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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    ha ha your a natural fred!
    you should text lark they do darn sarf mush!
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    What's happening tonight homebags?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    What's happening tonight homebags?
    Sat here watching The box dude. Chattin to that big, numb, jordi fkr on txt

    How bout yrself??

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Sat here watching The box dude. Chattin to that big, numb, jordi fkr on txt

    How bout yrself??
    Lol, he's sent me about 10 jokes tonight

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    oy! thems good jokes fred!
    yep, currently pestering damo text stylee!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    oy! thems good jokes fred!
    yep, currently pestering damo text stylee!
    You mean text flirting
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    I got nothing. no jokes, blank texts no form of communication with out side world since I got home really.

    :-(

    so I'm sat here playing about with my touch and being all geeky.
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    Haha them jokes where funny tho. I like the mice one.

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    Chez is the pub jester....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    You mean text flirting
    sexting northan style
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    Mouse joke and strip club joke were good
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    Does anyone know anything about mk2 8v GTIs? Trying to source and fix an oil leak.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Does anyone know anything about mk2 8v GTIs? Trying to source and fix an oil leak.
    You bloody should!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    You bloody should!
    I know about 16v's, not 8v's! Guess it's time to teach myself! lol Basic engine really, but I'd like to know the obvious problems before I take things apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I know about 16v's, not 8v's! Guess it's time to teach myself! lol Basic engine really, but I'd like to know the obvious problems before I take things apart.
    Surely an oil leak is an easy one on any car? Follow the sludge until you find the fresh stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Does anyone know anything about mk2 8v GTIs? Trying to source and fix an oil leak.
    Ask Karl... Pmsl

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    *** found my leak and owned that son of a biatch tonight. no more drippy drippy, damos mum however.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    *** found my leak and owned that son of a biatch tonight. no more drippy drippy, damos mum however.....
    Gutted... I mean glad you got it sorted. You manage to rob enough oil to top it back up, dirty THEIVING scouse fk!

    As for my mum, not her fault she has no legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Gutted... I mean glad you got it sorted. You manage to rob enough oil to top it back up, dirty THEIVING scouse fk!

    As for my mum, not her fault she has no legs
    Her pretty little mouth is all that's needed
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    Morning all.

    Whats happening to day people?

    I took delivery of some bits for my car.
    Heater matrix, coolant, LEDs, cable, plugs, light diffusers and porsche caps. :D
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    My dinner for the week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Morning all.

    Whats happening to day people?

    I took delivery of some bits for my car.
    Heater matrix, coolant, LEDs, cable, plugs, light diffusers and porsche caps. :D
    Fitted the matrix yet??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Fitted the matrix yet??
    I only picked it up today. lol

    Its getting fitted on easter weekend.
    Going to strip my dash down and tidy up some wiring as well.
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    scott, how comes when you get pasties they come in a box that you could fit a telly in?
    up here from greggs they come in little paper bags!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    scott, how comes when you get pasties they come in a box that you could fit a telly in?
    up here from greggs they come in little paper bags!
    I get them direct from ginsters factory shop.
    That box will hold 6 large slices or 28 normal slices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I get them direct from ginsters factory shop.
    That box will hold 6 large slices or 28 normal slices.
    fair play! happy pastie smashing mate!
    hope you dont get heartburn, cos that lot will kill you dude!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    fair play! happy pastie smashing mate!
    hope you dont get heartburn, cos that lot will kill you dude!
    I'm not eating them all at once or every day.
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    Scott going off the actual size of your thumbs them pasties are *** mahoosive hahaaaaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    The caps look the nuts mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Scott going off the actual size of your thumbs them pasties are *** mahoosive hahaaaaaa
    they are huge.
    it wont fit in a sandwich bag or my lunch box. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murley View Post
    The caps look the nuts mate
    Join the group buy.
    http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/group-b...lant-caps.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Scott going off the actual size of your thumbs them pasties are *** mahoosive hahaaaaaa
    You sound like you know his thumbs a little too well...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    You sound like you know his thumbs a little too well...
    Haha fool, don't you go pretending you never seen them before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    You sound like you know his thumbs a little too well...
    well jay why do you think we call damo tom thumb?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    well jay why do you think we call damo tom thumb?
    Its not down to the size of his man hood?
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    Anybody here ever had a vehicle that's been so special, that from day 1 you hoped you never had to sell? Iv never had this on any vehicle until I bought my bike last year, always wanted an yamaha r1 and it's always been my target, had other 1000cc bikes but I just knew they wouldn't last

    Just been out on it for a quick jaunt after work and it reminded me why I love it so much...



    It really is my true love, it gives me no hassle, and performs every time. My girlfriend can just do one if she ever makes me choose :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportstractor View Post
    Anybody here ever had a vehicle that's been so special, that from day 1 you hoped you never had to sell? Iv never had this on any vehicle until I bought my bike last year, always wanted an yamaha r1 and it's always been my target, had other 1000cc bikes but I just knew they wouldn't last

    Just been out on it for a quick jaunt after work and it reminded me why I love it so much...



    It really is my true love, it gives me no hassle, and performs every time. My girlfriend can just do one if she ever makes me choose :P
    never been one into bikes mate, but have friends that are and i understand what your saying mate!
    my mate is bang into them and i really do like the look of them!
    he has owned allsorts, from aprillias to duccatis to fantic trials bikes to scooters!
    at the minute he has just sold an r1 with full blueprinted race engine and before that some awesome ducatti road bike of some number! lol
    but he has seen his day with road riding as far too many idiots on the road, oil spills and pot holes!
    he has not become a cropper yet but sadly has lost good friends to the above reasons, and now just puts his bike in a van and does track days in order to enjoy these amazing machines properly!
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    I've always admired bikers and have always wanted to ride a bike but I'm petrified! Guy I used to work with paralysed himself at the age of 28. Came off on a patch of black ice and broke his back sliding into a lamp post
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    I miss my Honda CB-1 400.
    Bought it when I was 17, sold it when I was 20.
    Wish I never sold it, I rock my self to sleep thinking of that bike.
    130mph in a straight line and if it was long enough, other bikes would out perform it on on straights and pull away but open her up on the twisties and it was gone.
    I'd love to buy another one but I feel it would not be as good as I remember.
    I still want the X-11 thought, its bigger brother.

    Twin disc conversion.


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    I owned a scooter for 2 yrs, does that count? Don't have any pics unfortunately, but it had a big bore kit or something, so could do 60mph! Was fun, I only lost 50 quid on it when I came to sell it!


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