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    Morning Fellas.

    Sad about wheldon.

    Chez, get that shart sorted. Do as Dave recommended, and ask how you can be in 2 places at the same time, especially as you drive a diesel...

    Managed to average 25.6mpg out the Seat over the weekend, not bad for a 1.2! Car is officially a 'total loss', got to round up the paper work tonight..

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    Watch the crash this morning, 15 cars totaled. shocking crash and shame someone died.

    Reesy, they made you an offer yet mate?
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    well, finally getting somewhere regarding this bizarre situation of my double wammy speeding situation!
    basically, i phoned the filth this morning and the conversation went something like this,
    hello there i recieved 2 speeding tickets at exactly the same time in opposite directions how could this be oraficer?
    "erm, well, er, what has happened sir is, er i think, oh yes thats it...., what it is sir, the area you were caught speeding in was, erm, has been having the cones and cameras repositioned to a different location sir, so the original letter you have recieved is not entirely accurate, and what we have done is resent you that letter but with the correct whereabouts of where the incident occured! so please disregard the first letter as this is a lie and believe the second one!"
    said the plod.
    hmmm, i thought, what a load of poppy cock!
    basically they have moved the cameras about and not reprogrammed them with there new location so everything they caught was logging data that is false!
    great! i smell a plan!
    so this second letter is correct then? whats to say its not? would not really look good in court now would it? a police cock up!
    so i phoned my solicitor and i am currently awaiting a call back off him regarding this! (he was in court today so busy)
    with a bit of luck i shall get off scott free!
    ha ha!, unlucky rozzers!
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    Good luck Chez, I thought taking 3 points on the chin would be a result, but I guess nil points is even better!


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    Well done Chez keep at it...bloody freezing......luckily im in sunnier climes tomoz...

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    I'll be at Bill's for the dyno day, naturally.... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Well done Chez keep at it...bloody freezing......luckily im in sunnier climes tomoz...
    have a good un dave!
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    Cheers chez will do, just keep an eye on scott and jardo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Cheers chez will do, just keep an eye on scott and jardo...
    Shut it.
    He let me down on monday.
    I was most unhappy.

    Morning all.

    Any idea what the weather is going to be like this weekend?
    I got loads of bits to play with but not much time to do it all.
    I blinds to fit, heated seats to wire up & fit, Heater matrix to replace, rear top mounts to fit, clocks to wire up and finish and a car I've not driven sits I replaced all suspension parts.
    AHHHHHH I need more time.

    How is every one?
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    Off to Belgium today....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Off to Belgium today....
    On the lash? Where you going?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    On the lash? Where you going?
    The missus is having some mods installed.... ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    The missus is having some mods installed.... ;-)
    Oh yes. Good luck with that mate. How long you there for? I'm guessing she needs to stay overnight at least?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Oh yes. Good luck with that mate. How long you there for? I'm guessing she needs to stay overnight at least?!
    Yes mate, we'll be there until Friday and then coming back, should get back sometime on Friday night.

    I'm a bit nervous about it to be fair
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Yes mate, we'll be there until Friday and then coming back, should get back sometime on Friday night.

    I'm a bit nervous about it to be fair
    I'd be bricking myself too mate, but also really excited. How's the mrs coping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I'd be bricking myself too mate, but also really excited. How's the mrs coping?
    Seems to be fine mate actually - I guess she's a bit nervous too, but it will be OK.

    I'll be better when I can sit down on the Eurostar with my book
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    Nice one welly.
    Have fun mate.

    She'll be fine dude. My sister had her extras install about 2-3 years ago with no issues.

    Is it wrong to ask for before and after pics?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Is it wrong to ask for before and after pics?
    I'll take some through a top....
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    Good luck welly (and to the mrs too, lol). Let us know how you get on, and don't go falling off the eurostar!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'll take some through a top....
    All for you man. I'm not that much of a perv.

    They might tell her this but don't go mental with bras till its all settled down and then go mental with the lot.
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    So after driving the Lambo Gallardo last week, we go to the other end of the scale! lol

    A cousin of mine turned up in this today, I had to have a go naturally!



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    guys, i just remembered about the Pics of your Mrs (NSFW!) thread but its not there anymore... what happened to it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    So after driving the Lambo Gallardo last week, we go to the other end of the scale! lol

    A cousin of mine turned up in this today, I had to have a go naturally!

    Not quite as jealous as I was when you drove the Lambo! Is that the nasty Nissan with the odd back windows? one that wraps around the C pillar and the one that doesn't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Not quite as jealous as I was when you drove the Lambo! Is that the nasty Nissan with the odd back windows? one that wraps around the C pillar and the one that doesn't?
    Yes it is, a Nissan Cube! Actually, it's a very comfortable car to drive, loads of room inside, and quite funky. It's slow though...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    So after driving the Lambo Gallardo last week, we go to the other end of the scale! lol

    A cousin of mine turned up in this today, I had to have a go naturally!

    Looks weird... it actually looks like post man pat had a respray... As long as its a nice drive!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Until the engine needs a rebuild, then you'll want to get rid...
    I work for Mazda, we still have 13B titanium carbide tips on the shelf. Been told I can have a rebuild, new apex seal and gaskets for under £200.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Looks weird... it actually looks like post man pat had a respray... As long as its a nice drive!
    Same colour scheme as yours Jay! lol

    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
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    Sounds good! DO IT!


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    I can't have one now, maybe in a year or so.

    I am not finished with the A3 yet, when the A3 is a proper track car I'll look to buying something new
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    I can't have one now, maybe in a year or so.
    My mate sold this one a few years back, it was rapid!


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    Or this



    Either way it can't have a spoiler lol!
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    AAAARGH! Just travelled 50 miles+ to view a car, it's the right colour and model, but not the correct spec!??.... it would have helped if the trader put the fookin correct picture up in the ad! Looked for ages for said car aswell, it was too good to be true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    AAAARGH! Just travelled 50 miles+ to view a car, it's the right colour and model, but not the correct spec!??.... it would have helped if the trader put the fookin correct picture up in the ad! Looked for ages for said car aswell, it was too good to be true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    AAAARGH! Just travelled 50 miles+ to view a car, it's the right colour and model, but not the correct spec!??.... it would have helped if the trader put the fookin correct picture up in the ad! Looked for ages for said car aswell, it was too good to be true!

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