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    Football is for gays

    Morning all.

    Nice easy day for me. Bit of config on site then back to the office to build up two system which I'll be throwing in tomorrow down in Banbury. Had a funny moment this morning... Noah was taking a dump on the loo holding his lil train, dropped the train, bent over to the left to try pick it up and did a *** full body windmill type action!!! Landed on his head, and got wedged between the loo and the wall. All I could do was pmsl at the sight of his lil vans trainer with his kecks around his ankles stuck up in the air.... Does that make me a bad parent ???

    So, what's going down today folks????

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    Lol Damo, that made me proper laugh. Funny for you, bet he wasnt happy though.

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    Morning all, s today going to be a celebration day? Who is going to get the 20,000 post.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Football is for gays

    Morning all.

    Nice easy day for me. Bit of config on site then back to the office to build up two system which I'll be throwing in tomorrow down in Banbury. Had a funny moment this morning... Noah was taking a dump on the loo holding his lil train, dropped the train, bent over to the left to try pick it up and did a *** full body windmill type action!!! Landed on his head, and got wedged between the loo and the wall. All I could do was pmsl at the sight of his lil vans trainer with his kecks around his ankles stuck up in the air.... Does that make me a bad parent ???

    So, what's going down today folks????
    Hahah, thats funny ****. lol

    Not at all mate. you're a fine parent.
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    Haha ye obv there were a few tears, a lil bit of wtf happened there shock plus he crack his bonce on the skirting. But still funny all the same.
    Well it was sunny when I walked into the office. Just walked out and it's pissing it down

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    Just finished my first lab demo of the day. Now for loads of marking, then back into the lab this afternoon for more.

    Damo, that is funny dude. Bet he was well confused why he was suddenly head first


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    It all happened so quick, I spat toothpaste everywhere laughing, just wish I'd had my phone on me to pap him... Could of made a few quid out of it lol.
    Lunch time peeps. What's on the menu??

    Sorry sange, I missed yr post. I take it the 20k will be grabbed by that spamming brummy they call the dim sum moderator

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    It all happened so quick, I spat toothpaste everywhere laughing, just wish I'd had my phone on me to pap him... Could of made a few quid out of it lol.
    Lunch time peeps. What's on the menu??

    Sorry sange, I missed yr post. I take it the 20k will be grabbed by that spamming brummy they call the dim sum moderator
    Lol damo, i think the honour should go to our Scott. I cant believe we have clocked up 20 k posts in here in 15 months. x
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    Ah thought you ment jo's actual posts. Na fk him, game on

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Ah thought you ment jo's actual posts. Na fk him, game on


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Not you Jo, the bumpkin !! He ain't getting the 20k post lol

    How's that fence??

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Not you Jo, the bumpkin !! He ain't getting the 20k post lol

    How's that fence??
    1200 quid!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    1200 quid!

    Sh!t the bed

    Is that a quote for the job or price of materials and you doing it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Sh!t the bed

    Is that a quote for the job or price of materials and you doing it?
    Whole job mate, 9 panels and the removal of a whole load of bushes and weeds to get to the frikin thing! Get it done properly in one go!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Whole job mate, 9 panels and the removal of a whole load of bushes and weeds to get to the frikin thing! Get it done properly in one go!!
    Is that re posting too? Still £1200 is "bend over and take this son" prices. Take it these are fancy panels or they'r doing a ground force hobby at the same time.

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    Thats a stupid price for a fence.

    WTF?

    Sod paying that mate, that's stupid amount.

    I got a mate that might be able to do it cheaper and to the same quality if you want his contact info.
    He's Bristol based but got teams that travel, so its no problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Is that re posting too? Still £1200 is "bend over and take this son" prices. Take it these are fancy panels or they'r doing a ground force hobby at the same time.
    lol! Yes, new concrete posts and concrete gravel boards etc.. They've done some quality work up the road and come highly recommended from the neighbours. Without showing you a pic, it's a lot of work to be honest. I hate gardening, so best let the pros to it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Thats a stupid price for a fence.

