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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    And please! It's iPhone, not Iphone. Get it right at least
    Whoop, check me and my correct spelling and shizzle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    It's the great big bushy beard that turns me on most!
    Might be a bit off putting while tickling your balls though!! Or might make them itch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    It's the great big bushy beard that turns me on most!
    Really? It's the half arsed attempt at a beard that reminds me vaguely of an in-between waxing sessions muff that does it for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Fair point, it does make me cooler than having a little green robot stuck to the side of my head though! And please! It's iPhone, not Iphone. Get it right at least
    You tell them mate! I can't stand these Hemroid users.

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    Not really applicable now, but this made me laugh when they first got released.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    You tell them mate! I can't stand these Hemroid users.
    Hell yeah! Lets stick together! It seems like we are the only two iPhone users on here They're clearly the phone for those with a bigger wang.


    And welly, I actually laughed good and proper at your matthew kelly comment! clap clap (can't be bothered to find the clapping smiley)


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    I've never seen that picture before, but it does make me laugh. iPhones are still better though. :P


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    I have a big wang too

    Oh and Matthew Kelly went off the radar after being acussed of kiddy fiddling. I dont think dreamy is the right word for him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Hell yeah! Lets stick together! It seems like we are the only two iPhone users on here They're clearly the phone for those with a bigger wang.
    This is what happens when you stick the wang enlargement tool in a blender....



    Lets face it, it's better then sticking your wang in a blender. Although, it's questionable when it comes to the likes of having sex with SueBo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    Oh and Matthew Kelly went off the radar after being acussed of kiddy fiddling. I dont think dreamy is the right word for him!
    Moving swiftly on... whatever happened to Michael Jackon?



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    Right lunch time for me, i reckon there might be some catching up to do when i get back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    This is what happens when you stick the wang enlargement tool in a blender....

    Lets face it, it's better then sticking your wang in a blender. Although, it's questionable when it comes to the likes of having sex with SueBo.
    Who the hell is SueBo? And the blendtec stuff is brilliant!

    EDIT: I now know who SueBo is, and even with my recent 4 month drought of all things sexual with the opposite sex, i'd still rather have myself blended.


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    I'm off to the Audi stealers to get my new clutch pedal! Exciting stuff I know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Who the hell is SueBo? And the blendtec stuff is brilliant!

    EDIT: I now know who SueBo is, and even with my recent 4 month drought of all things sexual with the opposite sex, i'd still rather have myself blended.
    They blend just about anything dude....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    They blend just about anything dude....
    Will they blend my wife? (Is it bad to write that on a public forum?) haha


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    I'm not getting in to iPhone (better?) VS Android battle but I am looking for more funny iPhone images like what welly posted. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    I'm not getting in to iPhone (better?) VS Android battle but I am looking for more funny iPhone images like what welly posted. lol
    Oh please do! They always pass a fair bit of time, and iPhone will always win anyway.

    4 more posts to go until I hit the 2000. Well over 99% of them are useless drivvle too.


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    Look for the big boy version of will it blend. Will it shred. They do cars, photocopiers, sofa and other massive items.



    I'm looking for more. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    I'm not getting in to iPhone (better?) VS Android battle but I am looking for more funny iPhone images like what welly posted. lol










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    I was thinking, wouldn't it be nice if instead of a closed system on my street we gave everyone keys to each others house and just 'trusted' they'd use them properly...I think it'd work well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I was thinking, wouldn't it be nice if instead of a closed system on my street we gave everyone keys to each others house and just 'trusted' they'd use them properly...I think it'd work well!
    Isn't that what they do in inner cities? Oh no wait, that's just theft. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Isn't that what they do in inner cities? Oh no wait, that's just theft. lol.
    hahahahahahaha!




    wait a minute....


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    I shall be acused of being a fan boy here but, I have an iPhone, an iPad, and an old Macbook Pro, and I quite like them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    I shall be acused of being a fan boy here but, I have an iPhone, an iPad, and an old Macbook Pro, and I quite like them!
    Thats it, you are disowned.

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    Some americans have obviously been having too much sex..... with their sisters, cousins & mothers

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    At least they're getting sex though! <---wow, can't believe that was my 2000th post, just goes to show what a spaz I am!


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    I'm having conflicting views about tablet PCs.
    I can't work out if I need, want or just after gadget. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    At least they're getting sex though! <---wow, can't believe that was my 2000th post, just goes to show what a spaz I am!
    Quick edit it before you run out of time.
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    I dont think I need my pad but my laptop runs out of juice in about 2 minutes and the HDD is pretty much full and I dont do an awful lot of work on my LT these days so I just use my pad.

    My favorite is reading EVO or Performance VW in the pub on my pad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    I'm having conflicting views about tablet PCs.
    I can't work out if I need, want or just after gadget. lol
    I have thought about it, but decided to keep as a thought and just keep my laptop, might reconsider if that dies though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    I'm having conflicting views about tablet PCs.
    I can't work out if I need, want or just after gadget. lol
    Admit it, it's not that you need it, even remotely, you just want one.

    Thats fair enough - nothing wrong with that.

    I want to bone Katy Perry, but I don't NEED to.

    Katherine Jenkins will have to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Admit it, it's not that you need it, even remotely, you just want one.

    Thats fair enough - nothing wrong with that.

    I want to bone Katy Perry, but I don't NEED to.

    Katherine Jenkins will have to do.
    I'm thinking of selling my laptop to fund it as well.
    Thats dedication though.

    Just goggled her and I'm not stuck under my desk.
    Thanks. lol

    For some reason that got my thinking of weird science.

    If you could make a women from different parts of a famous women, which parts would you use?
    In a weird science scanning in pictures style, not frankenstine style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    I'm thinking of selling my laptop to fund it as well.
    Thats dedication though.

    Just goggled her and I'm not stuck under my desk.
    Thanks. lol

    For some reason that got my thinking of weird science.

    If you could make a women from different parts of a famous women, which parts would you use?
    In a weird science scanning in pictures style, not frankenstine style.

    Basic parts:=-
    Face
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    I feel a new poll is coming soon. lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
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    Face = Katherine Jenkins - she is stunning.

    Chest = Katherine Heigl

    Bum = Jessica Alba

    Legs = Carmen Electra

    Arms = Well, I don't actually care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    If you could make a women from different parts of a famous women, which parts would you use?
    In a weird science scanning in pictures style, not frankenstine style.

    Basic parts:=-
    Face
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    legs
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    Face = Tasmin Lucia Khan:


    Chest = Scarlett Johansson:



    bum = Meagan Good



    legs = Kylie Minogue:



    arms = I dunno... when there's a woman in front of me her arms are probably the only part I don't look at.

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    I'd want a woman with these arms...gotta think of handy time!



    And kylie's legs are my choice too. Unsure of face or chest yet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I'd want a woman with these arms...gotta think of handy time!



    And kylie's legs are my choice too. Unsure of face or chest yet.

    I bet she could do some damage to your manhood!!

 

 

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