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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
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    Work has finally got a bit busy and I'm loving.
    Nice Scott, you will have to save the 5 knuckle shuffles for home time now....

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    Welcome back scott, thought you had jumped off a cliff or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Welcome back scott, thought you had jumped off a cliff or something.
    Nahh mate.

    Busy busy at the moment.
    Which is cool but I seem to get withdrawal symptoms from this place.
    Hopefully it will pass.

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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Currently sat in the doctors waiting for my appointment that was at half 4, tbh everyone sat here with me can just suck my massive man piece!

    I hate people
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Currently sat in the doctors waiting for my appointment that was at half 4, tbh everyone sat here with me can just suck my massive man piece!

    I hate people
    Finally having those genitle warts looked at mate?

    And good to see you about scotty dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Finally having those genitle warts looked at mate?
    Yeah mate them ones your wifey gave me when I was giving her a baby.... Ooooo I went there !

    Nah not warts dude iv got a spot like thing on my tonsil like a big horrible yellow popable thing.

    Went to the docs and he was like oh just pop it... Erm how? Its half way down my throat.. also surly if I pop it, it could cause infection then that would make everything worse... The penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post

    Nah not warts dude iv got a spot like thing on my tonsil like a big horrible yellow popable thing.
    erooo! too much info! scroatsy!
    could it not be parmo"itis or the dreaded parmo pox?

    our doctors that we visit just want to give you sick notes not fix you! the useless feckers!
    get well soon undercoat! xx


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    erooo! too much info! scroatsy!
    could it not be parmo"itis or the dreaded parmo pox?

    our doctors that we visit just want to give you sick notes not fix you! the useless feckers!
    get well soon undercoat! xx
    Haha thanks babe !

    Well I managed it get one of my scabby fingers on it and boom yellow and green stuff everywhere... Huge hole in my tonsil, gargled some tcp... That stuff is the worst.

    Just got to wait for it to get infected now lol which it probably will xoxox
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Haha thanks babe !

    Well I managed it get one of my scabby fingers on it and boom yellow and green stuff everywhere... Huge hole in my tonsil, gargled some tcp... That stuff is the worst.

    Just got to wait for it to get infected now lol which it probably will xoxox
    That reminds me of my brekkie this morning ..boiled eggs and soldiers,,, that included popping a yellow thing....
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    dave has just ruined boiled eggs.

    shouldnt get infected scroatsy. the mouth is one of the fastest places to heal. did your doc not tell you that? just gargle saline solution every so often to clean it

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post

    shouldnt get infected scroatsy. the mouth is one of the fastest places to heal. did your doc not tell you that? just gargle saline solution every so often to clean it
    He didn't say that like, he's a penis... I did use some tcp to gargle this morning.
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    i bet that has the structural rigidity of a soggy turd
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    and it still applies lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    My mustache is so long I lick it when I eat cereal...
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    Evening Peeps, what is everybody up to ?

    im just chilling tonight , beer in the fridge ready for some thursday night swilling...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
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    Just pre-ordered CODs Black-OPS 2 ...just a waiting game now.....
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Mw3 is gay battlefield is where its at...

    Even though I'm currently playing an mmo at the moment lol
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    MW1 and 2 were the best i think.
    although i did play 3 because it was up to date with what everyone played.

    if its not infinity ward, its poo.

    staying in tonight and im actually swayed toward getting some beers in :o shock horror. best only have 2 or il be pissed as a fart
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Evening Peeps, what is everybody up to ?

    im just chilling tonight , beer in the fridge ready for some thursday night swilling...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    7000th post, who is buying me a drink???? x
    after shock is at the bar sange!


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    ​thanks Chez, my favourite. I can practically taste it. x
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
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    Snap chez iv not been on cod online for ages, i have gold membership that was just a waste. Mw2 was the best for me, only one i really played alot of and even prestiged once :woopwoo:

    Iv been all over the shop today, and the mrs went over a mamoth speed bump and took the one side of the exhaust off the bracket, so iv just tiewrapped it till saturday when ill get it welded back.

    So now its inbetweeners and junk food.

    Well done on the 7000th post sandra, and all of it asn gold

    And 1st ultrasound scan on sunday, wont find out what sex the baby is, but itl be good to see that the baby is ok.

    Lmao sweatyscroatsey, i wondered why her chuff looked like audley harrison, sorry for the inconvenience and hope you make a full recovery, im sure your sex life would put a pig farmer to shame

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    Yeah mate them ones your wifey gave me when I was giving her a baby.... Ooooo I went there !

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    cinnamon one!
    Worst flavor ever you waist man, silver after shock is where its at! One of them with every double voddy.... Hmm there's the reason right there why I don't go out drinking often..
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Worst flavor ever you waist man, silver after shock is where its at! One of them with every double voddy.... Hmm there's the reason right there why I don't go out drinking often..
    thats what sandra drinks you plank! not what i drink!
    and if thats what the lady wants................


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    Thanks Chez, that virtual aftershock was real nice. X Cami thanks for the lovely comment ASN GOLD, that made me smile. X Coatsey, red after shock is the best. x
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    thats what sandra drinks you plank! not what i drink!
    and if thats what the lady wants................
    how am i supposed to know that, you absolute lady garden...


    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Coatsey, red after shock is the best. x
    nooo silver is the best x
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Morning you delectable angel faces..

    I thought it was Thursday but its only Friday fk yeaaahhhhh!

    My penis growth was about an extra three inches when I realized it was Friday. Now my Wang is 6ft 3" long .....
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