ASN's Pub

i aint scared of no feds! crumbs! they just people with powerful keyboards you know!
he had moderator under it but spelt different to avoid censoring!
 
s3dave said:
What did he have under his name? pm me if your scared of the feds....:detective2:
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+1
Not sure if it was Chris or Scott? I remember Scott being told over it a few pages back.

My first pm was from the big V over my sig; I'll try anything once apart from anal and Morris dancing.
I didn't think it was so bad ;)
 
My first pm was from the big V over my sig; I'll try anything once apart from anal and Morris dancing.
I didn't think it was so bad ;)[/QUOTE]

AH HA HA HA HA! thats quite a punchline!
 
I had Sperm In Her Perm and I was told off.
Reesy was about his avatar status.
I never got told off about mine........no wait, I did. Rob told me to change it. lol

You want a Pub Dropbox?
I'll try and sort something out but it will be by invite/request only.
 
chezney said:
well bobble my nobble!
leather FTW
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Agreed.

I spent all afternoon sat in my dining room with a full 8L Leather interior led around me playing forza with the controller tucked inside an A3 steering wheel.

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scott b5 said:
I had Sperm In Her Perm and I was told off.
Reesy was about his avatar status.
I never got told off about mine........no wait, I did. Rob told me to change it. lol

You want a Pub Dropbox?
I'll try and sort something out but it will be by invite/request only.
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yeah sounds good to me scott!
somewhere to deposit old pirate and escort magazines virtually for other peoples enjoyment! and also other smut and filth!
above board and all that so the mods cant play god!:undwech:
 
chezney said:
hey dont mock estates! especially not super fast petrol ones which are BTC legends.
on the other hand estates with leather and powered by the devil is the way to hell!
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Yeah, couldn't agree more.

Has Reesy made a new account already and started pulling our leg? http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/a3-s3-forum-8l-chassis/129358-interior.html#post1360862

He'd have a field day with this guy, I'm really tempted to answer his new thread with "I don't know, maybe it hasn't got enough threads?"
 
sure does!
but has been for ages now! its not burgandy or auto nor has wood i am afraid!
its an avant though! thats the important thing scott! plenty of room in back for road kill, old wheels, drunken females etc!
 
chezney said:
sure does!
but has been for ages now! its not burgandy or auto nor has wood i am afraid!
its an avant though! thats the important thing scott! plenty of room in back for road kill, old wheels, drunken females etc!
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My wood is to dark to be concerned with it being wood.
Auto is cause i'm a lazy *** and do loads of motorway driving.
Its not burgundy its Hibiscus red pearl. :moa:

And us Avants needs to stick together agents the onslaught of 8#s
 
scott b5 said:
My wood is to dark to be concerned with it being wood.
Auto is cause i'm a lazy *** and do loads of motorway driving.
Its not burgundy its Hibiscus red pearl. :moa:

And us Avants needs to stick together agents the onslaught of 8#s
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point noted! i do appologise! your correct! we should form an independant alliance against the posh golfs!
avants are by far the superior car by a long chalk!
they even still make mine today but with seat badges on it!
anywho, just put them pics of katy in the locker for your attention, dont get them sticky!
thats all i got at the minute i am afraid!
 
audi upgrades
scott b5 said:
Damo, any news from 3M?
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Still trying to tie a date with my area manager. Iv not forgot dude:thumbsup:

scott b5 said:
I had Sperm In Her Perm and I was told off.

You want a Pub Dropbox?
I'll try and sort something out but it will be by invite/request only.
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I thought that was a bit weird, but I liked it ha. Drop box, hellooooo;)

16Klappe said:
Agreed.

I spent all afternoon sat in my dining room with a full 8L Leather interior led around me playing forza with the controller tucked inside an A3 steering wheel.

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This just proper made me laugh, you need to get that job dude quick :lmfao:
Any news by the way ??

superkarl said:
Glad i wasnt involved today! Jeeeeeesus.
Reesy, poor little gay boy.

