Monster MotorsportSky Insurance
Page 493 of 741 FirstFirst ... 393443483486487488489490491492493494495496497498499500503543593 ... LastLast
Results 19,681 to 19,720 of 29608
Like Tree2285Likes

Thread: ASN's Pub

  1. #19681
    camscockle20vT's Avatar
    The stigs ugly brother

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    1,673
    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    oh speak about my mum while im not here, eh, how *** brave of you!
    Ha i can see this going the same way as the angle grinder thread lol

    Oh and on a lighter note somone scraped the back of the mrs car

  2. # ADS
    ADS
    Join Date
    Always
    Posts
    Many
     
  3. #19682
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,156
    I'm sat here in my comfy chair with a bottle of beer and the match on. Lovely stuff
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  4. #19683
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,722
    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    oh speak about my mum while im not here, eh, how *** brave of you!
    We just thought it'd be rude to talk about her when you were listening that's all. After all, some of the lads were getting a little close to making inappropriate comments about her :D


  5. #19684
    damo.h's Avatar
    DVLA Say it's Black

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    NW
    Posts
    3,608
    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    oh speak about my mum while im not here, eh, how *** brave of you!
    Are you here still ?? Can we talk about organising an ASN train on mamma yet .

    Evening all.

  6. #19685
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,156
    Great game of footy. I doubt you'll see this much diving in the springboard event at this years Olympics!
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  7. #19686
    s3dave's Avatar
    TFSI Hybrid

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    west yorks
    Posts
    10,061
    Ronaldo still wants a slap.....

  8. #19687
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,156
    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Ronaldo still wants a slap.....
    Yeah I hate the bloke. If he wasn't a footballer he wouldn't get laid. He's like a greasy chipmunk.
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  9. #19688
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,722
    2 for 2...I'm on a roll.


  10. #19689
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,156
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    2 for 2...I'm on a roll.
    You been on the crack pipe again! What are you on about?
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  11. #19690
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,722
    Think about it dude


  12. #19691
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,156
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Think about it dude
    No *** way

    There's more chance of winning the lottery twice with the same numbers
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  13. #19692
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,722
    I know! I'm in a state of shock.


  14. #19693
    damo.h's Avatar
    DVLA Say it's Black

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    NW
    Posts
    3,608
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    2 for 2...I'm on a roll.
    Ahhaaaa sghow off!!! I'v been told I may get lucky later just need to do some ppi paperwork then her ass is mine

  15. #19694
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,156
    You lucky sods. I might just have another beer and watch some porn
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  16. #19695
    s3dave's Avatar
    TFSI Hybrid

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    west yorks
    Posts
    10,061
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I know! I'm in a state of shock.
    Pics....

  17. #19696
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,722
    The tables will turn at the weekend mate, fear not.

    Think I'm gonna have a shower then watch the countries finest entrepreneurs....you know the ones on BBC?

    Dave...I took some but she grabbed my phone and deleted them. Pfft! Not a happy man about that.


  18. #19697
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,156
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I know! I'm in a state of shock.
    I bet your mrs is well happy about you posting about you having sex straight after lol.
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  19. #19698
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,722
    She jumped straight off to check out the ark website for new clothes haha.


  20. #19699
    ScottD3's Avatar
    I want your faulty electronics

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    English Riviera
    Posts
    14,655
    thats it, the world is going to end.
    *** crazy got it twice in a week.
    I'm off.
    and dave wants pics of what?
    Crazys face due to the shock or his over used helmet?
    A4 B5 Double Din, RNS-d, TMC, Full Sports Leather Heated with Leather Door Cards and Lower Door trims all for sale.

    Audrey's Build Thread
    RIP Audrey. She's being broken down.
    New Car, New Thread.
    Scott's Akoya Silver A8

  21. #19700
    camscockle20vT's Avatar
    The stigs ugly brother

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    1,673
    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Pics....


    (22 to go )

  22. #19701
    Westy's Avatar
    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Cambridgeshire sometimes Hertfordshire
    Posts
    17,156
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    She jumped straight off to check out the ark website for new clothes haha.
    And they say romance is dead!
    8P A3 TDI - 220bhp - 335lbft
    A3 Maintenance Thread
    Bye bye S3 you will be missed.
    S3 Build Thread







  23. #19702
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,722
    I feel sick....that's my first love and I'm now jealous. That stallion...


    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    And they say romance is dead!
    Not in my house son, not in my house
    Last edited by crazy88; 25th April 2012 at 21:46.


  24. #19703
    ScottD3's Avatar
    I want your faulty electronics

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    English Riviera
    Posts
    14,655
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I feel sick....that's my first love and I'm now jealous. That stallion...




    Not in my house son, not in my house
    They don't admit it you mean?

    I don't think we ever had it.
    I can't be assed with it.
    Takes up to much time and energy.
    Time and energy that could be spent on other activities.
    A4 B5 Double Din, RNS-d, TMC, Full Sports Leather Heated with Leather Door Cards and Lower Door trims all for sale.

    Audrey's Build Thread
    RIP Audrey. She's being broken down.
    New Car, New Thread.
    Scott's Akoya Silver A8

  25. #19704
    s3dave's Avatar
    TFSI Hybrid

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    west yorks
    Posts
    10,061
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    They don't admit it you mean?

    I don't think we ever had it.
    I can't be assed with it.
    Takes up to much time and energy.
    Time and energy that could be spent on other activities.
    Thats it scott say it has you mean it ,,,, get the fookers on a first aid course....

