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    Waiting on dan's UL it would seem!!

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    ah ha me too damo! me too mate!
    do you think were urinating into the wind expecting anything from him?
    bored, trolling the forum and decided to give voorehees some kanine advice, and low and behold you beat me to it! god damn it!
    i also like your discreet pic you added there mate!
    whats happening in your world this evening then?


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    Sup dudes.
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

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    howdy there partner!
    not much this end, waiting for solly to commit i guess, other than that, getting my barbara woodhouse on with voorehees!
    see above post! ha!


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    Evening girls. I'm just watching that Fred west thingi, well about to it's on pause Chez as the saying goes around these parts... Pics or it didn't happen!Sup peoples?

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    yeah me too have that fred west thing on, but watching it with my right eye while using my left eye for the laptop! like a gheko!
    COME ON SOLLY MAN!


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    I just got back from meal and its was lush.
    4 different dishes and loads of rice.
    I got told off for using the chop sticks wrong, O well. she all ways yell at me about them. lol


    Still nothing from solly?slack mate. .
    May be tomorrow?

    What you doing to Mr V?

    Damo, whats theses alloys?
    S4s? you know erm........I forgot his name, that bloke. He'll have them.

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    Evening chaps.
    Hope ya'l had a good weekend
    Mine was alright, chilled and slept in alot, bought some detailing supplies and went out for food alot, saw some crazy weird film sat night called kill list, was mental, spontaneous choice after going for a meal with gf and mates.
    Washed the car today, it looks pretty well struggling to find a good interior cleaner tho, id like a spray or wipes that smell really good, i did think about fabreezing the whole interior and. wiping, i usually use it on carpets u see and its really nice.
    Caught up with a mate tonight and dabbled wuth his s14. Also pretty much split up with my gf tonight lol.
    All in all, quite eventful.

    Also, westy, is it bedford autodrome your going?
    Just reading an old mag, EVO mag, and they test all the cars on that track and the times are in the back section, would be great to see how your car compares to some modern stuff.

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    Morning all,

    Whats happening?

    Nice eventfull weekend Karl.
    Your choice to split up with the misses or her?

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    Morning guys,

    Crappy hurricane weather here. Footy should be a laugh later!

    Karl get some pics up of your shiney minger

    Oh and yes it is Bedford Autodrome I'm going to so I'll get lots of vids.
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    Morning peeps. Selling the 17'" avus Scott. Was going to keep em fir winters but can't be assed swapping over plies I'd need some spacers so I'm just going to move them on I'd I can.

    What interior you got Karl?? Race glaze been said to be good. Iv not tried it yet but will be getting some soon.

    What on today guys? Think I'm up a ladder all day again, boooooo

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    How much are they Damo, what sort of condition and what tires? I want :D
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Race glaze is good but I think gliptone liquid leather is better.
    I've used both and went back to gliptone.

    I'm thinking of some winter wheels but can't make my mind up what I want.
    The misses said she moan if I buy a set. so thats ok, makes my life quieter. lol

    Random question for you all.
    Why is a Sea Lion called a sea lion?
    Is it cause he's in the sea?
    If thats the case why is the other lion, not called a land lion?
    Also, which was named first and why was the second one named a lion since its no resembalence to the lion?

    I found a place that will let you swim with sea lions, I'm so fecking there. Rock!!

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    And who was the first person to call somebody Bill? I don't get how Bill is short for William, because surely Bill would be short for Billiam?
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    morning all!
    damo, why do you spend lots of time up a ladder mate? whats that all about?
    you do realise were getting the arse end of a hurricane today dont you? could be a bit lairy that!
    i am looking after the little one today, so a day of cbeebies it is for me then! ( i hope katy is on)


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    Chezney, I agree. Katy FTW!!

    And as for who did what first...who first decided that milk from a cow would be good to drink?! Some frisky gentleman no doubt.

    I am tired today, had to work until 4am at home, and im in manchester already. 2hrs sleep isn't too good


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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    And who was the first person to call somebody Bill? I don't get how Bill is short for William, because surely Bill would be short for Billiam?
    And why is Dick short for richard?

    Quote Originally Posted by chezney View Post
    i am looking after the little one today, so a day of cbeebies it is for me then! ( i hope katy is on)
    Katy P?

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    Morning.

    I guess she made the final decision scott but id suggested it and pushed her to it. Ah well

    Westy, my minger aint too shiney now, pissed it down last night so itl be covered in water bead marks later booo.
    Try and time your laps, I think the slowest cars they tested were 172's that did a 1min 32 lap, all in the back of evo mag anyway.

    Damo ive got black leather, i was gonna get seats done by a pro for 50 quid each. I want somwthing for all the plastics that smells good, so might juat attack everything with febreeE and give it a good wipe down.

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    Morning.

    I guess she made the final decision scott but id suggested it and pushed her to it. Ah well

    Westy, my minger aint too shiney now, pissed it down last night so itl be covered in water bead marks later booo.
    Try and time your laps, I think the slowest cars they tested were 172's that did a 1min 32 lap, all in the back of evo mag anyway.

    Damo ive got black leather, i was gonna get seats done by a pro for 50 quid each. I want somwthing for all the plastics that smells good, so might juat attack everything with febreeE and give it a good wipe down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
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    Katy P?
    No, Katy from "I can cook" of course! If katy P was a presenter on cbeebies it's all i'd ever watch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    And who was the first person to call somebody Bill? I don't get how Bill is short for William, because surely Bill would be short for Billiam?
    yes interesting that one, what gets me miffed is, why is c%*t such a nasty word?
    my wife and possibly every female i know absolutely hate it!
    some blokes hate it too, the mods dont like it either and generally is the naughtiest of all swear words, but why?
    fanny is acceptable but not the c word! wierd!
    i love it! what a fantastic swear word! (but not on the forum)
    and to make matters worse its used all the time but in a different context which is acceptable! such as, what COUNTRY you going to on your holidays? or what COUNTRY is that?
    ah ha! think about that.............................................. .......................


