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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I'd like a go at an RS. They have 300bhp as standard and a fair bit less torque then me they probably have more grin then my fecking ling langs though!

    Tonight Karl I'm mainly ordering oil cooler fittings
    My mate got one, went out with him a couple of times in bristol.
    New exhaust and remap.
    Scares the living **** out of me.
    80 down back lanes with the steering wheel twitching all over the place when he floors it.
    *** nutter he is.

    Nice car. shame its a ford.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post

    Tonight Karl I'm mainly ordering oil cooler fittings
    nice. you want it all fitted for bedford?
    i was telling my old man before that i think next year il do a proper trackday at bedford with you and tam. its cheap and i like the look of the track. 3rd november is a little early tho!

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    haha is that his genuine reg plate... porno! that is the best you have to tell your friend never ever sell, that plate unless it to me and i will have to save for years to buy it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    haha is that his genuine reg plate... porno! that is the best you have to tell your friend never ever sell, that plate unless it to me and i will have to save for years to buy it!
    Yup.
    Had it on his GT3 before the RS.
    Not sure what its on now.
    I should pop up and say hello.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Yup.
    Had it on his GT3 before the RS.
    Not sure what its on now.
    I should pop up and say hello.
    aww man! dude's a frigin' legend! tell him ill be his friend ... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Yup.
    Had it on his GT3 before the RS.
    Not sure what its on now.
    I should pop up and say hello.
    He traded a GT3 for an RS! Is he made?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    He traded a GT3 for an RS! Is he made?
    He had it at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    He had it at the same time.
    Well that's just greedy and now I'm well jel
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    lmao. i hope im not the only one sat at home laughing my head off at jardos contribution to the adi picture thread?
    i must admit I giggled too.

    All a bit homo erotic wasn't it?

    No hard feelings ey lads

    i love you all really. I'm just grumpy because I wasn't there
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    dont be jel fred, you have an S3 that can travel through time and space and create black holes whilst tearing your face off

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    dont be jel fred, you have an S3 that can travel through time and space and create black holes whilst tearing your face off
    Did I mention it also tears off women's knickers as it goes by?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prawn View Post
    i must admit I giggled too.

    All a bit homo erotic wasn't it?

    No hard feelings ey lads

    i love you all really. I'm just grumpy because I wasn't there
    ******, fk you cnt face prick.













    Nahhhh I jest.
    All good fun mate.
    Never any hard feelings when people express their views.

    I do worry about Jardo at times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prawn View Post
    i must admit I giggled too.

    All a bit homo erotic wasn't it?

    No hard feelings ey lads

    i love you all really. I'm just grumpy because I wasn't there
    Dude reply to my text
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Did I mention it also tears off women's knickers as it goes by?
    Pics.
    You seen the videos of busty women in fast cars?


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    scott stop showing off!
    i know somebody who owns a transit van, beat that eh!
    anways whats up fuglys?
    been working all weekend so finally letting my hair down with a few artois and ordering shizzle for the barge!
    bought 4 x goodyear assymetric f1 2 so far, and a set of wheel nut covers.
    need new discs and pads now,
    but, how gay is ebay? its not like it used to be! i will have to phone the shop tomorrow to order my brembo discs and pads as there about 10 million options!
    tomorrow i shall be taking TPS apart as i need service parts!
    I LOVE SPENDING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ME! (on me) its great!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    scott stop showing off!
    i know somebody who owns a transit van, beat that eh!
    anways whats up fuglys?
    been working all weekend so finally letting my hair down with a few artois and ordering shizzle for the barge!
    bought 4 x goodyear assymetric f1 2 so far, and a set of wheel nut covers.
    need new discs and pads now,
    but, how gay is ebay? its not like it used to be! i will have to phone the shop tomorrow to order my brembo discs and pads as there about 10 million options!
    tomorrow i shall be taking TPS apart as i need service parts!
    I LOVE SPENDING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ME! (on me) its great!
    I wish he would lend me some cars.

    Bout time chez, I remember you saying you needed them bits months ago.

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    goodyear? brembo? on a hearse?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    goodyear? brembo? on a hearse?!
    yes!
    just standard oem brembos though karlsberg, nothing bling and daft!


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    Anyone watch "classic car rescue" on channel 5? Pretty cool stuff and they make it look so easy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Anyone watch "classic car rescue" on channel 5? Pretty cool stuff and they make it look so easy!
    Watching it now, can't stand Mario and Bernie, but the show itself is watchable to pass the time!



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Watching it now, can't stand Mario and Bernie, but the show itself is watchable to pass the time!
    Makes me want to go out and start a new project
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Makes me want to go out and start a new project
    These shows just make you Bankrupt! lol



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    makes me want to smash bernie in the face!
    that mustang looked awesome in the end tho!

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    makes me want to smash bernie in the face!
    that mustang looked awesome in the end tho!
    Yeah looked nice but I preferred the red porka last week.

    Can't believe they did all that work in 3 weeks!
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    i thought the porker was a dodgy job, they didnt really touch the engine.
    at least with the mustang they rebuilt it completely.

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    should i shave my beard off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    should i shave my beard off?
    yes! you look like the yorkshire ripper!
    use imac too






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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    yes! you look like the yorkshire ripper!
    use imac too






    love ya!
    Lol, change your username to "Peter Sutcliffe"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Lol, change your username to "Peter Sutcliffe"
    do it karlosberg!
    then we will have a fred west and a peter sutcliffe! lol
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    i may put in a request for a name change then.
    i dunno, will the legend of Superkarl live on??

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    do it karlosberg!
    then we will have a fred west and a peter sutcliffe! lol
    All we need now is a Harold Shipman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    All we need now is a Harold Shipman
    I go for that or Ted Bundy ... Either one is cool they were nice blokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    i may put in a request for a name change then.
    i dunno, will the legend of Superkarl live on??
    why aye man! of course it will bonny lad! soopadoopakaaarl! can you not remember badsanta?




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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    I go for that or Ted Bundy ... Either one is cool they were nice blokes
    go on then trenchcoat no knickers! change your name to ted bundy! i double dare you fella!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    go on then trenchcoat no knickers! change your name to ted bundy! i double dare you fella!
    I think I would get my self a right good slap with the ban hammer. If I changed my name to Ted bundy unless fck it ill just do it on D poll website thingy
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    nar! you will be fine mate!
    if not what about harry shipman? or eddy bundy? or something?


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    Seems the right place for a doting serial killer in here aye!

    Iv just had very bad news, the company i work for have said that their making redundancies due to all of the goverment cuts, i may have to change my role to a lesser position and take a wage cut for a few months untill things get better!

    Not impressed to say the least but i feel worse for those that will be losing their job alltogether. Bad times.

    Coatsey for primeminister!

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    at least you got a job.
    Don't knock it.


    I've been threatened with redundancy for the last year.
    It doesn't look like that's going anywhere any time soon.

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