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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    You're getting old.
    I might be but I still laugh as farts, people falling over and kicked in the nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I might be but I still laugh as farts, people falling over and kicked in the nuts.
    I'm the same. Farts will always be funny to a man no matter how old they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I might be but I still laugh as farts, people falling over and kicked in the nuts.
    Them are the 3 funniest thing in the world tho are the not.

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    That first one is so *** funny...cheers scott..

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    Well I've had a busy night on my new PS3

    Got back up to level 20 in 1 night. I was level 31 when my old PS3 died so still got a long way to go but it's a start.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Well I've had a busy night on my new PS3

    Got back up to level 20 in 1 night. I was level 31 when my old PS3 died so still got a long way to go but it's a start.
    Is that good or bad?
    I don't know.


    Morning land of t'web and trolls.

    Its thursday today and I don't think I got much on.
    Tomorrow is friday, so half a day but I'm on the late shift so 10:30 till 15:30. Not sure how I'm going to cope with that.
    Dad is down this weekend to see a show which means I get to rag his Touareg around for 2 hours on saturday and then sunday its wiring up my heated seats, I hope. I'll see what I can do.

    Any one else up to much?

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    If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
    But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
    But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?
    WTF are you smoking?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
    But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?
    yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    yes
    But is it still water, or has it become Hot Chocolate?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
    But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?
    Its finally happened....he will try street racing in Audrey next...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    But is it still water, or has it become Hot Chocolate?
    either way it contains H2O

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    Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?

    ha! a bit scott!
    depends if your wearing her bra or not!


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    If she's not putting out then I think you're well within you're rights to beat the meat next to her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?
    Rofl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?
    Was she ok with it?.....

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    lol.
    We was talking about watching porn on the phone for some reason and it escalated to the above.

    Do you think people rape prostitutes and then kill them or pay for sex, kill them and then rob them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Do you think people rape prostitutes and then kill them or pay for sex, kill them and then rob them?
    On Grand theft auto, I always use to bang them, then beat them up to get my money back....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    On Grand theft auto, I always use to bang them, then beat them up to get my money back....

    Yeah. Then beat up randoms on the street, Kill an entire swat team, bring down a police chopper with an RPG, steal a car, get it resprayed and get away scott free
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Yeah. Then beat up randoms on the street, Kill an entire swat team, bring down a police chopper with an RPG, steal a car, get it resprayed and get away scott free
    I do love those games, I thought the best ones were on the PS2 if I'm honest, Vice City for example I thought was great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I do love those games, I thought the best ones were on the PS2 if I'm honest, Vice City for example I thought was great.
    The original birds-eye view GTA was the best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    The original birds-eye view GTA was the best.
    Na, the jump to 3D made it epic. They were good, but not sure if they were better....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Na, the jump to 3D made it epic. They were good, but not sure if they were better....
    Vice city and san andreas had more stupid things to do, gta 4 went more realistic and serious..

    But the trailer for gta 5 looks epic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    The original birds-eye view GTA was the best.
    I found my CD of that the other day.
    Installed on my PC and it was a bit to quick. lol
    Unusable.

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Na, the jump to 3D made it epic. They were good, but not sure if they were better....
    I really enjoyed the last one.
    almost 200 hours of game play, actually doing the game.
    Thats what games should be like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    hooooraaaaa for GTA3 and VICE CITY. thats where my youth went
    You're still a Yut.
    What you talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    David, come into the saloon bar next door
    I will but its highly addictive and i have work to do....

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    good morning pub people!
    whats everybody upto today then? anything exciting?
    bored to bits me! its too cold outside to do anything in the fresh air and i need to keep my child occupied!
    any suggestions folks?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    good morning pub people!
    whats everybody upto today then? anything exciting?
    bored to bits me! its too cold outside to do anything in the fresh air and i need to keep my child occupied!
    any suggestions folks?
    Cant say i've got any suggestions, haven't reached that stage in my life yet with kids etc..

    But i am stuck at work and bored also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    good morning pub people!
    whats everybody upto today then? anything exciting?
    bored to bits me! its too cold outside to do anything in the fresh air and i need to keep my child occupied!
    any suggestions folks?
    Good morning Mr hawks, how about I lil card making sesh ? The princess could help daddy make a valentines card for mummy, saves buying into the hole rip off alternative. Could also make some red roses with twigs and paper. Kids love that Shiz

    Or bang peppa on and get on the console

    as for me I'm currently unblocking a bog is it unprofessional of me to call my tenant a "*** fat mess, that really needs to stop flushing copious amounts of baby wipes that she uses on her oversized sweaty crev down my loo.

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    pmsl....is she eating healthy,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Good morning Mr hawks, how about I lil card making sesh ? The princess could help daddy make a valentines card for mummy, saves buying into the hole rip off alternative. Could also make some red roses with twigs and paper. Kids love that Shiz

    Or bang peppa on and get on the console

    as for me I'm currently unblocking a bog is it unprofessional of me to call my tenant a "*** fat mess, that really needs to stop flushing copious amounts of baby wipes that she uses on her oversized sweaty crev down my loo.
    Pure genius, reading that was priceless.

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    It's not even funny this I the second time and yet again she has blocked the frigging stack. Going to have to call the guys out to jet it again.

    On top of that two radiators are leaking due to cracks and the *** letterbox has been pulled off!!!!!

    And to make things worse the bumpkin just txt me to say how funny he finds this and is waiting for a *** cider sat in a bar. God damn it !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    It's not even funny this I the second time and yet again she has blocked the frigging stack. Going to have to call the guys out to jet it again.

    On top of that two radiators are leaking due to cracks and the *** letterbox has been pulled off!!!!!

    And to make things worse the bumpkin just txt me to say how funny he finds this and is waiting for a *** cider sat in a bar. God damn it !!!
    Not a dry blacthorn day then Damo.

 

 

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