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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    Haven't you seen the film then?
    Yeah but never paid any attention to it. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Gutting, I'm going to need 310bhp to have the same power to weight ratio

    Looks SO ****ing smart dude, rather jel.
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Gutting, I'm going to need 310bhp to have the same power to weight ratio

    Looks SO ****ing smart dude, rather jel.
    whats the power to weight of your engine in a bean tin?


    Morning all.

    Hows tricks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Any time mate. lol
    I know what you ground ponders are like.
    lol
    If it's got a pulse and hairs

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Wheres my bleeding avatar gone?....
    Bloody theft dude, theft I tell ya!!! Haha

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    Morning damo.

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    Morning all,....

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    Morning all.

    First time I've been able to say that on here in a while. How life now it's friday?

    More importantly, what are the weekends plans for everyone? Mine include washing the car (if i can be bothered) and going to the goodwood revival on Sunday


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Bloody theft dude, theft I tell ya!!! Haha
    Aye nothings sacred.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Morning all.

    First time I've been able to say that on here in a while. How life now it's friday?

    More importantly, what are the weekends plans for everyone? Mine include washing the car (if i can be bothered) and going to the goodwood revival on Sunday
    Have you had a shave yet from the cooler....

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    My weekend plan is to empty the loft and clean out all the crap.
    so there might some car bits for sale next week.
    O then I g ot a week off.
    woo-hoo

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    Morning all.

    The avatar thief strikes in the night, without even leaving a calling card as to why??!!

    Reesy cant grow facial hair Dave so no need for a shave

    My weekend plans involve, Sleep, pub, football, golf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    whats the power to weight of your engine in a bean tin?
    Power to weight of my spam can is 0.22bhp per KG.

    Morning all
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Morning all.

    The avatar thief strikes in the night, without even leaving a calling card as to why??!!

    Reesy cant grow facial hair Dave so no need for a shave

    My weekend plans involve, Sleep, pub, football, golf.
    Golf? I am disappointed.


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    Morning guys & boy

    It's crunchy day and I'm so ready for the weekend. Will be washing the car as it's gamfin! Avus might as well be carbon black. Am deffo getting the lamin-x on this weekend if it kills me. Then some noisy smashing will take place no doubt as Megan goes to her mums tonight.
    Hoping for an easy day. But what's the chance of that.... 0

    So Scott Yr wearing something sexy for the sack wax right?? Or I ain't paying up

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Morning guys & boy

    It's crunchy day and I'm so ready for the weekend. Will be washing the car as it's gamfin! Avus might as well be carbon black. Am deffo getting the lamin-x on this weekend if it kills me. Then some noisy smashing will take place no doubt as Megan goes to her mums tonight.
    Hoping for an easy day. But what's the chance of that.... 0

    So Scott Yr wearing something sexy for the sack wax right?? Or I ain't paying up
    What are you laminexing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Morning guys & boy

    It's crunchy day and I'm so ready for the weekend. Will be washing the car as it's gamfin! Avus might as well be carbon black. Am deffo getting the lamin-x on this weekend if it kills me. Then some noisy smashing will take place no doubt as Megan goes to her mums tonight.
    Hoping for an easy day. But what's the chance of that.... 0

    So Scott Yr wearing something sexy for the sack wax right?? Or I ain't paying up
    what would you like me to wear?

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    morning fellas!
    just done my last 12hour night shift, took the dog down to the vet to get his scabby elbow checked out, and they kindly took my eyes out at the same time god damn it!
    £35 for a little tube of cream that he is just going to lick off anyway! the thieving gippos!
    anyway, looking forward to weekend of jack didley me, unless the mrs has plans for me (which she will no doubt)!
    oh and by the way, it looks like fraction wan has pinched your avatars eh!
    i heard he is selling them on ebay! he has the copyright you know!!!!!!!!!!!
    right then where is my bed at................................


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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    What are you laminexing?
    Headlights dude had the stuff for weeks just been too busy to sand em down and get it on.

    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    what would you like me to wear?
    Makini will Be fine mate lol

    Scott before the event

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    Damo, I'm not that bad and makini will be no good since its that parts that they need to go get to. lol
    so i'm going naked. Enjoy it!!

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    Scott remember, no wangs!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Scott remember, no wangs!
    There won't be.
    it will be done like a softcore porno from cable.

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    You could do a special forces shot and put a Peice of masking tape over Yr eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    You could do a special forces shot and put a Peice of masking tape over Yr eye
    not sticky stuff going near my eye..........O wait.......Crap!!

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    Sticky stuff near your eye and in the same sentence the mention of crap? Have you been spending weekends with Damo?


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    Erm!

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    That's why he is getting waxed, you keep getting hairs in your mouth!! It all makes sense now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    That's why he is getting waxed, you keep getting hairs in your mouth!! It all makes sense now.
    That is So wrong!

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    oy! oy! saveloys!
    just woke up, no work, fridge full of beer! happy days!
    whats everybody up to this evening?


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    Hi Chez, nearly beer oclock for me too

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    what you got in dave? not pims again i hope fella!
    i have a gallon of stella! yum yum


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    No pimms for me mate ...Have you tried it ...

    Got a a couple of cases of tubourg then russian standard for afters...

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    Still in work, having to catch up on my lack of productivity from the past few days..


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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    No pimms for me mate ...Have you tried it ...

    Got a a couple of cases of tubourg then russian standard for afters...
    tried pims once mate! yak!
    whats russian standard when its at home! some sort of ale?
    reesy! sort your self out fella its nearly 6pm!
    looking forward to some lairy banter this evening myself! ha

    whens solly released?


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    Monday i think...lol@lairy banter.... russian standard= vodka

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    is it just me or have the mods relaxed there vice like grip on here?
    i do hope so! its nearly back to normal!
    or, and i hope i am wrong here, are they just stealthily watching big bro style?


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    Well i think we have behaved so why not?

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    I was always well behaved, I think the mods were just jealous of the fun we have!

    How are you getting away with a chick and her pussy as your avatar?


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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Well i think we have behaved so why not?
    your quite right sir!
    anyway, i heard on the grapevine, that every friday night voodoohees and quattro jimmy go around fraction wans house for a couple of sherries and a game of tiddley winks!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    I was always well behaved, I think the mods were just jealous of the fun we have!

    How are you getting away with a chick and her pussy as your avatar?
    good point that! i dont know!


 

 

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