Thats a song from a time gone by my lad, do they also need to sweep your chimney and the maids entrance? :D
Also grown men? Theyd get a slap, let alone my tuppance
And coatsey dont be turning dani to the darkside, there will be uproar in the pub, these guys just cant handle abit of gay banter, they grew up in a time when men went by the name of hoff and a mustache was normal practice!