Don't worry, at the next meet he'll be his usual quiet and shy self
Afternoon pubbers. So scotty yeh its pritty much the same as the simpsons, they put stupid sashs on and a tie, go around shaking eachothers hands and sucking off the worshipfull master lol all in all its an excuse to get away from the wife and get pissed up!
So whats will the low moral guys, the rain getting to you?lol
good evening lady boys!
a long weekend of painting and decorating the house planned for me!
enjoy the lawn fairies kicking the bag of wind about fred!
dave, have a few for me mate!
karl, have a nice long stroke of your lickle fluffy bunny to chill you out if needed mate!............ wait, you not told the pub boys you got a fluffy bunny wabbit yet?............. oh! i just have
Dont tell me..... Its called roger
My car jobs are endless I can't even prioritize them! lol
That's why you've not replied to my whatsapp then you great big homo! Who else am I gonna send pics of my aero wipers to?
Did you just want a galaxy s3?
New meaning to talking sh**
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap, oh, oh ,ohhhhhhhh......... Splash..... Oh Fk!!!! .
Sup pubbers?. been a long day again, back to Banbury this morning, am shaaaaaaged. Well can't wait for the weekend.
I'm in morning here lads
My life is on that phone and I've just pissed it all ways down the U bend.
I'm now on a old SE phone. The 90s keeps calling me, they want it back.
I'm going to phone T-mob up tomorrow and see if I can get a 1month early upgrade cause I'm desperate.
Or I might drive to Bristol and pick my mums spare DHD up.
I'm so angry with my self.
Just as it started to get interesting with Whatsapp and Blip.me.
I feel naked, alone, limb less. It feels like I've lost a true friend in this world.
Was it pre or post poo? That's the question on everyone's mind!
Laura did the same with hers a few weeks back. But the little one had just been so there was a nice warm wee waiting for her to fish around in
I need to get this phone situation sorted out.
I can't handle having a none smart phone.
I need to sort this out soon as possible.
I need to phone my mum about her DHD, I think she's still got it. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh mate! I'm sorry but I'm still laughing
But split the phone up and bury it in a bowl of rice. See if that will dry it out. You may get luck.
Did you still take a dump whilst trying to dry your brick?
Morning Fred. Are we all still laughing at Scott? I am, so I hope you all are!
I'm still really upset.
But on the brighter side, I don't have any numbers on the temp phone, no facebook, no email, no whatsapp, no blip.me but I do have a camera.
I don't really think its a bright side.
I feel lost and alone in this world which has suddenly became very big!!
You're like a little man in a big huge world, all alone with baddies waiting to attack you! Vulnerable, cold...and covered in wee after fishing your phone out of the pan. I do feel bad for the financial side of things, but lets face it...it was a HTC