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    GUYS!! Pics only no vids.

    As my work computer is not letting me see them!!!!!

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    Welly, I can't see the video.........noooooooooooooooooooooooo.
    Video is not avaliable for mobile devices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    GUYS!! Pics only no vids.

    As my work computer is not letting me see them!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    Welly, I can't see the video.........noooooooooooooooooooooooo.
    Video is not avaliable for mobile devices.

    That's a shame becuse it's bloody excellent hahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    Some softcore stuff for television X. she got her gash out and every thing though, so it was worth the £2.99. lol
    Is she tasty? (photos)
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    or it didn't happen Axios!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    That's a shame becuse it's bloody excellent hahahahahaha
    I agree
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Is she tasty? (photos)
    She was, she did not age to well after the kid.
    no pics of her looking good sadly.

    I got the video working on my phone. Woo-Hoo
    Nice Video Welly. thanks for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    or it didn't happen Axios!
    You want pics of me watching a porn DVD of my ex-house mates girlfriend (no wife) cuison doing softcore porn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    You want pics of me watching a porn DVD of my ex-house mates girlfriend (no wife) cuison doing softcore porn?
    Sounds so wrong!

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    I love coming back to this thread after 2 hours and reading all the nonsense, You guys are the best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    You want pics of me watching a porn DVD of my ex-house mates girlfriend (no wife) cuison doing softcore porn?
    errr, YEAH.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    I love coming back to this thread after 2 hours and reading all the nonsense, You guys are the best!
    There's bugger all happening on any of the other boards except this one. I love to troll too
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    I will watch Welly's video tomorrow when I will be working from home

    Have Windows 7 to install on my spare test Laptop.

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    I may invest in a super high zoom lens and go Katy Perry stalking me thinks....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I may invest in a super high zoom lens and go Katy Perry stalking me thinks....
    50-500mm sigma with a x2 converter will take it to 1000mm.
    Get it on a cropped sensor and add 1.6 on to that number.
    you'd be able to see the ultra fine nipple hairs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Have Windows 7 to install on my spare test Laptop.Paul
    I really need to get me Windows 7, I keep putting it off and its not good at all.
    The lads in work are doing their MCSE on it soon.

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    errr, YEAH.
    Ok, 1min i'll see what I can do.

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    My mate is being repatriated today in Wotton Bassett. Gutted I can't make it, I only found out an hour ago.
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    Bummer, Won't work let you go?

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    Im starting to worry about the motor trade.My last 2 phone calls i have answered for parts have not been very helpful!

    Garage phones up and asks - Can i have a price for n/s frt suspension!

    How vague can you get, then have to try and force out of him what he actually wants as there is more than 1 component to the front suspension!!

    These people are supposed to be fixing peoples cars, and they have no idea what they are doing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Im starting to worry about the motor trade.My last 2 phone calls i have answered for parts have not been very helpful!

    Garage phones up and asks - Can i have a price for n/s frt suspension!

    How vague can you get, then have to try and force out of him what he actually wants as there is more than 1 component to the front suspension!!

    These people are supposed to be fixing peoples cars, and they have no idea what they are doing!
    I don't trust garages, apart from the two I know and used for years now.
    I find it very hard to trust them at all and that does not help with my trust issues.


    Whats the best way to sell a £300ish phone with out any hassle?
    I need to sell my unbranded, unopen HTC Desire HD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    I don't trust garages, apart from the two I know and used for years now.
    I find it very hard to trust them at all and that does not help with my trust issues.


    Whats the best way to sell a £300ish phone with out any hassle?
    I need to sell my unbranded, unopen HTC Desire HD.
    Best way is it know someone who wants one! Ebay being the obvious answer but that will only get won by a foreigner with no feedback.

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    eBay sucks for stuff like that As mikeyg says, best way is to sell to a friend. Get posts out on any forums you use too, everyone wants phones so it'll be good on any forum.

    Failing that, somewhere like cex might not be too bad. Sure they'll not give you the best price, but it's guaranteed and you know they won't rip you off and try not pay etc.

    And Axios, I really want to watch the katy perry video...must resist at work!


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    Added it in the sale section on here and in work.

    There is no way i'm putting it on ebay.
    Like said before and smudge's rant about it.
    See what happens.

    Crazy, the best bit is in the link (pictures).

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    Another day of boredom awaits. At least it's Friday and there's a pub lunch on the horizon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    Another day of boredom awaits. At least it's Friday and there's a pub lunch on the horizon
    And its poets days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    Another day of boredom awaits. At least it's Friday and there's a pub lunch on the horizon
    Wish i had a pub lunch on the horizon, all i have to look forward to is a long day alone as my colleague is off sick.

    Still at least im off next week!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Wish i had a pub lunch on the horizon, all i have to look forward to is a long day alone as my colleague is off sick.

    Still at least im off next week!!!!
    Next week is not the week of the tube yanking is it?
    O wait, its the holiday innit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    Next week is not the week of the tube yanking is it?
    O wait, its the holiday innit?
    Yes holiday mate! Tube yanking will be a few weeks yet!

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    I'm still cringing at the idea of tube yanking mate. I can totally see why you're doing it, but i'd really struggle to let them do that. If i was under general anaesthetic i wouldn't care, but local...no no.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Yes holiday mate! Tube yanking will be a few weeks yet!
    Enjoy your holiday mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I'm still cringing at the idea of tube yanking mate. I can totally see why you're doing it, but i'd really struggle to let them do that. If i was under general anaesthetic i wouldn't care, but local...no no.
    I'd develop a twich that would automaticly knee/elbow the person with the knife.

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    Morning all, I had a great drive in. Raced a motorbike (GSXR 600) up the motorway on the way in.

    We were going through the roadworks on the M5 and he came up alongside and gave me the nod... We had about a mile of roadworks to go. Pottered along at 50, got out of the roadworks, dropped 5th to 3rd and we both went for it.

    Nothing in it up until the just past the end of the clock.... when I thought enough was enough.

    AMAZING. What a rush on the way to work on a friday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    I'd develop a twich that would automaticly knee/elbow the person with the knife.
    To be honest mate if someone is holding a knife to my sack,im not so sure i want to be twitching! Im quite fond of my manhood!!!

    Crazy ive never wanted to do it,but dont want to go through,and certainly dont want the missus to go through again what we are doing

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    I know mate, I know why you're doing it and if I was in that situation maybe i'd think the same. As we are at the moment I hopefully still have more kids left in me.

    On a plus note, a friend of mine had 4 lads, then when youngest was 8 his wife got pregnant...total unplanned shock. They had a little girl, and absolutely love it now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    To be honest mate if someone is holding a knife to my sack,im not so sure i want to be twitching! Im quite fond of my manhood!!!
    The twich would start before they got close enough.

    Any one going to film your face during the process?
    Is that just wrong? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Morning all, I had a great drive in. Raced a motorbike (GSXR 600) up the motorway on the way in.

    We were going through the roadworks on the M5 and he came up alongside and gave me the nod... We had about a mile of roadworks to go. Pottered along at 50, got out of the roadworks, dropped 5th to 3rd and we both went for it.

    Nothing in it up until the just past the end of the clock.... when I thought enough was enough.

    AMAZING. What a rush on the way to work on a friday.
    I had a race with a cyclist this morning, but as I was only running 6psi I lost
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    I had a race with a cyclist this morning, but as I was only running 6psi I lost


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    (Oh, and the missus and I are all OK again now....)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post


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    Correct.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    Correct.
    Good. How long you planning to run in for? LOL, every time I've fitted a new turbo, I've given it a baptism of fire....
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