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    Crap. Sorry, wrong thread, I meant to post it in the 'Pics of Your Mrs' thread.


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    aythree, you win again with that one! Absolutely brilliant. Is it wrong that I have a semi?


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    lol, its Aythrees poster girl!!!!

    Crazy you really need help matey if you do have one! Go visit Aythrees gym to calm down a bit!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    aythree, you win again with that one! Absolutely brilliant. Is it wrong that I have a semi?
    If it is wrong to have a semi over that then I'll see you in hell.

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    High fives all round as we spit roast that beauty! mmm mmm.


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    Mine's fully loaded.
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    I would be slighlty scared nailing a bird who had bigger muscles than me, although i bet she could give me one hell of a ****!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    I would be slighlty scared nailing a bird who had bigger muscles than me, although i bet she could give me one hell of a ****!


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    I think that photo was taken at the wrong time of the month too.

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    Same, I haven't laughed this much at work for a long time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post


    She'd break it in half dude.
    Maybe she could numb the pain before the snip! Beat it to within an inch of its life!

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    She does look proper scary.... Lets be fair, it would be a paper bag job...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    She does look proper scary.... Lets be fair, it would be a paper bag job...
    Two paper bags.
    One for her head and one for mine, just in case hers falls off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Two paper bags.
    One for her head and one for mine, just in case hers falls off!
    That's an interesting point. A tranquilliser gun would probably be useful as well, after all, she does vaguely resemble a bear and Mr T's love child.
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    Ive heard the bag over the head can be quite pleasurable

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    I would be slighlty scared nailing a bird who had bigger muscles than me, although i bet she could give me one hell of a ****!
    Before or after the snip?



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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Ive heard the bag over the head can be quite pleasurable
    Anniversary present for Sunday is now decided. Thanks mate! I'm trusting you on this, she had better like it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    That's an interesting point. A tranquilliser gun would probably be useful as well, after all, she does vaguely resemble a bear and Mr T's love child.
    Tranquilliser/ rohypnol, it's all the same.


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    uh, whats going on? I go out for 2 hours and the world goes mad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Anniversary present for Sunday is now decided. Thanks mate! I'm trusting you on this, she had better like it.
    Trust me mate she will love it, would i lie to you??











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    Surely if I draw a picture of her sisters face on it she'll be ok with it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Surely if I draw a picture of her sisters face on it she'll be ok with it?
    I cant see why not.And to be fair she neednt know as she will only be looking at the inside of the bag.

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    WOW, i've missed abit.
    I don't even want to ask what Aythree pic was about. :|

    Any one had hailstones?
    We just had a hailstone storm for about 5mins.
    Its like 12 degrees out side!!

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    2nd interview

    Which was an interesting phone call to handle whilst in the office

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    2nd interview

    Which was an interesting phone call to handle whilst in the office
    Good news mate! Bet you was very cagey on the phone! Ive had a call like that at work before,so decided to go outside and take it.But that probably looks even more suspicious!

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    yeah bloody good news, they were supposed to let me know on Wednesday so I had assumed the worst.

    I just kind of said yes a lot haha.

    This job would set me up for life I reckon, I want it bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    WOW, i've missed abit.
    I don't even want to ask what Aythree pic was about. :|

    Any one had hailstones
    Its like 12 degrees out side!!
    Nope, Brilliant sunshine here in Scotland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Nope, Brilliant sunshine here in Scotland.
    Didnt realise the sun did actually shine up there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    yeah bloody good news, they were supposed to let me know on Wednesday so I had assumed the worst.

    I just kind of said yes a lot haha.

    This job would set me up for life I reckon, I want it bad!
    Congrats mate! Good luck with all that then.

    I can't imagine there's anything much more awkward than a call at work regarding another job ha.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Didnt realise the sun did actually shine up there!
    Off course it does, just not that often, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Off course it does, just not that often, lol.
    Ha ha,well make the most of it when it does then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    2nd interview

    Which was an interesting phone call to handle whilst in the office
    Nice one mate.
    Hope it goes well.

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    Nope, Brilliant sunshine here in Scotland.
    Its ok, we got sun back now.

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    Bored.
    Much happening for anyone else on a friday night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    Bored.
    Much happening for anyone else on a friday night?
    Not much happenning tonight, maybe a movie or some music, a game of Left 4 Dead 2 on steam and probably some retail therapy tomorrow , since its forecast for rain, lol. Moto gp followed by F1 on Sunday
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    Not much happened for me last night either, chilled out with the missus and watched a film, bed at 10pm!

    And now im at work for a change!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Not much happened for me last night either, chilled out with the missus and watched a film, bed at 10pm!

    And now im at work for a change!!
    Watched transporter then a quick game of left4dead2. Sun is shining and its nice and warm so will go do something outside. Shame that you have to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Watched transporter then a quick game of left4dead2. Sun is shining and its nice and warm so will go do something outside. Shame that you have to work.
    It is a shame! But i finish at 12 so at least can have an afternoon. As long as the weather is nice can take my boys to the carnival!!

 

 

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