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    are you coming on the fishing boat sandra....

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    dv= dump valve/diverter valve

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    On auto's, the Diverter/dump valve doesn't make a noise when you change gear as you don't have to let off the throttle

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    dv= dump valve/diverter valve
    lmao oh i thought it ment designer vaginnaa :s, i was gonna say
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    looks like its going to be DV mischief! do the auto one, see how long before someone actual works it out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    lmao oh i thought it ment designer vaginnaa :s, i was gonna say

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    Dave, that is so wrong that it's funny!

    I loved reading the fishing threads you have done. I wonder whether you need a new comer to start a thread though? You lot are infamous now as they all know you're just taking the piss. Perhaps Sandra can ask the question, nobody will suspect a female!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Did you actuall google "designer vaginnaa" to get that? Genius!
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    classic ahaha , yeah you need someone with only a few posts or so or that didnt mess around yesterday..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    looks like its going to be DV mischief! do the auto one, see how long before someone actual works it out
    what would it be? but i think someone would have to explain to me because i would be another noob..
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    Scott didn't have a lot to do with our threads yesterday. And perhaps we should stay out of it.

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    What bout crazy?
    cause we all know he knows bugger all about motors apart from how to load them up with rubble and break **** on them.


    Crazy you got a diesel manual or auto?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Scott didn't have a lot to do with our threads yesterday. And perhaps we should stay out of it.
    People must know we all hang out here and we talk, so any interactions between the main people of tihs thread might not work.

    I think crazy or sandra should do it.
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    Crazy Crazy Crazy.....

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    diesel and manual of course...i'm not gay

    I still think it should be Sandra though...who doesn't trust a girl? After all, people on here pm'd pics of their cocks to S3girl, lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    People must know we all hang out here and we talk, so any interactions between the main people of tihs thread might not work.

    I think crazy or sandra should do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    diesel and manual of course...i'm not gay

    I still think it should be Sandra though...who doesn't trust a girl? After all, people on here pm'd pics of their cocks to S3girl, lol.
    you for one so get posting
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    I didn't...i had lost my zoom lens that day


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    diesel and manual of course...i'm not gay

    I still think it should be Sandra though...who doesn't trust a girl? After all, people on here pm'd pics of their cocks to Smudge, lol.
    Diesel - not good, manual has redeemed it a bit though.. Have you thought about buying a tuning kit from ebay for really cheap and claining it has given you 40bhp?

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    Let me know how the fishing gets on.
    I'm off to play dues ex.

    EDIT:=- I bought this for the dogs so they can leave me alone. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I didn't...i had lost my zoom lens that day
    you should of said you could of borrowed mine i keep it screwed on my webcam for speed date xx
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    :D I did wonder about buying one of these TDI PD Tuning Chip Audi 1.9 A2 A3 A4 A6 100 115 130 | eBay35BHP for £19.50!!! That's only £1.80 per HP! fudge me!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I didn't...i had lost my zoom lens that day
    I did , just cant understand why smudge asked for a action shot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Diesel - not good, manual has redeemed it a bit though.. Have you thought about buying a tuning kit from ebay for really cheap and claining it has given you 40bhp?
    yes or even the magnets that save you 45% of your fuel and give you a 45mpg increase?
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    Did he really? He's a dark horse isn't he! I still can't believe he's never admitted it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    :D I did wonder about buying one of these TDI PD Tuning Chip Audi 1.9 A2 A3 A4 A6 100 115 130 | eBay35BHP for £19.50!!! That's only £1.80 per HP! fudge me!
    i always wonderd what audi did to make the 140bhp model 170bhp
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    or you have bought 100 litres of red diesel how do i get the colour out.....

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    thats a reply and half buy buy buy

    WOW!! THIS IS WORKS!! BETTER PERFORMANCE!!! AND I AM USING LESS DIESEL!! THANKS! Member ID fonset1963 ( Feedback score of 778) 21-Aug-11 19:25
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    or you have bought 100 litres of red diesel how do i get the colour out.....
    You add water





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    I heard you boiled it....

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    Chip or remap Audi a3 tdi 170 quattro(help)

    Too late, some spaz already did it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Time to change my username?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Chip or remap Audi a3 tdi 170 quattro(help)

    Too late, some spaz already did it!
    I think the deisel is a good one, you will get all the pikey/ronker types....

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    has everyone fell asleep ive just got bk from my lunch
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    Soz just had to see to a customer....

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    Are you ready crazy.....

 

 

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