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    Thats a song from a time gone by my lad, do they also need to sweep your chimney and the maids entrance? :D

    Also grown men? Theyd get a slap, let alone my tuppance

    And coatsey dont be turning dani to the darkside, there will be uproar in the pub, these guys just cant handle abit of gay banter, they grew up in a time when men went by the name of hoff and a mustache was normal practice!

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    Its not a mandatory, coatsey just needs reassuring that he still has the smallest twang in the pub!
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    And is photo evidence required? If not my tails flopped out at the moment resting on the couch cushion! That count?

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    Lmfao, aww bless him, has he got the small man syndrome and feels like he has to constantly search for someone smaller than him? Haha.
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    And coatsey dont be turning dani to the darkside, there will be uproar in the pub, these guys just cant handle abit of gay banter, they grew up in a time when men went by the name of hoff and a mustache was normal practice!
    Wait, What?

    You saying we is old?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dani_B19 View Post
    Lmfao, aww bless him, has he got the small man syndrome and feels like he has to constantly search for someone smaller than him? Haha.
    this is true so get your small penis out ! iv been swinging house hold items from mine to make it longer, so far this week iv been hanging the three piece suite of it ... no growth as of yet!

    ill try the fridge freezer next week..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Wait, What?

    You saying we is old?
    yes!
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    scott you are old.
    and fred.
    chez and dave are the grandads of the pub. they sit in the corner they've sat in for the last 30 years, shaking their heads at all the youths in the pub, trying to educate everyone about the good ol' days and how life was during the industrial revolution and how we've got it cushty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    maids entrance?

    And coatsey dont be turning dani to the darkside, there will be uproar in the pub, these guys just cant handle abit of gay banter, they grew up in a time when men went by the name of hoff and a mustache was normal practice!
    is maids entrance a euphemism for arse hole?


    you be quite you, your having a child, you cant have banter no more! your banter will become shocking as you'll turn in to a dad and then you will suck at everything and your penis will fall off and then you'll try to be cool when your blatantly not.


    dani don't be scared come now be one with the holes is the toilet doors in the pub
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    Lmao dont say that coatsey, ill be a hip cool dad with a fast car ennit!

    I like superkarls summary of the pub, really it should have been named the asn working mans club!

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    I e not got the whole "glory whole" thing, why would women go into mens toilets to gobble off stranger, also everytime i pop the old lad through it always comes back with stubble rash, theirs alot of bearded women out there i tell ya.
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    hip cool
    This right here, these two word together like this, mean you have already crossed the line of not been cool.
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    Hip and cool are back in now 'dude', i think it is you that is un cool sir!

    Dani dont let scroatsey lure you into a 3 way involving ikea grade rubber mallets and jardo!!! Never agen i tell you!

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    Chez, glad to see you on board with Movember mate.

    Karl, don't worry about full clean shaven just go as low as you can with a beard trimmer that's what I do as I don't own a razor.

    Dani, how do you think most of us have such high post counts?! Welcome to the pub sonny jim.
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    That sounds the worst 3 way in the world, i bet youd be wearing adult nappies and king size tampons for life haha.

    Tbh westy ive never really took note haha.
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    Now I understand why jojo got sideways at ADI. Those avons let go in the wet quite easily even with traction on. Just slid round a roundabout going to cinema lol. Didn't even let off. Fun though and probably looked good for anyone watching
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    don't get to carried away with your sidewaysness as your signature could look like this :

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    Be alright once the contis are on the back. Doesn't help that we're getting a weaker hurricane Sandy here at the minute! Lol

    Anyway back from silent hill. Strangely it was rammed but then skyfall was sold out so I guess it was a last resort for some people. Not bad though, more f'd up than the first film. Only downer was the silly kids and the guy next to me eating a huge bag of popcorn, who then decides once he'd finished he'd roll up the bag. Then eat a chocolate bar 10 minutes later, then another 10 minutes opened something else to eat which was crunchy as fck!!

    Ban food in cinemas ffs!

