ASN's Pub

damo.h said:
If Yr struggling on the plates let me know, I know a sign guy that could probably do somat like that, got you a superman logo air freshener lol the guy who cleans out cars is giving them out.... It's yellow and black tho dude

But it's freeeeeeeeeeeeeee :superman:



Well you'v gone and and ****ed that right up!! No smashing for you tonight then :lmfao:
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this has made my evening!
as for the latter...meh
 
scott b5 said:
I'm off to try and get some pasty.
Catch you all later.

Night lads.
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Good luck with that, I've eaten all the pasty Plymouth has to offer and they are usually soggy, luke warm, tasteless and full of cheese.
 
I've just caught up with all of today's dramas and I think its fair to say that you lot are a bunch of f*cking animals!!! :laugh:
 
s3dave said:
Night Scott..
hmmm The Pub is not car or anything related, so its hardly going to upset anybody, people can look, if they dont like it they leave...right?
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I think the worry would be that our offensive, laddish views could be seen as a reflection of the forum as a whole and devalue it's online presence attracting the sort of muppets you find on Passion Ford (for instance).

And lets face it, we don't want that do we.

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Glad you enjoy my tunes, I'll keep them coming as I go through them if you like?

 
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night scott.

agree'd dave, thats how i see things. its not bad in here anyhow, its not like we offend eachother seriously. whereas that 8p thread got personal. i see the mods points tho.

jardo, you have me thinking of really bad jokes, by bad i mean disgusting, and by disgusting i mean totally shocking
 
superkarl said:
jardo, you have me thinking of really bad jokes, by bad i mean disgusting, and by disgusting i mean totally shocking
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It's ok to think them, but you can't go around saying them like I do or you'll get in trouble.

PM winging its way to you RIGHT now, I REALLY hope they can't read our PM's otherwise I'm defo banned for life and on my way to the nick haha!

Wow, you will want to marry me when you check your inbox...
 
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superkarl said:
lol. i was gonna post my fav on your fb wall but, well, its risky.
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Nothing risky about it mate, do it!

It's only my mum who I could offend on Facebook and she sent me most of the ones I just PM'd you!

Sweeeet shop!

 
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quattrojames said:
As far as I'm aware there are no plans to lock this thread. However, I think a little luck has been pushed lately, the rules are the rules and it's worth everyone refreshing their memories by re-reading them. That will hopefully ensure that this thread shall remain.

I don't know where came from! For the record, we can't. Well, mods can't anyway.

Please take as intended :thumbsup:
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I think This is for the best!

You boys are good:ninja:


superkarl said:
this has made my evening!
as for the latter...meh
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I'll try get you a few dude next time I see him

scott b5 said:
I'm off to try and get some pasty.
Catch you all later.

Night lads.
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happy smashin bro ;)
 
audi upgrades
I got sacked last week when I was confused by my job title. I twatted a haddock leaving it severely brain damaged and stuck it in a little wheelchair... Apparently that's not what fishmongers do.
 
superkarl said:
I got sacked last week when I was confused by my job title. I twatted a haddock leaving it severely brain damaged and stuck it in a little wheelchair... Apparently that's not what fishmongers do.
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Haha, nice!

This isn't a joke, however...

I HONESTLY know a couple who filed for a divorce and when they had to declare any "legitimate" monies they crapped the bed, called the divorce off and got back together because they thought it read "leg it mate" and the papers meant stolen monies. They'd both been robbing off the Blockbuster they had been working at for 18 months :lmfao:

That proves that you have to be a special breed to be born and raised down here if ever I needed a reason to believe it.
 
superkarl said:
If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, does this mean I have found the perfect rape and murder location?
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It could mean the tree never fell in the first place, but the Conservative party want you to think it did.
 
this one is superrrrb (think i can get away with it)

Didn't help myself in court yesterday.

I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."
 
superkarl said:
this one is superrrrb (think i can get away with it)

Didn't help myself in court yesterday.

I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."
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Hahahahahahahaha!

Did you like the witness stand joke?
 
Man in the dock facing a string of sexual offences....

judge reads out the charges...

"you spyed on a womens tennis changing rooms...guilty or not guilty?"

man, coughs and splutters and says guilty

judge: "you were seen masturbating outside a sunday school for girls guilty or not guilty?"

man, coughs and splutters and says guilty

judge: "you forced 2 15 year old girls into the back of your car and forced sex on them, guilty or not guilty?"

man, coughs and splutters and says guilty

Judge looks up and says to the man..."have you tried sucking a fishermans friend?"

man replies, "Dont you think im in enough ****** bother...!"
 
When do we do a minutes silence then for the closure of the 'pics of your mrs' thread? No reasons given for it being locked as was to be expected.
 
 
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Solly said:
Wow as if the "Mrs" thread is no longer :( boooo
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It would seem you got it shut!!
Smudge will be most upset...


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s3dave said:
Morning all, i wonder what today will bring....:shrug: got to love the new tags....:)
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I thought it fitted well inside ads's tag ;)

crazy88 said:
Where's Scott? I want the details to this filthy thing he set up :hubbahubba:
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you and me both I pm'd the gramps last night.... STILL WAITING!!
 
damo.h said:
It would seem you got it shut!!
Smudge will be most upset...


:lmfao:



I thought it fitted well inside ads's tag ;)

you and me both I pm'd the gramps last night.... STILL WAITING!!
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lies :( wasn't me at all, the thing is there are worse pics in there.

whats these new tags? :s

i want this new thing as well
 
s3dave said:
How do you get you tube videos to embed? there codes dont work?
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Copy the link addy click on video reel then past, click ok, post new :thumbsup:

Solly said:
lies :( wasn't me at all, the thing is there are worse pics in there.

whats these new tags? :s

i want this new thing as well
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A call for help! Bottom of screen dude
;)
 
Morning all.

I did say you lot were getting a bit out of control which is why I kept me head down. It was quite funny to start with but then pretty much 90% of any new thread was a fishing trip :)

Reesy will have to actually do some work today then lol.

How are we all?

I was up till 11pm last night trying to sort out my iPhone. Word of advice, dont get IOS5 yet ;)
 
:wtf:

I've just noticed that the Pics of your Mrs thread has been locked too :(

Successful day yesterday, 1 memeber banned and possibly the best thread on here locked!

Please try not to lock the pub thread :sob:
 
Did you not manage to get ios5 working then mate? I wouldn't worry too much, it really wasn't brilliant and life changing.

They have not given a reason for locking the pics of mrs thread, just Serg. V at it again :(
 
W3STY said:
Morning all.I did say you lot were getting a bit out of control which is why I kept me head down. It was quite funny to start with but then pretty much 90% of any new thread was a fishing trip :)Reesy will have to actually do some work today then lol.How are we all?I was up till 11pm last night trying to sort out my iPhone. Word of advice, dont get IOS5 yet ;)
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I'm glad a was up a ladder most of the day. You manage to get it sorted?? Did you have to roll it back??Ok mate it's Friday and iv cleared the weekend of work so, yahoooooooo !!Waiting for a pm off Scott :ninja: now solly got the clung thread shut haha
 
no one got banned becasue of fishing it was more his tag thing under his name... i got warned by a mod by getting a bit roudy
 
16Klappe said:
I think the worry would be that our offensive, laddish views could be seen as a reflection of the forum as a whole and devalue it's online presence attracting the sort of muppets you find on Passion Ford (for instance).

And lets face it, we don't want that do we.
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Thats my thinking and one reason why i'm trying to get it locked down a little bit.
I'm asking nicely to the mods/admins. :)
 
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