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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I have heating back in my Pissrat, a new blower fan installed fixed it! What an annoying job though, had to remove the passengerside airbag to get access to the fan! Who designs these things?
    Z germans!


    On another note, someone has robbed both number plates off the tt, so im guessing theres going to be a few bilks today and maybe a post office or two done over. Bloody annoying because i now have to buy more plates!

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Z germans!


    On another note, someone has robbed both number plates off the tt, so im guessing theres going to be a few bilks today and maybe a post office or two done over. Bloody annoying because i now have to buy more plates!
    hahaha pikey as that, thats what you get for having a vagina car... if you had an a3/s3 the people will of thought you were a nut case instead of a hairdresser
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    hahaha pikey as that, thats what you get for having a vagina car... if you had an a3/s3 the people will of thought you were a nut case instead of a hairdresser
    Ha they would of seen the stanced out beast and thought transvestite nutter more like.

    The tt is being sold in the new year now, and im nearly 100% going to get a cupra r, anyone comment what an s3 is like for a a new borns car seat cott thing in the back, room wise?

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    you should buy my girlfriends lcr its black, murdered out, full blueflame tbe, forge tip, 007p and big jr filter. serviced by my sexy hands
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    Call yourself a fan? You meed to stick with them through thick and thin! Still no cups again this year! lol
    I'll stick with them, of course I will. I'm gettin fed up with the way Wenger won't slate his team in public. He can't keep defending them and saying that the effort was good when they played like total crap. The whole team needs a bloody good shaking up!
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    ​Coatesy, enjoy your meet later on, i look forward to reading all about it, and dont forget the camera, i want pics in the events section tonight please. Enjoy. x
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    Ah just for the fact that your cheeks will of been on the passenger seat is a good enough reason to buy your mrs lcr

    Seriousley though febuary march time ill be looking, so if you are selling and you do an asn price drop for your internet stalker then ill most likely have it.

    Westy put the world to rights, who would be your no.1 replacement? I dont see much out there apart from di matteo or mourinho. I mean they spent about £50m this year on players and havent achieved anything.

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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    ​Coatesy, enjoy your meet later on, i look forward to reading all about it, and dont forget the camera, i want pics in the events section tonight please. Enjoy. x
    Oh I know what pictures you want to see later on tonight, we all know there not ones from the meet....


    You want to see the ones of ma belly ! Haha


    I'm not a tourist but ill do my best to take some photos.
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    Lmao, dream on young man, the car pics will be sufficent thanks, lol. Dont want you scaring other members or the pub crew. Haha. x
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Lmao, dream on young man, the car pics will be sufficent thanks, lol. Dont want you scaring other members or the pub crew. Haha. x
    haha dont lie to the boys in the pub, you would love my belly it looks the same as chewbacca's belly x
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    speaking of dogging............................
    how is your mut undercoat?
    dog is still in doggy hospital, but it turns out he has no tumors in his body

    hes just got a poorly heart and hes seeing the heart specialist tomorrow.
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    Evening guys...

    Is chez in a corner yet full off stella,, muttering/singing jingle bells yet?...

    Have you been on your work doo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Evening guys...

    Is chez in a corner yet full off stella,, muttering/singing jingle bells yet?...

    Have you been on your work doo?
    still here dave! just lurking!
    no work do for me this year! cant be bothered to go! too many brown nosed yes men that cant handle there liquor making nuisances of themselves!


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    Evening dave, its a bit quiet in here tonight, where is everyone? x
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Evening dave, its a bit quiet in here tonight, where is everyone? x
    Iv just got back from our little meet. Was nice to meet new people. Shame it was like minus three thousand degrees out side.

    Didn't take any photos so here's one of my belly ....
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    Lmao, i see why the lads call you furcoatesy, thank you, that brightened up my morning, was expecting a nice car pic, least the -4 shouldnt of been too cold for you, lol. The boys will all have saved a copy of that pic. .x
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Lmao, i see why the lads call you furcoatesy, thank you, that brightened up my morning, was expecting a nice car pic, least the -4 shouldnt of been too cold for you, lol. The boys will all have saved a copy of that pic. .x
    Haha yes I'm a super hairy mo fo, this is what makes me 25x sexier.....

    It must be due to the chemical works that are near where I live. Or I'm the living proof of evolution as I'm still evolving for an ape x
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    ​Lol, its mighty quiet in the pub today Furcoatsey, think the boys are scared to come in, lol. x
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    ​Lol, its mighty quiet in the pub today Furcoatsey, think the boys are scared to come in, lol. x
    I think they must all be pulling there puddings still over the picture of my belly haha x
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    I think they must all be pulling there puddings still over the picture of my belly haha x
    I wouldnt loke to make a comment on that, lol. x
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    Its like a stab wound on a gorillas back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Its like a stab wound on a gorillas back!
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    I thought it was a satellite image from sputnik of the grand canyon... wondered why it was in colour...

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    To be fair coatsey that is not hairy, i have a forest compared to that bit of fluff that a bit of milk and a cat couldnt sort out!lmao

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    It's Friday and next week I'm only in for 3 days then off till the 2nd

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    Work doo tonight ....


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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
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    Was a good night then Jardo? x
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    Was a good night then Jardo? x
    It was a good laugh indeed.

    Did you get up to anything? Watch any films?
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    its my work Christmas party tonight, im going to get so pissed that i shat my pants ! wooo!
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    ha ha! look at the disgust/envy on that young ladies face in that pic! quality

    have a good one david and try and keep your clothes on! there"s a good lad!


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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    its my work Christmas party tonight, im going to get so pissed that i shat my pants ! wooo!
    We dont want a pic of that now. Have a great night out furcoatesy. Lets see how much you remember in the morning. Enjoy. x
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    We dont want a pic of that now. Have a great night out furcoatesy. Lets see how much you remember in the morning. Enjoy. x
    Haha you want more photos you! Bet your desktop background is my belly

    Cheers ill enjoy my self x
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Haha you want more photos you! Bet your desktop background is my belly

    Cheers ill enjoy my self x
    lmao, my desktop and iphine/ipad pic is of a gorgeous R8 V10 Spyder in red, sorry to disappoint you, your pic can stay in the pub, lol. Have fun young man. x
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    woooooo fk Yeah!!! finished work till next year !!

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