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    where have you been Strangeways.....
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Is it just me or does anyone else inform there better half to tell them your doing a poo?

    I'm pretty sure my girlfriend loves that pieces of daily information. And she most definitely enjoys the old dutch oven, when we are in bed.
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    Willy Bum Bum - YouTube


    ill leave that there ... probably not best to watch it at work unless you work with people with a good sense of humour and don't mind cartoon willy's or bums. i think its absolutely funny as
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    Cheers for that scroatsy,,, a full mouthfull of coors finest just been transplanted on my laptop....Fcn dog thought i was having a heart attack,,,,,hes still giving me dodgy looks now!!

    Brilliant...

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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Willy Bum Bum - YouTube


    ill leave that there ... probably not best to watch it at work unless you work with people with a good sense of humour and don't mind cartoon willy's or bums. i think its absolutely funny as
    lol! you really are a mentalist creosoatsy!


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    Now that made me lol

    Strangways haha.. Just been mad busy Dave, in n out of work, somat had to give dude.
    what's this about wearing a dress!?!? sounds kinky haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    what's this about wearing a dress!?!? sounds kinky haha
    its these new young folk damo! with there decadent ways and quirky fashion sense! anything goes apparently!
    they dont have no real gumption like real men of yesteryear mate!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    its these new young folk damo! with there decadent ways and quirky fashion sense! anything goes apparently!
    they dont have no real gumption like real men of yesteryear mate!
    Neither of said specimens are growing a mo which is a true sign of a gentleman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Neither of said specimens are growing a mo which is a true sign of a gentleman
    that is indeed true fred!
    probably too retro for these young scally"s!
    also there probably a bit too scared to grow one and there mothers wont let them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Neither of said specimens are growing a mo which is a true sign of a gentleman
    oh man I almost pissed myself when I saw that post on fb Hahahahaaha classic!

    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    that is indeed true fred!
    probably too retro for these young scally"s!
    also there probably a bit too scared to grow one and there mothers wont let them!
    bum fluff eh chez :P

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    What's up with that Nadine! My arm are thicker then her legs!

    That pic was a goodun hey
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    lol dunno fred I was looking at the jordi.. ginger one has improved I thought!!..

    wait they back on!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Neither of said specimens are growing a mo which is a true sign of a gentleman
    I could grow a mustache and i was going to for movember, but gave into peir pressure lol well my mrs telling me id look a nob.

    I often grow a full on tramp beard to the delight of the mrs and my md lol ginger bits and all no grey yet tho!

    So iv had a curry and looking after my granparents 17year old dog that im afrsad will die at any moment. Opportunity for 00scroatsey to get his weekley dose of beastiality and necrophilia in one go there

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    Damn i hate being up this early

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Damn i hate being up this early
    Me too mate
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    Me too mate
    Its all the womans fault, i could fire her out of a cannon, in some sort of takishis castle type death penalty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Damn i hate being up this early
    get used to it dude!
    because once the pitter patter of little feet comes, yow shall be up early all the time!............it sucks big time!
    cant remember the last time i had a lie in!


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    I'm only up at this time to line my stomach for having a Stella on the train at 11:00! Arsenal V Spurs today at the emirates
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I'm only up at this time to line my stomach for having a Stella on the train at 11:00! Arsenal V Spurs today at the emirates
    nice one fred! keeping it real! i hope you have a good day and the weather is good for you!
    its lashing it down here, and i promised to take the tribe a day out to newcastle!
    it sounded good last night!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I'm only up at this time to line my stomach for having a Stella on the train at 11:00! Arsenal V Spurs today at the emirates
    Come on you Spurs!!!

    The sun is beating it down here Chez!

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Come on you Spurs!!!

    The sun is beating it down here Chez!
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Going to see Chris Ramsey tonight. Woo first time Iv been to see a stand up comic.

    Any one else got plans for tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Going to see Chris Ramsey tonight. Woo first time Iv been to see a stand up comic.

    Any one else got plans for tonight
    I saw him last year at the glee club in birmingham, he was just the compare then, but was quality, proper took the piss out the hecklers.

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    Im sick of getting kicked in the ass today.... fcn Spurs...

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    Have some of that you skanky spurs cnts!
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    im sick of getting my eyes ripped out! fcn £45 for 2 pizzas at pizza shed!
    nice though! om nom nom!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    im sick of getting my eyes ripped out! fcn £45 for 2 pizzas at pizza shed!
    nice though! om nom nom!
    Are they 86" pizzas if not if be rubbing my bell all over the shop window for ripping my off
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    nope! just 2 large stuffed crust pizzas, wedges and drinks!
    £17.25 each the pizzas just looked at receipt...................................


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    nope! just 2 large stuffed crust pizzas, wedges and drinks!
    £17.25 each the pizzas just looked at receipt...................................
    lol Chez, i hope they were exceptionally good for that price. x
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    lol Chez, i hope they were exceptionally good for that price. x
    they were nice sandra but not that nice! lol
    here is a pic of the receipt in case you dont believe me!
    i think they took advantage of my good nature, i even donated a cup of rice apparently , must have been the mo!


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    Hey chez, did they give you some shares in the business as well, lol. As long as you enjoyed the pizza x
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Hiyyyaaaaaa!

    My name is Alex, I like pot noodles and dolphins. Most days not at the same time..

    I also like silly things like potatoes with faces..
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Hiyyyaaaaaa!

    My name is Alex, I like man noodle and rubber mallets. Most days at the same time..

    I also like silly things like potatoes with faces..

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    what? no one allowed to post in here any more ... homos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Morning anus munchers :-)
    Wheyyy! A friend.....

    Everyone seems to of died in here...

    How's the man car coming along. Mother found out yet lol
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