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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    You sound p!ssed off Carl, what's up?
    That's just Karl's normal behaviour!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    You sound p!ssed off Carl, what's up?
    Dont worry jo i got it....

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    Afternoon pubbers. So scotty yeh its pritty much the same as the simpsons, they put stupid sashs on and a tie, go around shaking eachothers hands and sucking off the worshipfull master lol all in all its an excuse to get away from the wife and get pissed up!

    So whats will the low moral guys, the rain getting to you?lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    You sound p!ssed off Carl, what's up?
    i feel fantastic joejoe

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    LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS. Brings a whole new meaning to MOT lol

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    good evening lady boys!
    whats occuring?
    a long weekend of painting and decorating the house planned for me!


    enjoy the lawn fairies kicking the bag of wind about fred!


    dave, have a few for me mate!

    karl, have a nice long stroke of your lickle fluffy bunny to chill you out if needed mate!............ wait, you not told the pub boys you got a fluffy bunny wabbit yet?............. oh! i just have
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    I've also got some car jobs for this weekend to:

    - wash car if it stops raining
    - go clunk huntings
    - check exhaust for leak
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    Dont tell me..... Its called roger

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Dont tell me..... Its called roger
    That's too manly a name for Karls rabbit. I think he said it was called fufu!
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    My car jobs are endless I can't even prioritize them! lol


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    My car jobs are endless I can't even prioritize them! lol
    Well after my rebuild at easter I thought I was done with all the jobs but it's just created more
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    Dropped my phone down the loo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    My car jobs are endless I can't even prioritize them! lol

    oh! the joys of owning a fleet of vehicles eh jo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Dropped my phone down the loo.
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    Now phoneless-
    oh dear me scotty!
    i wont even hazard a guess how you done that mate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    oh dear me scotty!
    i wont even hazard a guess how you done that mate!
    lets not go there Chez, lol. x
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    My car jobs are endless I can't even prioritize them! lol
    Send me your list, i will organse it Joe, lol. x
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Dropped my phone down the loo.
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    Now phoneless-
    Time to get a proper phone then. iPhone.

    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    oh! the joys of owning a fleet of vehicles eh jo?
    Tell me about it, plus it doesn't help that I've accumulated a whole lot of tuning parts which have yet to be fitted!


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    Send me your list, i will organse it Joe, lol. x
    Are you offering to be my secretary? lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
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    Are you offering to be my secretary? lol
    i will soon knock you into shape, lol. x
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    That's why you've not replied to my whatsapp then you great big homo! Who else am I gonna send pics of my aero wipers to?

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    Scott I got the "blip me" app and I've been blipping you all night but no reply
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Dropped my phone down the loo.
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    try using a hairdryer scott, but remove the pieces of sweetcorn first!
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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Post them in the forum, did you get them off Sam?
    Yeah I did. Well happy with them too. Old ones were a bugger to get off, but they are great. I'll post a proper reply in the b6 section.

    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Scott I got the "blip me" app and I've been blipping you all night but no reply
    I've got blip me. Scott sent me some random messages from the real pub earlier. But by the time I could blip he had thrown his phone down the pan. What a sausage


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Just for crazy.

    I'd do 20 yrs for a go on that

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    Dropped my phone down the loo.
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    This makes damo very happy,
    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Scott I got the "blip me" app and I've been blipping you all night but no reply
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I've got blip me. Scott sent me some random messages from the real pub earlier. But by the time I could blip he had thrown his phone down the pan. What a sausage
    Haha same here... I've abused him, and nothing!!! I just thought he'd sniffed too many apples and fallen asleep, but I didn't even think he'd been bangin one out in the pub bogs and dropped his phone down the loo on the viniger.........

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap, oh, oh ,ohhhhhhhh......... Splash..... Oh Fk!!!! .

    Sup pubbers?. been a long day again, back to Banbury this morning, am shaaaaaaged. Well can't wait for the weekend.

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    I'm in morning here lads

    My life is on that phone and I've just pissed it all ways down the U bend.

    I'm now on a old SE phone. The 90s keeps calling me, they want it back.

    I'm going to phone T-mob up tomorrow and see if I can get a 1month early upgrade cause I'm desperate.
    Or I might drive to Bristol and pick my mums spare DHD up.


    I'm so angry with my self.
    Just as it started to get interesting with Whatsapp and Blip.me.
    ******!!


    I feel naked, alone, limb less. It feels like I've lost a true friend in this world.
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    Was it pre or post poo? That's the question on everyone's mind!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Was it pre or post poo? That's the question on everyone's mind!

    Pre-poo.

    The phone/case was to big to fit in my leg pocket, so I put it in the top pocket.
    As I pulled my trousers down to sit on the throne, the phone fell out and went plop!!
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    Did it take a pic of your vinegar face before it exited?.....



    As everyone voted where needed?.....

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    Laura did the same with hers a few weeks back. But the little one had just been so there was a nice warm wee waiting for her to fish around in


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    I need to get this phone situation sorted out.
    I can't handle having a none smart phone.
    I need to sort this out soon as possible.
    I need to phone my mum about her DHD, I think she's still got it. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Oh mate! I'm sorry but I'm still laughing

    But split the phone up and bury it in a bowl of rice. See if that will dry it out. You may get luck.



















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    Did you still take a dump whilst trying to dry your brick?


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    I'd do 20 yrs for a go on that
    I'd just get consent, it'd be much easier
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    Morning Fred. Are we all still laughing at Scott? I am, so I hope you all are!


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    FKU Crazy.

    I'm still really upset.

    But on the brighter side, I don't have any numbers on the temp phone, no facebook, no email, no whatsapp, no blip.me but I do have a camera.
    I don't really think its a bright side.
    I feel lost and alone in this world which has suddenly became very big!!
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    You're like a little man in a big huge world, all alone with baddies waiting to attack you! Vulnerable, cold...and covered in wee after fishing your phone out of the pan. I do feel bad for the financial side of things, but lets face it...it was a HTC


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