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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    she keeps telling me that 2 of her colleagues are getting married and how they are planning weddings. then just a little while ago she sent me this
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    well im happy she said that she only likes the simple stuff so she can wear it everyday...
    at least i dont have to break the bank too much
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
    And dont look back Ash. Lol.

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    wow are all of you that worried about marriage? i mean yh im a little worried but im not sure if i would leave her for wanting to settle... im only getting older
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    Not worried man, just don't see the point it really.
    I feel its an outdated ritual with little to no meaning now adays apart from the legal advantages of it.

    You don't need a bit of paper and a small metal trinket to express your love and willingness to be with that person for the rest of your life.
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    i see your point... guess im just old fashioned
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    I'm married dude, got married at 22, nearly 8 years ago. It's not scary at all...only the speech part at the wedding


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    Iv been married twice

    It's all good this time tho.

    While I do totally agree with Scott it kinda seals a bond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BAD SANTA View Post
    my works night out tonight! woo hoo! i shall be a terrorist tonight of this sort! lol
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    Chez that is *** ace

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    And dont look back Ash. Lol.
    Such a girly comment... Wait

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    Hopefully it will be a smooth day tomorrow Damo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Hopefully it will be a smooth day tomorrow Damo.
    I'm hoping so Sandra or I'm in the sink! You know what you girls are like lol.

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    Better finish sharp then Damo if you value your life.

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    Haha, woe betide I mess with her plans.

    Currently wrapping the kids pressi's. I can't wait

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Iv been married twice

    It's all good this time tho.

    While I do totally agree with Scott it kinda seals a bond.
    im just scared at what her parents will say? and if my mum will like her...
    but she is a really cool person. relaxed and lets me do my thing... not restrictive, so in a way i am looking forward to it but the nerves get the better of me when it comes to rings and wedding shopping
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    she keeps telling me that 2 of her colleagues are getting married and how they are planning weddings. then just a little while ago she sent me this
    Yep. "not asking for them, just showing you" means "BRING ME NOW" in man speak lol... Found that one out the hard way lol
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    Ash if she floats your boat dude you'll be Ok, it's when she starts getting on your tits you realise your fk'd! And a marriage certificate is just a receipt of ownership

    Has your mum met her yet ??

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    The wife offered to help with the decorating tonight so I could spend a bit of time with the little 'un. I left her the task of final coat on the skirting. I go up a bit ago to admire the room as its almost done and notice its bone dry. Gutted, she's missed a wall I think. Then I realise they're all bone dry. Turns out the spaz emulsioned them! I just had to repaint it all, just finished now. /rant


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    Hahah that's ace, the term SPAZ it not used nearly enough these days. Remember when you where at school everyone was a spaz haha.

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    A couple of hours to do then im done... Have a good one lads....

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    Same David. 2hrs, 48mins & 32 secs. Not like I'm counting or anything. I have a call cntr in bits at the mo so need to get a wriggle on or I ain't going anywhere.

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    You to dave.

    Spaz and thump are words thats not used enough any more.
    We should bring it back.

    Me and the old man uses the thump and the lads in work started using it as well now.
    Bring back the classic words!!

    I'm off work today.
    Picking the in-law up at 12:40, we've got her this year till wednesday.
    It should be ok cause she can do all the cooking and cleaning. :D

    Any one know how to cook a 3kg leg of ham?
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Same David. 2hrs, 48mins & 32 secs. Not like I'm counting or anything. I have a call cntr in bits at the mo so need to get a wriggle on or I ain't going anywhere.
    Faster spaz!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Any one know how to cook a 3kg leg of ham?
    Put it in the oven?

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    Scott, google is your friend, or just pour cider on it and eat it raw you bumpkin lol.

    Well boys I'm only bloody done, hohoho
    Now need to shibby into town and look for a 60's stylie outfit for new yrs eve. Going to look a right cnt

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    Scott, google is your friend, or just pour cider on it and eat it raw you bumpkin lol.

    Well boys I'm only bloody done, hohoho
    Now need to shibby into town and look for a 60's stylie outfit for new yrs eve. Going to look a right cnt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    Put it in the oven?
    was gona say!
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    Microwave oven or traditional?


    Damo, sod it. mother in law is over soon.
    she can do it. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Ash if she floats your boat dude you'll be Ok, it's when she starts getting on your tits you realise your fk'd! And a marriage certificate is just a receipt of ownership

    Has your mum met her yet ??
    Yh i think she is perfect for me, really patient when i am in my moody moments but so devoted and loving...

    Mum? Not properly but it didnt help that someone put a bit of bad word to my mother about the gf and now my mother already has this misconception of her

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    The wife offered to help with the decorating tonight so I could spend a bit of time with the little 'un. I left her the task of final coat on the skirting. I go up a bit ago to admire the room as its almost done and notice its bone dry. Gutted, she's missed a wall I think. Then I realise they're all bone dry. Turns out the spaz emulsioned them! I just had to repaint it all, just finished now. /rant
    AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
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    Ash, only you know if she is the right one for you. In the end, it dont matter what your mum or anyone else thinks, its your choice. Im sure
    she is a very nice lady. Merry Christmas Ash.

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    Well said Sandra. Yr jut like everyone fav big sis

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Microwave oven or traditional?


    Damo, sod it. mother in law is over soon.
    she can do it. lol
    Traditional all the way!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Microwave oven or traditional?
    Neither. Use a gas or electric one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Well said Sandra. Yr jut like everyone fav big sis
    Thanks Damo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Well said Sandra. Yr jut like everyone fav big sis
    Does this not make it incest when you keep trying to get in her knickers?


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    Man I need to quit drinking! Had my work Xmas party last night and I was mullered. Only just woke up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Man I need to quit drinking! Had my work Xmas party last night and I was mullered. Only just woke up!
    Was a good night then Westy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Was a good night then Westy.
    It was good but it finished at 12 so a few of us went into town. I did a load of redbull and vodka and jäger bombs.

    Woke up this morning with a blank memory and a wet patch on my bedroom carpet where I puked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    It was good but it finished at 12 so a few of us went into town. I did a load of redbull and vodka and jäger bombs.

    Woke up this morning with a blank memory and a wet patch on my bedroom carpet where I puked!
    Ah, thats not so good. Nothing worse than blank memory and throwing up. Vodka and red bull will do it everytime. Think you should just go
    work on your car for rest of the day. Fresh air be good for you westy.

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    I have only just woke up, but unfortunately it wasn't alcohol related, I was just *** Knackered as I didn't come down of the three cans of relentless I had until about 3 this morning!

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    I'm glad I got like this as it will slow me down for the rest of the Xmas period. It's the bloody jagerbombs that does this to me!
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