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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post

    What pirahnas you got jason, fruit or meat eating ones? I had some goldfish, they died so i wont buy more to kill, but iv always fancied a bio orb, they look the shizzz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Cam you super ghay lord don't forget if you can't find that dream house, there's always up north.

    Prawn said washers will be no good as the shims are supposed to make the volume of the piston smaller. That wouldnt work with a hole in the middle. Doh! I thought it would of been a good idea to.
    Ha yes il move up there when the bern gets hear! Iv cracked the lingo and i like the sound of a parmo, i may try and make one, im going to google a recipe!

    And does the pic i posted come up? The hole is tiny, so the spring will sit on the washer, and it goes in the middle of the piston so i dont see a problem with the hole?

    I thought maybe the stainless steel may eat away at the ally!

    And jason what do you feed yours? Id get a shed load and boot the next door neighbours cat in it lol i always imagined it looking like the scene from an old james bond and a cows leg lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Ha yes il move up there when the bern gets hear! Iv cracked the lingo

    ha ha! YOW YAM YOW YAM YOW INNIT YOW!....................................
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    White bait mainly. Tried beef heart but they didn't like it much. Random ham or chicken. Anything I think they'll eat but they're picky. Used to eat normal fish food aswell as meat but they've stopped eating anything I put in unless its white bait.

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    i fed my carp and orfe garden lob worms once......................
    i ended up nukeing the whole fish tank!
    the nitrites and ammonia levels went through the roof and off the scale!
    basically they died in there own sh!t!
    not good..... they did enjoy the worms though..............


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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Ha yes il move up there when the bern gets hear! Iv cracked the lingo and i like the sound of a parmo, i may try and make one, im going to google a recipe!

    And does the pic i posted come up? The hole is tiny, so the spring will sit on the washer, and it goes in the middle of the piston so i dont see a problem with the hole?
    Haha you gay I do not speak like that I'm not common.

    The picture looked like it has a big hole in.

    Plus ten man points if you make your own parmos!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    ha ha! YOW YAM YOW YAM YOW INNIT YOW!....................................
    I coore tell ya chez! But my grey peas and beacon taste lovely oore! Thats how a brummie talks chez, thats black country(no not racist google it lol)your talking pal.

    Coatsey the hole is v small! Its just a fancy spacer for the spring. I would check myself but i wont. Not sure if these are even the right diameter but just thought worth a try, iv had them for ages, used them to secure some fence panels.

    So no swirley tazmanian devil style carnage then jason? How many do you have?

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    What washers is Coatboy looking for? Not 007p shims by any chance? If so I've got 100's of the buggers.

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    Re: ASN's Pub

    I am indeed looking for 007p shims jardon..

    Send me some up and ill send you a packet of biscuits. None soggy ones!
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    I am indeed looking for 007p shims jardon..

    Send me some up and ill send you a packet of biscuits. None soggy ones!
    Yup ok, I will dig them out tonight.
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    Welcome back fcn Jardo......

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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Yup ok, I will dig them out tonight.
    Awesome! What biscuits do you like ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Any of you guys use Instagram?
    Yup.
    What's your username?

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    afternoon mobros!
    i ran over a seagull today!
    the silly bugger dropped a piece of toast on the road, swooped down in front of me to get it and "SPLAT" oops!
    my front and rear tyres went over it! bump and bump! adios , finito, kaput!
    just thought i would share that
    that is all,
    as you were...............................
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    you horrible get! i hope its brothers and sisters do your car over....



    so brothers and sisters im getting ready for my first night out since iv stopped smoking ... this could either go good or bad.

    its my mates birthday so i couldn't just stay in.

    in the morning im am probably going to wake up like this....


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    have a good one creosoatsy!
    remember to stay away from the smoking crew or peer pressure will have you son!
    just tell them "no thanks i am better than that" even though you will be spitting feathers for a tab!
    cave in, then your a bad boy and you will be racked with guilt in the morning!
    where you off out to?


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    cheers bro, im going to my mates first, then to one of the pubs in lazenby (the village i live in) then i have no idea lol
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    ha ha!
    your going to end up in the empire with your shirt off and dancing on one leg i am sure of it!
    then wake up with no money
    enjoy!


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    £10 says coatsey didn't make it without a smoke....

    in other news, I'm pissed off. It's half 7, and I'm awake! Not fair. And it's raining, so today is **** by default!


    got Aaron and dan the COV gents popping over later for a catch up, but again, it's fcn raining!!!!
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    Yep, slashing it down so no work on the car today which sucks. Supposed to be going to mk fireworks tonight but that can do one as its on grass and its usually muddy at the best if times let alone when it's raining like this.

