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    Chez, how's the golf tournament? Have you seen Tigers wood yet?


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    I woke up this morning and the only thing I was looking forward to in work was having a latte.
    Is that wrong?


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    Just doing a poo so I thought I'd drop in and say hello...

    Scott I don't watch that doesn't seem to good to me.

    Been playing far cry 3 on the sexbox its a pretty good game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Just doing a poo so I thought I'd drop in and say hello...

    Scott I don't watch that doesn't seem to good to me.

    Been playing far cry 3 on the sexbox its a pretty good game.
    Its not bad really mate.
    I enjoy it.

    I got far cry but my PC won't play it.
    So I'm off to buy a new GPU in a couple of weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Just doing a poo so I thought I'd drop in and say hello...

    Scott I don't watch that doesn't seem to good to me.

    Been playing far cry 3 on the sexbox its a pretty good game.
    i have farcry 3 too coatesy, and it is a good game mate!
    its bloody massive and will take ages to complete i think! i must give it a go again!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Its not bad really mate.
    I enjoy it.

    I got far cry but my PC won't play it.
    So I'm off to buy a new GPU in a couple of weeks.
    you need a new CPU as well and a new MB plus RAM

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    i have farcry 3 too coatesy, and it is a good game mate!
    its bloody massive and will take ages to complete i think! i must give it a go again!
    yes mate its a wicked game, pew pew take that mother *****ing pirates!


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    when i first got my a3 and started modding it lightly on the way to work i tried to race a silve ibiza cupra and i got smoked. soooo on the way home, said ibiza cupra is behind me coming of the round about up my back side, i thought ha he must remember smoking me. not this time. BWARRPP TISHH bye bye.
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    you need a new CPU as well and a new MB plus RAM

    Bahh.
    I'll be fine with my set up.

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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Or just buy a proper console and be done with it. No upgrades necessary.


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    well busy productive day for chez in the chez rez!
    the small lawn we have is pants, and i mean very thread bare grass, always water logged and spongey and pretty pants overall really!
    i long for a little piece of stripey, flat lush putting green type of grass area for my child and dog to play on!
    so after a chat with a champion leak grower at work got a few pointers!
    basically, i have been digging my garden up today!
    and not just turning it over in a cak handed gay way either!
    i am talking digging 8 inches down, (i have a good measuring stick for this),
    removing all of what i have dug up, by bagging up and putting in the avant boot! 20 bags full of clay can really test your suspension out!
    and i have barely covered an 1/8th of the area i need to shift yet!
    but when finished it will look the muts!
    then fill in with 2 tons of pea gravel and then around 3 tons of top soil before i can think about planting high grade grass seed!
    (not that dutch shizzle either coatsey!)
    then , voila, a super dooper lawn, that i have made!
    anyway, enough of the alan titchmarshe craic,
    other than that, i have decided to pack in the tiger woods, as it is making me drink like a fish and has made me have the odd ciggy, here and there, as every time i play my mate over the road, when he has a cigarette after a game i have been sneaking off over his house for a tobacco fix!
    the guilt is kicking in now, as i had quit for over 2 years prior to this!
    so that is getting put in the bin,
    also,
    i am only going to drink at weekends now, as i am starting to become a bit of a piss head these days!
    other than that, all is good!
    how is everyone else?
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    Evening ladies. Hope all are well!

    Good to see your motor is still putting a smile on your face coatsey.

    Chez i feel your pain with the smoke, im currentley trying to cut down and eventually give up, not doing very well tho, fair play for the two year stint, its a suductive mistress the old nicotene.

    Scott get an xbox, and the obd will be posted this week i promise lol.

    As for me i have a date for the keys to my new house been a manic few weeks and the next lot will be no diffrent. But looking forward to it.

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    *** essay there Chez. Glad to hear you are stopping being an alco. The first step is to admit it you will defeat the pimms, you will defeat it!

    Garden sounds good, but we need pics.


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    ha chez you dirty bag head, sneaking tabs.

    since iv stopped smoking iv put loads of weight on and can i fook get rid of it think i might start doing meth or something to loose some weight.

    everyone seen them pictures of niki minaj and her massive arse. very nice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    ha chez you dirty bag head, sneaking tabs.

    since iv stopped smoking iv put loads of weight on and can i fook get rid of it think i might start doing meth or something to loose some weight.

    everyone seen them pictures of niki minaj and her massive arse. very nice!
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    yep she is a bit of a stinker!
    coatesy, that pic is mint!


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    she has huge boobs though and ghetto booty, but yeah shes a Doyle.

    picture makes me giggle all the time.
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    but you still would..........or is that just me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    but you still would..........or is that just me?
    Yeah i would....club her over the head with a bat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Yeah i would....club her over the head with a bat!
    then bum her ? ooh right cave man aren't you jason
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    then bum her ? ooh right cave man aren't you jason
    What ever works really.

    More for violent and damaging than "Does this smell of chloroform to you?"

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    Its wiked wednesday, time to get smashed..... At home, by myself. Awkward :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    What ever works really.

    More for violent and damaging than "Does this smell of chloroform to you?"
    Haha I always use that line, or "hey can you tell me what this cloth smells like?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Haha I always use that line, or "hey can you tell me what this cloth smells like?"
    Or brace yo self foooooo!

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    I'm not even gonna ask how you know?
    im going to guess it was through disappointment..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    but you still would..........or is that just me?
    yeaaa id let her sit on my face, f*ck it haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3clarke View Post
    yeaaa id let her sit on my face, f*ck it haha
    But the question is would you let her also pedal your ears ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I'm not even gonna ask how you know?
    Well i will tell you anyway :D

    Long story short, it was a tragic windmilling happy dance!

    The end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    windmilling happy dance!
    Haha everyone does this.

    Don't lie you all know you have tried it at some point in your life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Haha everyone does this.

    Don't lie you all know you have tried it at some point in your life.
    Yup and the imaginary fishing line gag my lady loves that lmao.

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    Yup and the imaginary fishing line gag my lady loves that lmao.
    Haha yes! All lady's love penis related fun stuff
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    just maned up and applied for a new job. up to 25k a year. doubt ill get it like but still.

    maning up was the most part of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    just maned up and applied for a new job. up to 25k a year. doubt ill get it like but still.

    maning up was the most part of it
    Manning up is major, especially with the lack of job security about. Good luck fella.
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