  26. #19705
    camscockle20vT's Avatar
    The stigs ugly brother

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    1,673
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    They don't admit it you mean?

    I don't think we ever had it.
    I can't be assed with it.
    Takes up to much time and energy.
    Time and energy that could be spent on other activities.
    Ha if iv read this right ill be sending you some viagra back with your blutooth device lol what activity is better than sex?lol

  27. #19706
    damo.h's Avatar
    DVLA Say it's Black

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    NW
    Posts
    3,608
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    They don't admit it you mean?

    I don't think we ever had it.
    I can't be assed with it.
    Takes up to much time and energy.
    Time and energy that could be spent on other activities.
    so lets get this strught, you'd rather wax yr sack and bang one out over pushing yr lass around the house... you mad bro!!

    Cam are we going to see the big 1000 tonight?? don't mean to push like but in up early doors so can we get a wriggle on

  28. #19707
    s3dave's Avatar
    TFSI Hybrid

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    west yorks
    Posts
    10,061
    Ronaldo is a glory hunting greedy facker ...jeees

  29. #19708
    quattrojames's Avatar
    Moderator

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Dorset
    Posts
    13,704

    My Social Networking

    Follow quattrojames On Twitter Add quattrojames on Facebook
    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Cam are we going to see the big 1000 tonight?? don't mean to push like but in up early doors so can we get a wriggle on
    Anyone would think you were on a promise lol
    Ingolstance Read about my A6 HERE.

  30. #19709
    Sandra's Avatar
    MODERATOR

    Status
    Online
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Scotland
    Posts
    14,328
    ​Lol James.
    Smaller (Local) Events
    Audi-Sport.net online magazine.
    Audi-sport.net Lanyards & Stickers
    To find Audi-Sport-Net members with VCDS check out the MAP.





  31. #19710
    damo.h's Avatar
    DVLA Say it's Black

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    NW
    Posts
    3,608
    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Anyone would think you were on a promise lol
    Bloody better be James or I may have to force myself upon myself lol

  32. #19711
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,722
    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Anyone would think you were on a promise lol
    I'm sure he thinks he is.


  33. #19712
    ScottD3's Avatar
    I want your faulty electronics

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    English Riviera
    Posts
    14,655
    hang on!!!!

    I never said we don't have sex or can't be assed.
    I'm not about all the romantic crap that goes with it.
    yeah fine, get all hot and swap fluids, happy with that but not all the softy, loving, **** that goes with it. It takes up to much time.
    warm up, swap fluid, get some endorphines, dopamine, norepinephrine, and phenylethylamine going, get your breath back, have a drink and get on with the rest of the day/night.
    A4 B5 Double Din, RNS-d, TMC, Full Sports Leather Heated with Leather Door Cards and Lower Door trims all for sale.

    Audrey's Build Thread
    RIP Audrey. She's being broken down.
    New Car, New Thread.
    Scott's Akoya Silver A8

  34. #19713
    Sandra's Avatar
    MODERATOR

    Status
    Online
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Scotland
    Posts
    14,328
    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Bloody better be James or I may have to force myself upon myself lol
    The mind boggles.
    Smaller (Local) Events
    Audi-Sport.net online magazine.
    Audi-sport.net Lanyards & Stickers
    To find Audi-Sport-Net members with VCDS check out the MAP.





  35. #19714
    quattrojames's Avatar
    Moderator

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Dorset
    Posts
    13,704

    My Social Networking

    Follow quattrojames On Twitter Add quattrojames on Facebook
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I'm sure he thinks he is.
    He's probably got more chance than you making a hatrick!

    Ingolstance Read about my A6 HERE.

  36. #19715
    damo.h's Avatar
    DVLA Say it's Black

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    NW
    Posts
    3,608
    iv had a baff an everyfink

  37. #19716
    crazy88's Avatar
    Loving the anonymity

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    West Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,722
    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    iv had a baff an everyfink
    That's twice this thread has made me sick tonight


  38. #19717
    Sandra's Avatar
    MODERATOR

    Status
    Online
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Scotland
    Posts
    14,328
    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    iv had a baff an everyfink
    Clean as a whistle Damo. x
    Smaller (Local) Events
    Audi-Sport.net online magazine.
    Audi-sport.net Lanyards & Stickers
    To find Audi-Sport-Net members with VCDS check out the MAP.





  39. #19718
    damo.h's Avatar
    DVLA Say it's Black

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    NW
    Posts
    3,608
    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    The mind boggles.
    yeah but yr thinking about it ......

  40. #19719
    ScottD3's Avatar
    I want your faulty electronics

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    English Riviera
    Posts
    14,655
    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    iv had a baff an everyfink
    Bet that was cold mate.
    I thought you folk never had baths during the winter, being so cold and not having any heating or indoor plumbing yet?
    A4 B5 Double Din, RNS-d, TMC, Full Sports Leather Heated with Leather Door Cards and Lower Door trims all for sale.

    Audrey's Build Thread
    RIP Audrey. She's being broken down.
    New Car, New Thread.
    Scott's Akoya Silver A8

  41. #19720
    camscockle20vT's Avatar
    The stigs ugly brother

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    1,673
    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    so lets get this strught, you'd rather wax yr sack and bang one out over pushing yr lass around the house... you mad bro!!

    Cam are we going to see the big 1000 tonight?? don't mean to push like but in up early doors so can we get a wriggle on
    Ha ill try my best mate, will have to post on here from now due to only about 16 posts to go and im a dope sometimes, wouldnt wanna post my 1000th anywhere else like. Lol

 

 

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO

Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO