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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
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    Mylo's K03s Leon just made 261bhp on Bills heart breaker rollers. Eat that nonbelievers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Mylo's K03s Leon just made 261bhp on Bills heart breaker rollers. Eat that nonbelievers!
    so what my penis has got way more bhp than that ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    so what my penis has got way more bhp than that ...
    Reardless of your penis power does it not make you want to get man boost through your hybrid?
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    car makes man boost now lol

    im going to message niki later on a see what he says, i need to do some things to the car first.
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    261 on a ko3s....was it on fire?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Mylo's K03s Leon just made 261bhp on Bills heart breaker rollers. Eat that nonbelievers!
    heartbreaker rollers? Was always under the impression bills and nikis were pretty much on par. They were with prawns results after the first build of the hybrid.

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    So what's the low down on the RR day?
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    So what's the low down on the RR day?
    I turned up car made 10000bhp on space savers and everyone was like aww no way I wish I was as cool as you. Then every drove home in super Mario cars, because it was a really fun day and there was cake and ice cream... Even jelly.








    I didn't go, and I bet there wasn't even cake ice cream or jelly..
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    I made 261 on my K04.


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    happy jo?

    how was everyones weekend then?
    i found a flat
    and went to see Argo at the movies. was sick.
    just eaten an EPIC pizza, jalepenos, red chillis, spicy sausage, tobasco sauce, and a pot of sour cream and chive dip to dunk it in. my arse will be ON FIRE tomoro.
    just off to my mates to chill out.

    oh and my clutch has decided to stop slipping, if thats at all possible. not that i care because i have a new one. so im going to rape my car now..... cheerio...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    heartbreaker rollers? Was always under the impression bills and nikis were pretty much on par. They were with prawns results after the first build of the hybrid.
    They were given that nickname a couple of years back after countless people turning up thinking their cars were way above their actual power and then Bills rollers bringing them back down to earth with their accuracy.

    Niki's rollers seem to read 2bhp lower than Bills, going by the results of today.

    Gutted I couldn't go, but I was on the phone to every member of the terrorist squad as their car ran. More than anything I would have loved to have seen my old mate Mr T, sorry I wasn't there bro.

    I fixed the A3 this aftdrnoon, new MAP sensor and all is good. Flowing 182.7g/s which = 228bhp. Just need to let it relearn and give it a good thrashing tomorrow to get the timing back up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Gutted I couldn't go, but I was on the phone to every member of the terrorist squad as their car ran.
    I'm a full member of the squad

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    happy jo?
    Not bad, but on the ball I think? I hit 269/270 last year, but I think my N75 was on the way out. My guesstimate was 265, so not far off. Infact, I think my stage1 car made the most BHP out of all the S3s?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I'm a full member of the squad

    Pfft my stickers blue ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post


    Try doing that again with the handbrake off Bro, might actually pull a bit then

    RR day was pretty epic, the usual top standards from Bill and the boys, plus some annoying fat guy taking the money and the forms

    Everything went well, many people were pleased, mylos 261bhp run was a bit of a shock, we knew it was good, but christ. Serious figures from a ko3S, and actually a decent plot too. very cool.

    the old girl ran 307bhp for me, so over the moon with that

    Here's Daves handy work glowing a little!



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    quality post there Scott, full of meaningful content
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prawn View Post
    quality post there Scott, full of meaningful content
    Its to early and I'm all out of caring.

    Just to early man, sat here plowing my through more web based training courses that work has given me.

    Over the last week I've done about 6 training courses.
    phishing emails, correct desk set up, importing and exporting of goods, something to do with bribery, bullying and something else to do with something that I can't remember.

    OMG, bring on tuesday.
    I'm going to win that £121m and I'll be all like "yeah *****es!!!" and take a massive stella induced dump on the bosses desks and in the server racks from the top down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    OMG, bring on tuesday.
    I'm going to win that £121m and I'll be all like "yeah *****es!!!" and take a massive stella induced dump on the bosses desks and in the server racks from the top down.
    no way this is exactly what im going to do tomorrow when i win ... how strange is that...

    im sure we will both win as 60 million each is plenty!

    oh and hello morning and that..

    so sad having to get a left to work this morning.. poor car with its fallen off front bumper
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    I'd be more then happy with just £1m. I could pay off my mortgage and then just live off the rest easy.
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    Morning... Nice Vids Prawny...was the WMI running then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Its to early and I'm all out of caring.

    Just to early man, sat here plowing my through more web based training courses that work has given me.

    Over the last week I've done about 6 training courses.
    phishing emails, correct desk set up, importing and exporting of goods, something to do with bribery, bullying and something else to do with something that I can't remember. .
    there is a pattern here scott, stop grassing your boss up mate! then he wont torture you with meaningless tasks!

    on a happier note, i have finished a full weekend of night shifts! oosh! get in there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    there is a pattern here scott, stop grassing your boss up mate! then he wont torture you with meaningless tasks!

    on a happier note, i have finished a full weekend of night shifts! oosh! get in there!
    Nothing to do with grassing him up.
    Its a corporate thing.
    Everyone in the company has to do it
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    good evening people!
    the pubs been a bit quiet of late! whats been happening to it?
    technically for me, its friday night right now, so i shall be mostly having a few shandys without the lemonade!
    anything descent on the box tonight people?
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    Wish it was my friday chezbo, another 3 days to go

    Nout on the rott box either other than im a z list celebrity get me out of here.

    Glad to see everyone had a good time at bills, i still need to break my dyno virginity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Glad to see everyone had a good time at bills, i still need to break my dyno virginity.
    dont get sucked in cam! or you too will be squabbling about gains and logs, leaks and flow!
    get a derv and keep it real son!
    moving on,
    a bloke at work has just went out and traded his M3 for an immaculate B7 RS4 saloon in misano red, with 22k on the clock!
    it is my goal in life to own one of these i think! sooooooo quick standard out the box with no tinkering around needed!
    i will pressurise him to take me out/ give me a go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    no tinkering around needed!
    pfft what type of man are you ? the type with a vagina ?

    everything needs to be played with and made faster !

    these prove that .. Underground Racing - Twin Turbo Lamborghini Gallardo Performance
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    Been busy all day building our temp parts department ready for the building work on the 19th. Knackered! Just had a nice Chinese and getting ready to go out at midnight to buy cod then whore it into the small hours! :D 2 days off to smash it so you won't be hearing from me for a while lol.
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    Dont worry chez im not chasing numbers, just would be good to have some proof with the claims.

    And i dont tinker anymore, just seem to break things as of late.

    You sorted your bumper yet scroatsey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Been busy all day building our temp parts department ready for the building work on the 19th. Knackered! Just had a nice Chinese and getting ready to go out at midnight to buy cod then whore it into the small hours! :D 2 days off to smash it so you won't be hearing from me for a while lol.
    Was going to nip out and get it ...but im working tomoz so it is fruitless, plus i went over the DD limit about 10pm........Enjoy...

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    not yet mate just waiting for the bumper to be delivered and then my mates going to paint it then it will be all good in the hood..
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    doing a *** assignment and i cant concentrate.
    going to tesco to buy lots of food. man food

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    bag of peanut m&ms, a protein bar, and some chocolate milk.
    all is good again

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    I has cod goodbye life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    I has cod goodbye life
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