What's the deal with show plates? What are thwdy like?
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Hahaha, whatever Yr after dude solly can sort through work ;)
I'm thinking of getting some pressed plates, and a set with company logo

Maybe could sort for as.net logo lol

By the way I got a present for you ;)

chezney said:
sure does!
but has been for ages now! its not burgandy or auto nor has wood i am afraid!
its an avant though! thats the important thing scott! plenty of room in back for road kill, old wheels, drunken females etc!
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I didn't even notice that,:beee: I thought you were ok mate
 
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i have a present damo?? oooooooo
i really want a blue plate with superman logo in the middle but i dont think solly can do it.
could easy make my own i supposed. get a blank pressed plate, paint it blue, put a sticker in the middle.
 
well thats me done! the battle axe is twisting her face, saying i spend too much time on here!
anywho, early start in the morning and i really am cream crackered, so thats me!
over and out!
 
chezney said:
well thats me done! the battle axe is twisting her face, saying i spend too much time on here!
anywho, early start in the morning and i really am cream crackered, so thats me!
over and out!
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i literally this second told my gf to '**** OFF'. really starting to lose interest/patience and time with mine.
 
Night buddy have a good night.

Karl, its a dumping ground for all things that can't post in the forum.

GFs tend to annoy.
Mine is watching a TV series she likes.
so i'm free for a couple of hours more on the evenings now. :)
 
No news on the job really Damo, other than...

Im in the FINAL interviews for the Mazda job on Monday. Only two of us left, needless to say I'm going to find out who the other candidate is and have him acid raped in the face between now and then to secure the job. :hi:

Karl, get some headphones in and listen to this -



It will make you forget ALL your troubles.
 
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16Klappe said:
No news on the job really Damo, other than...

Im in the FINAL interviews for the Mazda job on Monday. Only two of us left, needless to say I'm going to find out who the other candidate is and have him acid raped in the face between now and then to secure the job. :hi:

Karl, get some headphones in and listen to this -



It will make you forget ALL your troubles.
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Need a download of that for the car please.
 
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scott b5 said:
WOW.
the misses thread as just be locked by the V.
noooooooooooooo.
Is the pub next?
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Probably, to be fair if we are making a song and dance nobody is ever going to let us have our players lounge. I suggest when Reesy comes back we all lay low; and make our own f***ing forum. :detective2:

Ballers only apply.

-

This makes me happy, filthy, stinking, cheesy, wobbly bass.



 
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As far as I'm aware there are no plans to lock this thread. However, I think a little luck has been pushed lately, the rules are the rules and it's worth everyone refreshing their memories by re-reading them. That will hopefully ensure that this thread shall remain.

I don't know where
they can read your PM's
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came from! For the record, we can't. Well, mods can't anyway.

Please take as intended :thumbsup:
 
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superkarl said:
i have a present damo?? oooooooo
i really want a blue plate with superman logo in the middle but i dont think solly can do it.
could easy make my own i supposed. get a blank pressed plate, paint it blue, put a sticker in the middle.
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If Yr struggling on the plates let me know, I know a sign guy that could probably do somat like that, got you a superman logo air freshener lol the guy who cleans out cars is giving them out.... It's yellow and black tho dude

But it's freeeeeeeeeeeeeee :superman:

scott b5 said:
Yup, they can but sod it.

We now have a pub dumping area for images, videos and any thing. Untill it gets shut down or spammed and I shut it down.

PM me if you want to know the details. :)
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:thumbsup:

chezney said:
well thats me done! the battle axe is twisting her face, saying i spend too much time on here!
anywho, early start in the morning and i really am cream crackered, so thats me!
over and out!
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I get that ALOT!

superkarl said:
i literally this second told my gf to '**** OFF'. really starting to lose interest/patience and time with mine.
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Well you'v gone and and ****ed that right up!! No smashing for you tonight then :lmfao:
 
16Klappe said:
You know they can read your PM's too, right?
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I fear that nothing I post tonight will top this, nothing like a bare faced lie to string a few people along to keep the self satisfaction flowing :lmfao:

Message received and understood.
 
quattrojames said:
As far as I'm aware there are no plans to lock this thread. However, I think a little luck has been pushed lately, the rules are the rules and it's worth everyone refreshing their memories by re-reading them. That will hopefully ensure that this thread shall remain.

I don't know where came from! For the record, we can't. Well, mods can't anyway.

Please take as intended :thumbsup:
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Thanks for that mate.
Hopefully this will stay and people will not get banned any more.

I'm working on my next line for the Avatar test. Watch this space. :)
 
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