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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Haha, she'd actually sounds like how a northener would say shed too. I like it.

    Yeah man, A3 is gone and I am rocking the Clio Sport now

    It isn't a jumper, it's a sock with two holes cut in it lol...

    500 is currently looking like this, hill climbing here we come! -

    ^^ must admit I like that..... For a special shoe

    Lol how *** far north do you think I am, twas the damn auto correct.
    you still got the two tone 500??
    So how you going to prove your worthiness to do the climb. Show them your slayer vid lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Any pics of your old one?
    This is the only pic I have on my work laptop, got some more at home:

    Brand new Clio 182 with every extra option except Sat Nav, absolutely loved it:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    It isn't mine, that one's a company vehicle which I will hopefully be driving in the south west hill climb series if I prove myself to be able to drive.
    *** Jardo!

    I just had to pick myself up from the floor!



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    *** Jardo!

    I just had to pick myself up from the floor!
    You just said what everyone else was thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo:1532654
    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    It isn't mine, that one's a company vehicle which I will hopefully be driving in the south west hill climb series if I prove myself to be able to drive.
    *** Jardo!

    I just had to pick myself up from the floor!


    Still quicker than you though
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post


    Still quicker than you though
    Your car was quick(on the straights only), doesn't mean you can DRIVE! I was all over your ass under braking and through the twisty stuff!! lol



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    Weather looks rather nice, I might actually wash the S3 today.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Weather looks rather nice, I might actually wash the S3 today.
    Washed mine yesterday so don't know what to do today

    May start looking to do some mods on it now but don't know where to start!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murley View Post
    Washed mine yesterday so don't know what to do today

    May start looking to do some mods on it now but don't know where to start!
    Once the boys over in the A3 section get you modding, you will have no money left, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murley View Post
    Washed mine yesterday so don't know what to do today

    May start looking to do some mods on it now but don't know where to start!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Once the boys over in the A3 section get you modding, you will have no money left, lol.
    Yeah, just look at me lol.

    Want me to knock you up a list
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    I'm spoilt today, I have 2 mk2's on my drive!



    Need to find some food before I wash the S3, hope it starts! lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post


    Still quicker than you though
    Well im surprised you aint gone in on this one dude
    1.8L T vs. S3

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Well im surprised you aint gone in on this one dude
    1.8L T vs. S3
    He doesn't own an A3 anymore, which means he's lost his entitlement to argue.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Yeah, just look at me lol.

    Want me to knock you up a list
    this guy will make you re-mortgage you home

    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I'm spoilt today, I have 2 mk2's on my drive!



    Need to find some food before I wash the S3, hope it starts! lol
    Check JoJo pimping the mk2's... more vag's than pistonheads lol

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    Jo, thats a hell of a scratch on the bonnet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Jo, thats a hell of a scratch on the bonnet.
    You spotted it huh? I don't own that one thankfully, my cousin had a gazebo thing over it during the windy months, the wind blew it off the ground, and guess where one of the legs landed and dragged itself accross?!

    He plans to respray the whole car at some point anyways, so not too disappointed.



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    Well, the S3 fired up, and now it's outside ready for some lovin'!



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    I an THE S3 slayer, simples.

    On track the clio would wipe the floor with a st1 S3, I have seen sub 8:50 laps of the ring for standard cars :s

    God knows how becausr it isnt very fast in a straight line!

    Better specd than an S3 too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    I an THE S3 slayer, simples.

    On track the clio would wipe the floor with a st1 S3, I have seen sub 8:50 laps of the ring for standard cars :s

    God knows how becausr it isnt very fast in a straight line!

    Better specd than an S3 too...
    better specd my ass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    I an THE S3 slayer, simples.

    On track the clio would wipe the floor with a st1 S3, I have seen sub 8:50 laps of the ring for standard cars :s

    God knows how becausr it isnt very fast in a straight line!

    Better specd than an S3 too...
    It is not better speced! Mine was quicker round the ring then my S3 on stage 1 but the 182 was brand new with all spanking new suspension. My Stage 2 with new suspension would be quicker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportstractor View Post
    You reckon??????
    No not really lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    I an THE S3 slayer, simples.

    On track the clio would wipe the floor with a st1 S3, I have seen sub 8:50 laps of the ring for standard cars :s

    God knows how becausr it isnt very fast in a straight line!