    WTF?

    Sod paying that mate, that's stupid amount.

    I got a mate that might be able to do it cheaper and to the same quality if you want his contact info.
    He's Bristol based but got teams that travel, so its no problem.
    Getting a few more quotes tomorrow, so see how it goes.


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    And i was complaining over £80 labour I could have saved today by changing my own CV boot if my CV boot tool hadn't broke

    On the note of fences though. The house i'm moving into has a fence on the left of the back garden and then a fence along the back, the right hand side is a wall. Luckily we will own the wall and the fences are the neighbours responsibility. Unfortunately the neighbours seem like they cant be arsed to get the fences sorted (mainly the back one) so no doubt I'll end up offering half to fit a new one but I'll fit the fecker myself to save some monies.
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    If its a fence on the boundary of yr land it's joint responsibillity mate. You'll probably find if you look over it his side will be immaculate hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    If its a fence on the boundary of yr land it's joint responsibillity mate. You'll probably find if you look over it his side will be immaculate hahahaha
    Already checked the paperwork. The wall is our responsibility and the fences are the neighbours. What do you think I pay my solicitor for
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    I built my own fence last year, it cost the best part of a grand in materials. And yes I rang around loads of places for quotes. It's a 6' high fence with a 1' trellis along the top which was the most expensive bit, but it makes it look nicer. I'll dig out a pic when I get to work. Think it's about 10-11 panels we did. Plus I built two gates. But I don't think 1200 sounds ridiculous for a company to do it if they're clearing crap too. Wood isn't as cheap as you think...unless its of the morning glory variety.


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    Can you make a fence out of morning glories though?!
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    Hey Joe, that sounds a good price to what you would be charged over here!!!


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    Probably if you really tried. You can make a tent so I can't see why not.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Already checked the paperwork. The wall is our responsibility and the fences are the neighbours. What do you think I pay my solicitor for
    ah ok, usually a party fence is usually party responsibillity. Just bang a new shiny one up 1cm in front of it if he don't sort his dead wood out

    Get off yr cocks n grab yr socks. You lot still in bed?? Lazy fk'rs!! Rd trip for me today down to Banbury. Got two systems to install and 6 hrs driving....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Hey Joe, that sounds a good price to what you would be charged over here!!!
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    Can you make a fence out of morning glories though?!
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    Probably if you really tried. You can make a tent so I can't see why not.
    Haha where you lot spring up from.

    Pics of yr wood

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Pics of yr wood
    You should have asked earlier, I can't maintain it like I used to! Hang on...... do you mean fences?!
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    Damo mate, already in manchester in my office, so there


    Here's some pics of my fence/ work of art. It's pretty wood inducing.









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    That looks really good mate, a job well done... but I think it's all down to the supervisor in the pink wellybob's

    Pistop... I *** hate having to take a dump at the services, espesially when the seats still warm and the dude next door keeps making raspberry noises. Wtf man, sort yr arse out ffs!!!!

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    Warm toilet seats are awful, and i agree...it seems most of the world has appalling diets and just can't help but explode the second they sit on the throne!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Warm toilet seats are awful, and i agree...it seems most of the world has appalling diets and just can't help but explode the second they sit on the throne!
    I've seen some outrageously high blow back on the work toilets!
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    Me too. One time it was so high I had to use another cubicle!!! Imagine that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Me too. One time it was so high I had to use another cubicle!!! Imagine that.
    I've seen it half way up an open toilet lid! How does that even happen?
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    This is the normal standard of service toilets though:

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    Well, that's what you get if you work for the council bro!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Well, that's what you get if you work for the council bro!
    You're not wrong. Whenever I go to the toilet here it reminds me of this:

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    That's grim!

    Our water cooler just ran out of water. What shall i do?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    That's grim!

    Our water cooler just ran out of water. What shall i do?
    Kick off and demand water or you'll go home due to health and safety.

    The glory is all yours Crazy take the 20K post :cheers:
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    Cool story bro!


    So i googled 20 000th post, and this came up. Seems fitting to me.
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