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    No, Katy from "I can cook" of course! If katy P was a presenter on cbeebies it's all i'd ever watch.
    thats the lady! hot hot hot! katy ashworth


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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    Morning.

    I guess she made the final decision scott but id suggested it and pushed her to it. Ah well

    Westy, my minger aint too shiney now, pissed it down last night so itl be covered in water bead marks later booo.
    Try and time your laps, I think the slowest cars they tested were 172's that did a 1min 32 lap, all in the back of evo mag anyway.

    Damo ive got black leather, i was gonna get seats done by a pro for 50 quid each. I want somwthing for all the plastics that smells good, so might juat attack everything with febreeE and give it a good wipe down.
    You're not that bothered by it then?
    Time to move on and up?

    Get the seats done by a pro and then just maintain them your self, its really easy. I've not done mine for a couple of weeks, I need to get back on it and give them a good wipe down. I love the leather smell.

    Autoglym interior cleaner is really good and smells nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by chezney View Post
    yes interesting that one, what gets me miffed is, why is c%*t such a nasty word?
    my wife and possibly every female i know absolutely hate it!
    some blokes hate it too, the mods dont like it either and generally is the naughtiest of all swear words, but why?
    fanny is acceptable but not the c word! wierd!
    i love it! what a fantastic swear word! (but not on the forum)
    and to make matters worse its used all the time but in a different context which is acceptable! such as, what COUNTRY you going to on your holidays? or what COUNTRY is that?
    ah ha! think about that.............................................. .......................
    True, like all other swear words. who said they are bad?
    Its only words, words don't hurt. (check out George Carlin).

    I use to fun Continental tyres on my motor bike and I painted the the word white but only did half the O so it looked like a U.

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    thats the lady! hot hot hot! katy ashworth
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    No, Katy from "I can cook" of course! If katy P was a presenter on cbeebies it's all i'd ever watch.
    Who?
    Link, images? Pictures?

    Any one remember the fit semi-asian looking boot on ITV kids show?

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    Morning all, pretty wet and windy here in Leeds, does not help the Monday blues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    morning all back to work again
    Have you done your homework....

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Have you done your homework....
    yeah well i took a pic of her boob when she was asleep haha and a few others and one of her dead on the bed after.. i put pics on last night
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    Morning Dave and solly,

    Since monday is dull crap and everyone generally hates it.
    I think we should change it to a TNA Monday. and get some pictures up to cheer us all up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    yeah well i took a pic of her boob when she was asleep haha and a few others and one of her dead on the bed after.. i put pics on last night
    O yeah, check them out.........


    EDIT:=- Tidy. Thats a nice hand full you got right there. Lucky man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    How much are they Damo, what sort of condition and what tires? I want :D
    I'm going to see if I can get £250 dude. They got kuhmo spt's on, 4.0mm fronts 4.5 mm rears. They will need a refurb though.
    Is it the job int today ??

    Quote Originally Posted by chezney View Post
    morning all!
    damo, why do you spend lots of time up a ladder mate? whats that all about?
    you do realise were getting the arse end of a hurricane today dont you? could be a bit lairy that!
    i am looking after the little one today, so a day of cbeebies it is for me then! ( i hope katy is on)
    I'm a perv
    Na im in comm's and on the ass end of a 500 cat6 install. So tie strapping cable all day. Boooooo
    In that the chick with one arm?? You know you would!!

    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    Morning.
    I guess she made the final'
    Damo ive got black leather, i was gonna get seats done by a pro for 50 quid each. I want somwthing for all the plastics that smells good, so might juat attack everything with febreeE and give it a good wipe down.
    Might have somat to do with you telling her to F off!! The other night haha.
    You and crazy will have to hook up for a game of soggy biscuit no pussy getting
    That race glaze stuff is fir , ment to be really good. Is frebreeeeeeez any good on Plastics??

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    Nice work Solly

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    Yes Damo, 3pm eeeek!

    Got any pictures?
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    yeah well i took a pic of her boob when she was asleep haha and a few others and one of her dead on the bed after.. i put pics on last night

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    well done solly! fair play sir,
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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Nice work Solly

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    Yes Damo, 3pm eeeek!

    Got any pictures?
    Iv got my eyes crosses for ya bro
    I took some last night, I'll bang em up later. Nothing you ain't seen before just a half battered set of avus lol

    Solly!! you never been on a big job? Them pics are almost as gay as Yr motor haha loving titti mountain though hahaha

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    we'er all pervs...... Bring on the pictures!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chezney View Post
    well done solly! fair play sir,
    yeah i have pics of them i thought they was too crude to put on tbh lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Iv got my eyes crosses for ya bro
    I took some last night, I'll bang em up later. Nothing you ain't seen before just a half battered set of avus lol

    Solly!! you never been on a big job? Them pics are almost as gay as Yr motor haha loving titti mountain though hahaha
    whats a big job? lol i took about 15... my car is'nt gay
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    Nice solly, vid next time......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    yeah i have pics of them i thought they was too crude to put on tbh lol
    We don't understand Crude is or to pervy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    yeah i have pics of them i thought they was too crude to put on tbh lol
    You will have the best car on here if you get them up.....

 

 

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