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    Nice.
    Is nice in wales. I misse riding my motorbike round them hills and vallies. O and the welsh tarts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    What if I don't?
    lol
    That's it, I'm getting my coat....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    O and the welsh tarts.
    Welsh birds. The actual best lay in the world.

    Utter, complete and total FILTH.

    Reminds me of a night in Cardiff... oh the memories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    That's it, I'm getting my coat....


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    I have seen and heard lots from the papers about Cardiff, sounds liek they have some class birds!!!

    Or maybe that was just dirty *****!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    That's it, I'm getting my coat....
    All fingers and thumbs are accounted for.

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    Welsh birds. The actual best lay in the world.

    Utter, complete and total FILTH.

    Reminds me of a night in Cardiff... oh the memories.
    Use to work for a welsh company based in Cardiff. One of the best sounding call centres I have ever phoned.
    Company night outs was all ways entertaining.

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    ASN night on the lash in Cardiff then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    ASN night on the lash in Cardiff then!
    Cracking idea............No wait, Last forum night out I had I almost went blind, walked in to my room where my mate was watching porn and jerking off, stopped some random bird from having an affair, then try and have an affair with her mate and spent rest of the night talking to Carter USM.

    I'll need to think about it. lol

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    Sounds like an entertaining night out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Sounds like an entertaining night out!
    It was that, thats for sure. Really wish I took pictures or at least filmed it. lol
    I do have scares on my eyes from the night out. lol

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    It sounds like it, would not want to walk in and catch a mate knocking one out!

    Although a few years ago we went on a night out and my mate walked in the hotel room catching me in bed with another bird! So he just got in his bed and put the tv on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    It sounds like it, would not want to walk in and catch a mate knocking one out!

    Although a few years ago we went on a night out and my mate walked in the hotel room catching me in bed with another bird! So he just got in his bed and put the tv on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    It sounds like it, would not want to walk in and catch a mate knocking one out!

    Although a few years ago we went on a night out and my mate walked in the hotel room catching me in bed with another bird! So he just got in his bed and put the tv on!
    Did you stop or finish off?

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    Stopped, till i thought he was asleep! Then back on it! I though we were quiet till the next morning when he told me he could hear her moaning!

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    hahaha! I fear that if I went on a lads forum night out i'd no longer be a faithful husband

    So perhaps i should stay at home polishing my...bike.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    hahaha! I fear that if I went on a lads forum night out i'd no longer be a faithful husband

    So perhaps i should stay at home polishing my...bike.
    Your only unfaithfull when the misses find out or the super injuction fails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    Your only unfaithfull when the misses find out or the super injuction fails.
    haha! I am not rich enough to keep her though when she does find out. All these footballers wives face years in a normal life with little money or staying with cheating husbands. And I bet giggs' wife is banging everyone she can knowing that he's doing the same! Such an odd life.


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    Crazy, you could blame it all on your missus and the lack of sex! She made it happen!!

    At the end of the day you are just a man and we have needs!

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    Sorry to change the subject for a minute lads..... BUT please someone with an iphone download the app called LaDiDa, record themselves singing a song and then post it here.
    I sound like Pavarotti on it!

    Auto-tune really can make someone who sounds like a goat sound like mariah carey.

    Someone please do it. Now!

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    I've warned her of that! It was all easier before the kids, and i think she knows i'm kind of tied in now

    Ah well, lets talk about Cardiff's girls! Anymore stories? lol

    Aythreee, I'll have to do that later when nobody is in the office.


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    Well post yours up then!!

    No I phone thing here, android all the way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Well post yours up then!!
    I can't, it's too gay.
    Maybe I'll do a rap or something later and post that

    But in the meantime, who's brave enough.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Aythreee, I'll have to do that later when nobody is in the office.
    Ahh please do man. I'd bloody love that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    No I phone thing here, android all the way!
    Same. I heard that the iPhone was actually a giant suppository.... You decide, our lines are open....
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Maybe I'll do a rap or something later and post that
    "My names aythree, and I am me, one of the mod team stole my extraaa e."
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    Is there a android version of that app?
    I'll give it ago.
    I could do a duet with a lad in work. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    Is there a android version of that app?
    I'll give it ago.
    I could do a duet with a lad in work. lol
    That would be epic, get on it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    Is there a android version of that app?
    ....
    When will you android people learn, there's never an android version of that app!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    "My names aythree, and I am me, one of the mod team stole my extraaa e."


    "My name's welly, and I am smelly, I've got a big belly, and I fancy R Kelly"

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    Back on the subject of forum nights out. Get on the ASN Ring trip

    We can all go to the "Cherry Bar". Those that have been to the Ring before will probably know what i'm talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    Is there a android version of that app?
    I'll give it ago.
    I could do a duet with a lad in work. lol
    Apparently 'MicDroid' does a similar thing, but not as well. (that goes without saying I guess).

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post


    "My name's welly, and I am smelly, I've got a big belly, and I fancy R Kelly"
    Mine's easy to rhyme stuff with... lol.

    I'd like to point out though,

    There ain't nothing wrong..... With a little bump and grind
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Apparently 'MicDroid' does a similar thing, but not as well. (that goes without saying I guess).
    Ooooooh, spoken like a true iPhone lover.... lol.
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    "There ain't nothing wrong..... With a little bump and grind"

    There clearly is when it's with underage kids!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    When will you android people learn, there's never an android version of that app!
    When will you Iphone people learn that the Iphone is just a fashon accessory!

    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post


    "My name's welly, and I am smelly, I've got a big belly, and I fancy R Kelly"
    R kelly or Mathew Kelly?

    If i can find a autotune app for android I will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'd like to point out though,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    R kelly or Mathew Kelly?


    Isn't he dreamy?
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    There is nothing wrong with a little bit of urine.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    When will you Iphone people learn that the Iphone is just a fashon accessory!
    Fair point, it does make me cooler than having a little green robot stuck to the side of my head though! And please! It's iPhone, not Iphone. Get it right at least


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post


    Isn't he dreamy?
    It's the great big bushy beard that turns me on most!


 

 

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