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    I've seen both hangover films, does that redeem me a little?

    White chicks never interested me, but if it's good it'll go on the list If it's bab i'll just turn it off, ha.


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    I watched the first and original Karate Kid the other day as it was on telly on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

    I even turned off Call Of Duty to watch it.

    Reminds me of days long past.
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    If you lot like this sort of thing then you need to download or even buy the 'Def Comedy Jam' box set.
    Pretty much ALL of the guys you see in these films started off doing standup on this show.

    Here's one classic episode....

    Chris Tucker from about 4:30 is funny!


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    I'm a big fan of Dave Chapelle's standup, he's sketches are cracking:

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    If we are talking about stand up, noone beats Richard Pryor. Old school cool.



    Although, I do love, respect and miss Bernie Mac. A funny man, no matter what he did.
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    Why doesnt work let me see the video links

    sulking now!

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    David Chapelle was very good. Have you seen him on Inside the Actors Studio? It's a good interview.

    Speaking of Chapelle.... Undercover Brother is another funny film to see.
    Denise Richards looks hot as fook it in too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Why doesnt work let me see the video links

    sulking now!
    MAn these videos are sooooo funny, you're missing out big time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    If we are talking about stand up, noone beats Richard Pryor. Old school cool.

    Although, I do love, respect and miss Bernie Mac. A funny man, no matter what he did.
    Two of the best mate.

    I love Pryor and Gene Wilder. Stir Crazy!

    Classic jail scene...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    MAn these videos are sooooo funny, you're missing out big time
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    LOL, the problem I have with Gene Wilder is that whenever I think of him, all I can think of is this:



    Despite all of the other great things he's done.

    It's like Jonny Depp and Captain Jack Sparrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    LOL, the problem I have with Gene Wilder is that whenever I think of him, all I can think of is this:

    Charlie and the chocolate factory is his best film of all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Charlie and the chocolate factory is his best film of all!
    A great film yes, and he acts it very well, BUT, old Willy Wonka is a bit weird..... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    MAn these videos are sooooo funny, you're missing out big time

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    Anybody who's name is Willy and gives children sweets should not be trusted IMO.
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    Especially when he takes them in his chocolate factory too!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Especially when he takes them in his chocolate factory too!
    Stuff the chocolate factory, he takes them up his chocolate river....
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    What were our parents thinking letting us watch such filth! I bet they were sat behind us sniggering away at our innocence as we watched charlie eagerly enter willy's chocolate factory.


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    Did he have fudge packers working in the factory or did he only deal with chocolate and not fudge at all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I bet they were sat behind us sniggering away at our innocence as we watched charlie eagerly enter willy's chocolate factory.
    When you say it like that, it does sound so so so wrong.
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    The oompa loompa's were just the right height too.

    "While you're down there son".





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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    The oompa loompa's were just the right height too.

    "While you're down there son".
    This is why i have a thing for midgets too!


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    I just got me some new 19" rims, should be picking them up tomorrow.

    That is all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I just got me some new 19" rims, should be picking them up tomorrow.

    That is all.
    What's that got to do with oompa loompas?
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    Oompa Lumpa's have massive ass holes, did you not know?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    What's that got to do with oompa loompas?
    Jojo's thought process went something like this.......

    "Willies --> Chocolate factory --> oompa loompa BJs --> Mmmmmm --> rimming --> rims"

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Jojo's thought process went something like this.......

    "Willies --> Chocolate factory --> oompa loompa BJs --> Mmmmmm --> rimming --> rims"
    Ahhhhh I see. Now THATS logic!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    This thread is mental!
    Oompa, Loompa, Loompaity doo, I've got a giant hole, out of which comes poo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Jojo's thought process went something like this.......

    "Willies --> Chocolate factory --> oompa loompa BJs --> Mmmmmm --> rimming --> rims"
    It's because oompa loompa's have 19" rims
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    It's because oompa loompa's have 19" rims
    No, no, no, 19" wangs dude. You're getting all confused....
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    If they're gay they'll most likely have both! I mean, weren't all oompa lumpa's male?


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    Is it possible that this thread can get any stranger??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Is it possible that this thread can get any stranger??
    Yes.

    What would happen, well, what would the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Sloth from the Goonies look like?
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    Now this is my kind of Willy Wonka....

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    I bet she could make my willy wonky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    I bet she could make my willy wonky!
    Same, she is a little bit fine.... I might get my missus one of those costumes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Yes.

    What would happen, well, what would the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Sloth from the Goonies look like?

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    lol, this thread is crazy funny! Dont you lot every do any work!!! Oh and do I get the feeling you lot are jealous of little oompa lummpas if they do have big wangs!!! soooo soooo funny


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