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    found this from hamsterley damo!
    proper air off the table top! i didnt fall off this time! lol




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    hi sandra! hows it going?
    you still all snotty and croaky?


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    Quote Originally Posted by chezney View Post
    hi sandra! hows it going?
    you still all snotty and croaky?
    Hi chezney, feeling bit better thanks.
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    thats good!
    plenty of fluids! and feet up watching jerremy kyle will make anybody feel better i think!


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    what was your fishing question that got deleted about sandra?


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    Quote Originally Posted by chezney View Post
    thats good!
    plenty of fluids! and feet up watching jerremy kyle will make anybody feel better i think!
    I dont watch much tv, i much prefer music. My question was what was a dv, i didnt know what it was and wanted to know.
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    ah ok! a dump valve! a thingy that chavs put on there poo cars such as subarus and escort turbos to make them go "ttsssssst" very loudly on every gear change for no reason at all!
    one of the reasons why you own an audi sandra!
    and whats wrong with jezza kyle?
    its feel good tv! when your not feeling too grand, turn it on, and you instantly feel better knowing that your not like anyone or anything on that show! simples....


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    Quote Originally Posted by chezney View Post
    ah ok! a dump valve! a thingy that chavs put on there poo cars such as subarus and escort turbos to make them go "ttsssssst" very loudly on every gear change for no reason at all!
    one of the reasons why you own an audi sandra!
    and whats wrong with jezza kyle?
    its feel good tv! when your not feeling too grand, turn it on, and you instantly feel better knowing that your not like anyone or anything on that show! simples....
    Hmmm, a few of us use DV's that are pub members, and it isn't for the chavvy noise! I won't bore you with why we use Diverter valves, not dump valves, or that their is a reason why they are on the car

    There's plenty wrong with Jezza, mostly his inbred, munting guests and the fact that the bloke is a smug bellend...

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    Morning all,

    Hows tricks today?

    Reesy, I wish you said that yesterday, I would have looked on the bottler before I binned the rapper...................wait (goes looking through the bins)................BRB
    EDIT:=- Can't find it. Bugger.

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    Morning boys and girls!

    I'm off to Prawns today to pick up some new seats, chat up his mum and see his Escort. Cool huh?
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Morning boys and girls!

    I'm off to Prawns today to pick up some new seats, chat up his mum and see his Escort. Cool huh?
    Morning.

    Get pics.


    Dude, I've been roped in to cleaning the house and a spot of DIY on sunday.
    I'm going to try and run away at 15:00 and meet you all at the rock.

    I wonder how Solly got on banging that school bird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Dude, I've been roped in to cleaning the house and a spot of DIY on sunday.
    I'm going to try and run away at 15:00 and meet you all at the rock.

    I wonder how Solly got on banging that school bird.
    Will get pics, does your woman not know what DIY stands for? Not "GYHTDI".

    Yeah Solly how was the school run? Fist her?

    Hows about this for some early morning overtake glory -



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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Morning all,

    Hows tricks today?

    Reesy, I wish you said that yesterday, I would have looked on the bottler before I binned the rapper...................wait (goes looking through the bins)................BRB
    EDIT:=- Can't find it. Bugger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Morning boys and girls!

    I'm off to Prawns today to pick up some new seats, chat up his mum and see his Escort. Cool huh?
    Is she fit?? Pics!!

    Mooooooooorning

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Is she fit?? Pics!!

    Mooooooooorning
    She is literally the nicest person in the world, she's so sound and full of good advice. And she is SUCH a good cook.

    Shame about the beard though -

    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Morning All, no solly? has he been arrested.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Will get pics, does your woman not know what DIY stands for? Not "GYHTDI".

    Yeah Solly how was the school run? Fist her?

    Hows about this for some early morning overtake glory -
    Fist her?
    mwahahahahaha lol.
    Pics of that?

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    Is she fit?? Pics!!

    Mooooooooorning
    Morning dude.

    Video of her and solly

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Morning All, no solly? has he been arrested.....
    I think he was busted when he pulled up out side her school in his van to pick her up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post



    Morning dude.

    Video of her and solly
    I bet Sollys fadge was kicking up a right stink after that .....

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    Morning fools.

    I cant believe the randomness of the pub already at this time of morning!
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    Just got my carbon rodded beach castor........

    feel free to join, Help: Forge DV shot already?

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    When Solly gets online we will have to ask him what the best bit about having sex with an 18 year old in the shower is...
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    When Solly gets online we will have to ask him what the best bit about having sex with an 18 year old in the shower is...
    Morning all.
    Just a guess. You can't see her tears?


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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    I think he was busted when he pulled up out side her school in his van to pick her up.
    And if the big bag of Haribo's doesn't work, plan B was : bring out the puppy dog!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Morning all.
    Just a guess. You can't see her tears?
    Not a bad guess, but the answer is: Slicking her hair back and making her look 14.

    (The ages are transferable betweek 8 and 6 if needed)
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    moring all :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    moring all :D
    Pics then sonny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    moring all :D
    Details you d irty stop out.
    Pics, video, we want it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Pics then sonny
    Westys been up all night waiting for solly to post!


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    well, the story goes as follows ....

    i text her saying:

    me "what time am i seeing you"
    her "erm i dunno because ive got to sort out some stuff with my mom"
    me " well what time is that?"
    her " like 8 ish"
    me " well thats what time it gets dark "
    her " ahaha yeh i know "
    me " so what am i doing?"
    her " well ill text u later?"
    me " ummm lol okay...."
    her " can we meet up friday as i have free house friday mom and dad are out"
    me " lmao why would a free house make a difrence i thought we was just meeting up to chill?"
    her " well chill and what ever else happens happens ey "
    me " hahah ok babe il ltext you tomorrow then?"
    her " yeah ok "
    ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    well, the story goes as follows ....

    i text her saying:

    me "what time am i seeing you"
    her "erm i dunno because ive got to sort out some stuff with my mom"
    me " well what time is that?"
    her " like 8 ish"
    me " well thats what time it gets dark "
    her " ahaha yeh i know "
    me " so what am i doing?"
    her " well ill text u later?"
    me " ummm lol okay...."
    her " can we meet up friday as i have free house friday mom and dad are out"
    me " lmao why would a free house make a difrence i thought we was just meeting up to chill?"
    her " well chill and what ever else happens happens ey "
    me " hahah ok babe il ltext you tomorrow then?"
    her " yeah ok "
    ....
    .
    .
    .
    Shes got you under the thumb already, you silly biatch...... still pursue it though with fully charged vid cam battery
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    I remember tham texts from years ago.
    I miss them.

    My texts go like this
    Me "what we doing tonight, any thing fun?"
    Her "I'm really busy in work and tired. Lets get a pizza, go to bed and watch a film"
    Me "Sweet "

    She then falls asleep during the film.

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    Morning Sandra, have you got your rod with you?

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    lol im not under the thumb , well see when i slap her ass
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    morning Sandra

    sorry if ive offended you keep forgetting there are females in the pub
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    lol im not under the thumb , well see when i slap her ass
    Well if you want a distribution hub for the vids pics ill pm you my email addy....

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    Excellent fishing Damo, you sly fishing ninja ferret you!
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Well if you want a distribution hub for the vids pics ill pm you my email addy....
    haha very sneeky.... i've know her for years but i dunno what its gonna be like haha feel like a virgin. wait i am..
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    Excellent fishing Damo, you sly fishing ninja ferret you!
    where is this fishing??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    where is this fishing??
    In the DV thread in 8L chat.

    New Avatar time!!!
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

 

 

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