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    morning all

    Food at cinemas are ok as long as people think of others when eating them.

    We take our own food but its all in tupperware dishes so no opening noises and the food is generally quiet food.
    So we don't disturb others or ourselves.
    I hate the sound of chewing food in my own head when I'm trying to watch a film.
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post

    We take our own food but its all in tupperware dishes.


    the food is generally quiet food.
    What do you take to the pictures with you in Tupperware? Stew? lol


    quiet food lmao you don't want take none of that loud shouty chicken...
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    Oh yeah... morning :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    What do you take to the pictures with you in Tupperware? Stew? lol


    quiet food lmao you don't want take none of that loud shouty chicken...
    haha.

    crunchy food mainly.
    Noisy bags.

    Normally take jelly sweets or if we've not eaten we take a selection of buffet food.
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    Morning peeps... Avons are quite a dangerous tyre IMO I also have ended up facing traffic with them.... they are just to soft..
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    Lol! Can just imagine Scott in the cinema with a knife and fork tucking into his tupperware meal, napkin tucked in his shirt, glass of wine.

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    Do you still put your popcorn in the liquidizer too scott...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Do you still put your popcorn in the liquidizer too scott...
    Don't have popcorn.
    It gets stuck in my teeth, then I look like a spaz tripping out when I walk out of the cinema trying to get it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Don't have popcorn.
    It gets stuck in my teeth, then I look like a spaz tripping out when I walk out of the cinema trying to get it out.
    Gets stuck in your dentures. You sound proper old!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Gets stuck in your dentures. You sound proper old!
    I do.
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    In new zealand the cinema I went to had a mid film interval, they baked cookies, corn dogs and pies etc so you went and got a beer had a fag ( ciggy ) ate a pie then went and sat back in your armchair or sofa ( had a old vw beetle to sit in as well ) and enjoyed the second half. It was a proper cinema, beats the ***T out of Vue/odean
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    My gf`s parents live in Alderney in the channel islands and they have a mid film break and go down the pub for an hour then come back. Asmuch as i love the pub that would drive me mad being interupted. Would lose interest by the time you get back to watch the second half.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Now I understand why jojo got sideways at ADI. Those avons let go in the wet quite easily even with traction on. Just slid round a roundabout going to cinema lol. Didn't even let off. Fun though and probably looked good for anyone watching
    Did it understeer before the back end stepped out? I found once in damp conditions going round a roundabout I started to understeer then the haldex kicked in and the back end stepped out and I think I had F1's all round then? You fitted the R32 ARB yet?

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    Nope no understeer. Tbf it was at the roundabout next to mcdonalds/cinema which has terrible grooves and camber changes so probably didnt help.

    And nope not fitted it yet.

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    Will when i have time! lol. Will try to do it sunday if its not hammering it down. So far the weekend looks pretty wet and w*nk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Will when i have time! lol. Will try to do it sunday if its not hammering it down. So far the weekend looks pretty wet and w*nk
    Yeah tell me about it. I think my red track wheels will be staying in their bags! Might have to get another set of wheels and some rain sports for next time.
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    lol set of ex touring car wet cuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    lol set of ex touring car wet cuts.
    Do you know of any
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    No lol. Keep an eye on touring car spares. Or just whore the net and forums that may have sets for sale on a regular basis. Just beat Prawn to them or pay him to get you some lol.

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    Some on ebay that work out at about 215/40/17s. 80quid for 2 plus postage. Im sure you could get the correct size for less for a full set though.

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    afternoon,
    just wondering if you lads could advise me on locking wheel bolts?
    ordered a set off the bay, decent quality german ones and when compared side by side to my existing bolts there about 6 to 8mm shorter!
    obviously i contacted the seller and pretty much said " oy! you! these darn bolts you flogged me are too friggin short son!"
    he replied by saying something like " well according to our coffee stained brochure from about 5 years ago sir, they are what is listed for your car, so do one, or send them back"
    so was just wondering if your locking wheel bolts are like this? or should i give this bloke some grief?
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