    Better specd than an S3 too...
    Prove it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave:1532777
    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    I an THE S3 slayer, simples.

    On track the clio would wipe the floor with a st1 S3, I have seen sub 8:50 laps of the ring for standard cars :s

    God knows how becausr it isnt very fast in a straight line!

    Better specd than an S3 too...
    better specd my ass...
    I have, on my £1100 Renault...

    Automatic Xenon lights.
    Automatic wipers.
    Automatic rear wiper.
    Half leather and alcantera seats.
    Lumbar support + height/tilt adjustment.
    6CD changer.
    Cruise control.
    Full trip computer with G meter.
    Full climate control with AC.
    Audio controls on the steering wheel. (which is leather).
    A solar reactive/reflective windscreen.
    Front fogs and headlight washers.
    Full electrics with one touch drivers.
    Remote locking and all that jazz.
    Two cup holders.

    It smashes the spec of an S3!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    I an THE S3 slayer, simples.

    On track the clio would wipe the floor with a st1 S3, I have seen sub 8:50 laps of the ring for standard cars :s

    God knows how becausr it isnt very fast in a straight line!

    Better specd than an S3 too...
    God help the lads on cliosport lol

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    It's true folks, the Clio Sport is higher spec(as standard) than S3's we're out the box.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    I have, on my £1100 Renault...

    Automatic Xenon lights.
    Automatic wipers.
    Automatic rear wiper.
    Half leather and alcantera seats.
    Lumbar support + height/tilt adjustment.
    6CD changer.
    Cruise control.
    Full trip computer with G meter.
    Full climate control with AC.
    Audio controls on the steering wheel. (which is leather).
    A solar reactive/reflective windscreen.
    Front fogs and headlight washers.
    Full electrics with one touch drivers.
    Remote locking and all that jazz.
    Two cup holders.

    It smashes the spec of an S3!
    but your forgetting one major thing,,,, IT's *** FRENCH !!!

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    But it didn't come with a Tuuuurbo or 4wd.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo:1532792
    It's true folks, the Clio Sport is higher spec(as standard) than S3's we're out the box.
    Thanks Jo. X

    I am not saying it's better nailed together than the Audi, but it all works and feels nice and tight. No rattle squeeks or french creeks. It is really nice and tight to drive and sit in Leathers smell lovely too after some Glyptone.
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    This deabate is pretty laughable. French shart always comes with every electrical gadget known to man, as they are built to a much poorer standard and as such have to tempt people with gadgets. Auto wipers/rain sensors etc are not a novelty on a French motor, to find they still work after a few years is.

    Not knocking your car jardo, I just don't like French cars!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy:1532796
    This deabate is pretty laughable. French shart always comes with every electrical gadget known to man, as they are built to a much poorer standard and as such have to tempt people with gadgets. Auto wipers/rain sensors etc are not a novelty on a French motor, to find they still work after a few years is.

    Not knocking your car jardo, I just don't like French cars!
    I don't like TQS's but you don't see me....Oh wait..

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    You have to factor in that the S3 came about from a car's chassis first built in 1996(I think?), so there was no demand for auto wipers and such, it wasn't even available as an optional extra on 8L's I think?

    Different story with the 8P though, though they are still not 'standard' equipment! How else do you think the prestige brands make their money, it's all about the optional extras...



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    Jo. why are you not out washing a car?

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    This is meant to be a pub thread not a "my car is better the yours thread". Let's not feed the troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    I don't like TQS's but you don't see me....Oh wait..

    The difference is, I don't have french car envy, where as we all know you had quattro envy, and that is why you got rid of your a3, as you couldn't take it anymore and changed to car gadget heaven instead. Plus you can't drive so driving and turning the wipers/lights on was a toughie..


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo:1532799
    You have to factor in that the S3 came about from a car's chassis first built in 1996(I think?), so there was no demand for auto wipers and such, it wasn't even available as an optional extra on 8L's I think?

    Different story with the 8P though, though they are still not 'standard' equipment! How else do you think the prestige brands make their money, it's all about the optional extras...
    Haha BMW springs to mind...

    Everything (touch wood) on mine works perfectly and all the switch gear and plastics are immaculate.



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