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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I've not had any pasty all week due to the river being red.... She's off out to the local beer fesitval tonight with her mates, so she will be hammered when she gets home....

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    One in the bum, no harm done!?
    beet me too it god dammit , jsut use my excuse oh i slipt might as well carry on now ey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    beet me too it god dammit , jsut use my excuse oh i slipt might as well carry on now ey
    I slipped one in the wrongun once and it brought tears to her eyes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I slipped one in the wrongun once and it brought tears to her eyes!
    Was you cutting onions?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Was you cutting onions?....
    She's only a size 6 and even that is small for my tiny c0ck
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    She's only a size 6 and even that is small for my tiny c0ck
    mm or cm?......

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I slipped one in the wrongun once and it brought tears to her eyes!
    i was gonna say tears of joy most probably did you offer her a complimentry tissue?
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    mm or cm?......
    She's not that small!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    i was gonna say tears of joy most probably did you offer her a complimentry tissue?
    It was not joy, It was tears of shock I think!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    She's only a size 6 and even that is small for my tiny c0ck
    dont put your self down mate some are born with one some arnt
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    She's only a size 6 and even that is small for my tiny c0ck
    It freaks me out when you see their belly move on small women.

    Crazy, if it makes you feel any better, I won't get any this weekend. The joys of having family down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    It was not joy, It was tears of shock I think!
    shock of enjoyment most probably my ex used to prefer it but my gf atm ive done it once and i dont think shes interseted in it any more
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    dont put your self down mate some are born with one some arnt
    It's not all about size.
    Horses are huge but I don't think they are any good in bed.
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    Random time.

    I got a boot of hacked up body parts.
    Cool!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    It freaks me out when you see their belly move on small women.

    Crazy, if it makes you feel any better, I won't get any this weekend. The joys of having family down.
    i was gonan say turns me on if anything .

    yeah but scott when there gone all hell is going to break loose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    It's not all about size.
    Horses are huge but I don't think they are any good in bed.
    tried and tested
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    shock of enjoyment most probably my ex used to prefer it but my gf atm ive done it once and i dont think shes interseted in it any more
    At least you dont get a slap........

    any course fishing after lunch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    It's not all about size.
    Horses are huge but I don't think they are any good in bed.
    Coming from the guy whose sig reckons his is an elephant
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    It's not all about size.
    Horses are huge but I don't think they are any good in bed.
    True a whales cock is as big as my drive, and i bet thats ****e in bed.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    At least you dont get a slap........

    any course fishing after lunch?
    Yes but we need to use better bait. Lets draft up a post to catch some noobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    i was gonan say turns me on if anything .

    yeah but scott when there gone all hell is going to break loose?
    ***** ain't walking right. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Coming from the guy whose sig reckons his is an elephant
    Haha, is that not in quotes?
    I was quoting someone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Yes but we need to use better bait. Lets draft up a post to catch some noobs.
    Westy, it's your turn today..

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Yes but we need to use better bait. Lets draft up a post to catch some noobs.
    What about tyre pressures...... my mountain bike is 45psi so the s3 should be double easy because of the added weight.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    What about tyre pressures...... my mountain bike is 45psi so the s3 should be double easy because of the added weight.....
    We came to the conclusion that 173psi was the best

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    why dont we bring up the old DV debate again. Noobs can get involved then. One of us should post that we have just bought a split R DV and we are seeing 10bhp increase
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Haha, is that not in quotes?
    I was quoting someone else.
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    An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers everything
    Now its in a quote done by you, you sure it was someone else?
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    My AC was running hot so I put coolant in to help it keep cool.
    It's now leaking coolant.
    I used the g12+++ coolant, was I meant to use g12 like it says on my coolant bottle?
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    Scott should post saying he's has bought a DV but it doesn't make a noise when he changes gear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Now its in a quote done by you, you sure it was someone else?
    Lol Yup.
    It's lyrics from a song.

    Along with
    My Dick is made of carrots, I got bunnys that need feeding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Scott should post saying he's has bought a DV but it doesn't make a noise when he changes gear
    Diverted or dump?
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    I want to join in!! Where do you go fishing? What section?


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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Diverted or dump?
    Is it important?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I want to join in!! Where do you go fishing? What section?
    Have a look in the 8L section at 'S3 query' and 'seriously baffling problem' and the 8p section 'cabriolet problems'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Is it important?
    Dunno.
    I'll post a dump restaurant question in the 8l section?
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    dump so you will get all the throw it in the bin answers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    At least you dont get a slap........

    any course fishing after lunch?
    a salp on the arse i would like thou, yay i love fishing !!

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    True a whales cock is as big as my drive, and i bet thats ****e in bed.....
    u must have a big drive ?
    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Yes but we need to use better bait. Lets draft up a post to catch some noobs.
    we need to think of something belivable this time lol
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    ***** ain't walking right. Lol
    ahahah

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    Westy, it's your turn today..
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    We came to the conclusion that 173psi was the best
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    Mcd's was good. Looks like i have few posts to catch up on though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Scott should post saying he's has bought a DV but it doesn't make a noise when he changes gear
    wha

    what do you mean by dv
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