    Can see the F1 will probably be dull so all in all its going to be a boring day stuck inside.

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    no rain oop north fellas!
    just a very white crisp morning with a hard frost all over!
    going to take the dog out then give my car its weekly clean over! (removing seagull guts)
    then make mince and dumplings for dinner for a change! yum yum yum!
    i wonder if coatsey caved in and was smoking like a trooper and woke up with a black eye and head ache off a wild night on the blue wkd?


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    Ah im in the goldie locks belt, conditions are good for a good thrashing of the tt, abit of tesco momentum and 2.5 degrees outside got me to naughty speeds

    Well iv had an eventfull saturday, had the offer accepted on the house we like, 3bed semi with a drive and garage not the greatest area but oh well.

    Then it was getting pissed and setting off fireworks at my mates party! Dodgy 15shot thing from pauls fireworks was faulty and litteraly blew up hitting my mate in the back and me in the leg nearly setting me on fire lol felt like a bloody hot paintball had hit me lol

    Then someone elses fireworks set his fern on fire meaning the fire brigade was called out!

    Has to of been the most epic fail fireworks night ever.

    And i recon coatsey caved, then i bet he ate ten parmos lmao :munchies:

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    Re: ASN's Pub

    I didn't cave in boyos, but I was given something I didn't want to have. Fook me I feel like the inside of a tramps arse hole.

    Woke up at 4 this morning casually went to go take a wizz and projectile vomited all over my bedroom.... Awesome.

    If anyone ever offers you this stuff called nrg just leave and go home. Don't even say no then someone puts it in your drink.

    Jesus Christ ... Back bed for me
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    ha ha!
    i dont know, kids of today eh!
    proper lightweights that cant even handle there, erm, plantfood?
    get well soon duffle coat! you big girls blouse!


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    they look so good together.

    de-ironiser is the shizz, i used wolfs decon gel, absolutley epic cleaning power, cleans wheels soooooo easy

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    yep! good results there fcn jardo!
    whats the crack with iron x then? spray on wait then rinse off?
    looks good! how much where from dude!


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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    they look so good together.

    de-ironiser is the shizz, i used wolfs decon gel, absolutley epic cleaning power, cleans wheels soooooo easy
    Thanks bro.

    Yeah can't believe how good it is! I got 5L of Iron X on Amazon, should do me for the rest of my life!

    **** my it stinks though.

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    Sorry Chez, didn't see your post! It's a once a year de-ironiser which basically strips everything back, and removes fall out and crap.

    On a chemical level it opens up the pores of the paint and releases any ferrous particles that car caught up. It's almost like claying but rather than pulling and dragging the contaminates across the surface of the paint this just makes them break down and run out.

    This is a good thread which explains it -

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    and for wheels id use it every wash, spray on, agitate with a brush, then blast off with a powerwasher = helm squeekingly clean.


    might see skyfall tonight, dunno yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    selling stuff on egay. takes forever doesnt it.
    it does karlos!, its a right testicle acher, plus when you do finally sell out, they wack you with loads of ridiculous fees!
    its not what it used to be like, but it does have a wider audience than the likes of gumtree and such! depends what your flogging really!

    jardo, i think i will give that iron x a miss if it strips all your wax and shiz, dont get me wrong though! i like the idea of it, bit i have just sealed my wheels and dont want to remove it all! plus i LOVE claying my car! (time permitting) its so addictive!

    anywho, quiet in here tonight!
    is there something on the telly i dont know about?
    where is creosoate? is his head still in the shed off his plant food and blue WKD binge?
    where is scott too? has he gone awol? or has he tied himself up with stereo wires or something?
    god! i am bored!
    my tash is coming on great now though mobro"s! almost a mm of growth! woo hoo!
    oh! and my mince and dumplings were orgasmic! made a nice change from a sunday roast!!


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    Evening all, how is it all hanging? Been absent for a awhile...
    karl, I have heard its the best bond film Daniel caught has done to date, worth checking out I guess.
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    i am a ****ing champion

    ive just got a brandnew LUK clutch kit for £71 posted!

    clutch started slipping ya see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    i am a ****ing champion

    ive just got a brandnew LUK clutch kit for £71 posted!

    clutch started slipping ya see.
    ebay?
    well done mate! last minute bids FTW! i set my phone reminders for these things!


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    whenever i have time jay.
    will need to use my mates ramp for this i think.
    unless i take the engine out over winter which, tbh i cba. not got the time

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    Like the pics Jardo where is the best to get this shiz....

    Did the dumplings beat a parmo chez,,,, or are they different leagues....

    fcn hate sunday nights... cant sleep but i guess the russian standard will sort that out...

 

 

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