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crazy88 · Jun 10, 2011

I've seen both hangover films, does that redeem me a little?

White chicks never interested me, but if it's good it'll go on the list

If it's bab i'll just turn it off, ha.

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

I watched the first and original Karate Kid the other day as it was on telly on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

I even turned off Call Of Duty to watch it.

Reminds me of days long past.

Ads · Jun 10, 2011

If you lot like this sort of thing then you need to download or even buy the 'Def Comedy Jam' box set.
Pretty much ALL of the guys you see in these films started off doing standup on this show.

Here's one classic episode....

Chris Tucker from about 4:30 is funny!

Westy · Jun 10, 2011

I'm a big fan of Dave Chapelle's standup, he's sketches are cracking:

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

If we are talking about stand up, noone beats Richard Pryor. Old school cool.

Although, I do love, respect and miss Bernie Mac. A funny man, no matter what he did.

mikeyg · Jun 10, 2011

Why doesnt work let me see the video links :sob:

sulking now!

Ads · Jun 10, 2011

David Chapelle was very good. Have you seen him on Inside the Actors Studio? It's a good interview.

Speaking of Chapelle.... Undercover Brother is another funny film to see.
Denise Richards looks hot as **** it in too.

Westy · Jun 10, 2011

mikeyg said:
Why doesnt work let me see the video links

sulking now!

MAn these videos are sooooo funny, you're missing out big time

Ads · Jun 10, 2011

Welly said:
If we are talking about stand up, noone beats Richard Pryor. Old school cool.

Although, I do love, respect and miss Bernie Mac. A funny man, no matter what he did.

Two of the best mate.

I love Pryor and Gene Wilder. Stir Crazy!

Classic jail scene...

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

Westle said:
MAn these videos are sooooo funny, you're missing out big time

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

LOL, the problem I have with Gene Wilder is that whenever I think of him, all I can think of is this:

Despite all of the other great things he's done.

It's like Jonny Depp and Captain Jack Sparrow.

Ads · Jun 10, 2011

Welly said:
LOL, the problem I have with Gene Wilder is that whenever I think of him, all I can think of is this:

Charlie and the chocolate factory is his best film of all!

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

aythree said:
Charlie and the chocolate factory is his best film of all!

A great film yes, and he acts it very well, BUT, old Willy Wonka is a bit weird..... lol.

mikeyg · Jun 10, 2011

Westle said:
MAn these videos are sooooo funny, you're missing out big time

Westy · Jun 10, 2011

Anybody who's name is Willy and gives children sweets should not be trusted IMO.

crazy88 · Jun 10, 2011

Especially when he takes them in his chocolate factory too!

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

crazy88 said:
Especially when he takes them in his chocolate factory too!

Stuff the chocolate factory, he takes them up his chocolate river.... :think:

crazy88 · Jun 10, 2011

What were our parents thinking letting us watch such filth! I bet they were sat behind us sniggering away at our innocence as we watched charlie eagerly enter willy's chocolate factory.

Westy · Jun 10, 2011

Did he have fudge packers working in the factory or did he only deal with chocolate and not fudge at all?

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

crazy88 said:
I bet they were sat behind us sniggering away at our innocence as we watched charlie eagerly enter willy's chocolate factory.

When you say it like that, it does sound so so so wrong.

Ads · Jun 10, 2011

The oompa loompa's were just the right height too.

"While you're down there son".

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crazy88 · Jun 10, 2011

aythree said:
The oompa loompa's were just the right height too.

"While you're down there son".

This is why i have a thing for midgets too!

jojo · Jun 10, 2011

I just got me some new 19" rims, should be picking them up tomorrow.

That is all. :tapedshut:

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

jojo said:
I just got me some new 19" rims, should be picking them up tomorrow.

That is all.

What's that got to do with oompa loompas?

crazy88 · Jun 10, 2011

Oompa Lumpa's have massive *** holes, did you not know?

Ads · Jun 10, 2011

Welly said:
What's that got to do with oompa loompas?

Jojo's thought process went something like this.......

:think:

"Willies --> Chocolate factory --> oompa loompa BJs --> Mmmmmm --> rimming --> rims" :idea:

Westy · Jun 10, 2011

This thread is mental!

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

aythree said:
Jojo's thought process went something like this.......

"Willies --> Chocolate factory --> oompa loompa BJs --> Mmmmmm --> rimming --> rims"

Ahhhhh I see. Now THATS logic!! :lmfao:

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

Westle said:
This thread is mental!

Oompa, Loompa, Loompaity doo, I've got a giant hole, out of which comes poo...

Westy · Jun 10, 2011

aythree said:
Jojo's thought process went something like this.......

"Willies --> Chocolate factory --> oompa loompa BJs --> Mmmmmm --> rimming --> rims"

It's because oompa loompa's have 19" rims

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

Westle said:
It's because oompa loompa's have 19" rims

No, no, no, 19" wangs dude. You're getting all confused....

crazy88 · Jun 10, 2011

If they're gay they'll most likely have both! I mean, weren't all oompa lumpa's male?

mikeyg · Jun 10, 2011

Is it possible that this thread can get any stranger??

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

mikeyg said:
Is it possible that this thread can get any stranger??

Yes.

What would happen, well, what would the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Sloth from the Goonies look like?

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

Now this is my kind of Willy Wonka....

Westy · Jun 10, 2011

I bet she could make my willy wonky!

Welly · Jun 10, 2011

Westle said:
I bet she could make my willy wonky!

Same, she is a little bit fine.... I might get my missus one of those costumes...

Ads · Jun 10, 2011

Welly said:
Yes.

What would happen, well, what would the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Sloth from the Goonies look like?

Westy · Jun 10, 2011

Oh my dear god!

Sarah's A3 · Jun 10, 2011

lol, this thread is crazy funny! Dont you lot every do any work!!! Oh and do I get the feeling you lot are jealous of little oompa lummpas if they do have big wangs!!! soooo soooo funny

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