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Only cause you can't handle a drink either
    it means i wont be alone the next morning when i feel like DEATH and you wont just laugh at me

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    The funny thing is....i can get absolutely battered like above. Wake up fresh as a daisy early morning and get straight back on it. I dont get hangovers

    The event the first picture was taken at i`d be getting up at 8ish, roll out the tent and be straight on the voddy. So whilst some of you might outlast me i bet i`ll be the first back on it in the morning

    Few years ago in Tenerife i got smashed, couldnt remember how i got back to the hotel, passed out on the balcony. Woke up in the morning with a dry mouth and solved that issue with a vodka and coke.

    I could post handfuls of pictures of me asleep in bars or at shows but i`ll be straight back on it first thing whilst everyone else is hanging to fk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    The funny thing is....i can get absolutely battered like above. Wake up fresh as a daisy early morning and get straight back on it. I dont get hangovers

    The event the first picture was taken at i`d be getting up at 8ish, roll out the tent and be straight on the voddy. So whilst some of you might outlast me i bet i`ll be the first back on it in the morning

    Few years ago in Tenerife i got smashed, couldnt remember how i got back to the hotel, passed out on the balcony. Woke up in the morning with a dry mouth and solved that issue with a vodka and coke.

    I could post handfuls of pictures of me asleep in bars or at shows but i`ll be straight back on it first thing whilst everyone else is hanging to fk.
    Surely this is because you stop drinking and start sleeping hours before everyone else?


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    Maybe could look at it that way on some occasions but not always.

    Not all of us are hardened drinkers like Westy drinking wine and Stella nearly every night of the week

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Maybe could look at it that way on some occasions but not always.

    Not all of us are hardened drinkers like Westy drinking wine and Stella nearly every night of the week
    I seem to have given you the wrong impression! I've not been drinking much since new years eve so my tolerance levels are quite low at the moment. I'm on the lash next saturday for my mates birthday so I'll see how I get on. I suspect that by the time I get to inters I'll be total ****e and won't even want to drink. Karl and I will be on the fizzy pop
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    haha its only because i used to check the pub to see you always saying the wine or stella was flowing. True i havent seen it for some time.

    Seems the issue when you dont drink much for a while it doesnt take much for the fuzz to decend upon the eyes and it all gets a bit hazey. Think i`ll have to build myself up on the drinking the closer i get to inters. Tempted to buy a bottle of my favourite Absinthe to bring along...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    haha its only because i used to check the pub to see you always saying the wine or stella was flowing. True i havent seen it for some time.

    Seems the issue when you dont drink much for a while it doesnt take much for the fuzz to decend upon the eyes and it all gets a bit hazey. Think i`ll have to build myself up on the drinking the closer i get to inters. Tempted to buy a bottle of my favourite Absinthe to bring along...

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    i think i only drank 3 times all of last year.
    this year might be even less, so when i do drink, its like a teenager on his 18th birthday, a MESS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    You know someone likes a drink when they have a favourite Absinthe.
    That`d be my 3rd bottle. Havent bought any for a long time though. Did you get a glimpse of the percentage? 89.9%...Got a proper Absinthe spoon and glass to go with it lol.

    That stuff gets you a whole different kind of drunk...

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    Absinthe in fecking evil. I remember about 12 years ago when that stuff could only be sold by pubs holdi a special license. Used to be peopl chucking their guts up after a fee of them!
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    Think the most legally you can have percentage wise in this country is 70% and 10mg of thujone which is the stuff that makes you see things. There is a bottle i`ve been meaning to buy for years which has 100mg of thujone..enough for it to actually sit in the bottom of the bottle. King Gold Absinthe.

    Problem is the price...

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    id rather drink dinosaur slash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Think the most legally you can have percentage wise in this country is 70% and 10mg of thujone which is the stuff that makes you see things. There is a bottle i`ve been meaning to buy for years which has 100mg of thujone..enough for it to actually sit in the bottom of the bottle. King Gold Absinthe.

    Problem is the price...

    Absinth King of Spirits Gold - Genuine Thujone Absinth Gold online.
    Be cheaper to just by a big bag of funny fugus!
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Blew a boost hose on the out side lane on the a19 at full chat.... Pants officially shat in !
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Blew a boost hose on the out side lane on the a19 at full chat.... Pants officially shat in !
    Which hose? Bet it woke you up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Which hose? Bet it woke you up!
    Turbo to dv hard pipe 90 degree hose.
    Yeah man looked out of the rear view expecting to see bits of turbo and valves flying out of the exhaust lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    Jason.

    i like you
    can you explain why superkarl likes you while you lay there In that picture with carpet burns on your knees lol

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    got told i will be getting laid off on the 28th ! wooo....

    so need a new job..

    erm... anyone want to buy some crack ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dre_S3 View Post
    can you explain why superkarl likes you while you lay there In that picture with carpet burns on your knees lol
    lol was a graze from playing football at the show tournament. Got a bit rough whilst i was drunk and starting hacking people down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    got told i will be getting laid off on the 28th ! wooo....

    so need a new job..

    erm... anyone want to buy some crack ?
    That suck donkey dick scroatsey! Are you just lookin for i.t jobs or anything thats going with decent hours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    That suck donkey dick scroatsey! Are you just lookin for i.t jobs or anything thats going with decent hours?
    Anything really mate. I should be getting an interview this week for an 18 month contractor's job
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    Weldone Coatsey.

    Good luck mate.

    Sucks bout being let go but at least you know its happening....................they giving you redundancy?
    Don't they have to give you like 3 months notice depending on your length of time there?

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    Interview tomorrow afternoon its with the same company but in a different team, 18 month contract. So I get continued service so after 18 months ill get all my redundancy money
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Interview tomorrow afternoon its with the same company but in a different team, 18 month contract. So I get continued service so after 18 months ill get all my redundancy money
    that's not bad going.
    Good luck mate.

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    yeah good luck creosote!
    just dont wear your pink trainers to the interview ok!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    yeah good luck creosote!
    just dont wear your pink trainers to the interview ok!
    okay dad i wont wear my pink shoes! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    okay dad i wont wear my pink shoes! lol
    And clean underwear.

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