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    Mental - we had an ASN rolling road day here some time ago:

    This is Gloucestershire | Police seize cocaine in major operation in Gloucestershire
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Nice one, pride and place over the mantle, how long till the missus gets fed up of it and you come home to find pic of some crappy scenery in its place lol.
    That's the beauty of her having paid for it!! lol. Win win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Actually working today, which is a shame. Trying to keep on a 1:1 ratio of sneaky insults with Damo, whilst already planning on how to get the 20000th post, plus working is actually tougher then I thought..
    You Work, Yr almost as bad as westy for doing jack ****

    Heard anything on them rims dude...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    You Work, Yr almost as bad as westy for doing jack ****

    Heard anything on them rims dude...?
    Reesy is getting some rims?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Mental - we had an ASN rolling road day here some time ago:

    This is Gloucestershire | Police seize cocaine in major operation in Gloucestershire
    Really... No wonder they can afford all that fancy shizz lol Wouldn't find that happening at badger 5 lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    You Work, Yr almost as bad as westy for doing jack ****
    How dare you
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    You Work, Yr almost as bad as westy for doing jack ****

    Heard anything on them rims dude...?
    No mate, nowt

    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Reesy is getting some rims?
    S4s?
    Maybe




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Really... No wonder they can afford all that fancy shizz lol Wouldn't find that happening at badger 5 lol!
    Or maybe Bill is just REALLY sly.... lol

    That's how Ajec fund their race cars it would seem....
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    Welly, any XS Power news yet? Did you take a look at your SX thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Or maybe Bill is just REALLY sly.... lol

    That's how Ajec fund their race cars it would seem....
    And their really nice unit, and sealed engine room etc. etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    How dare you
    Quite easy looking going of yr last 6 months asn action lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    No mate, nowt
    don't tell him anything, he's a cnut!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Or maybe Bill is just REALLY sly.... lol

    That's how Ajec fund their race cars it would seem....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    And their really nice unit, and sealed engine room etc. etc.
    True....
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Welly, any XS Power news yet? Did you take a look at your SX thread?
    No, and I forgot to email them. Will do now.

    Will look at that thread also...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Pic no working dave.


    EDIT:=- Got it. Nice. that took two years?
    This didnt but ive been waiting 2 years for a high flow mani.....

    damo = my tuner RS in leeds says with the manni/water/meth 350bhp

    Karl = yes the final piece so hopefully i can move on

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    Do you have a large port head Dave?

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Quite easy looking going of yr last 6 months asn action lol
    This is a very valid point
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Quite easy looking going of yr last 6 months asn action lol

    don't tell him anything, he's a cnut!!
    Exactly Mum's the word (But not mine!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Do you have a large port head Dave?
    Ive got a choice, but im going small port for Doug for testing witch is only fair....as he will want to sell these to the masses

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    No offence dude but IMO no big port head no 350 brake, the extra ignition advance is where the power comes from

    edit obviously not all the power but you know what I mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    No offence dude but IMO no big port head no 350 brake, the extra ignition advance is where the power comes from

    edit obviously not all the power but you know what I mean
    It wont be far off, RS know there stuff, thats where the water/meth will come into play, like i said its for testing so after x miles, i can change it and get the mapped tweaked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    No offence dude but IMO no big port head no 350 brake, the extra ignition advance is where the power comes from

    edit obviously not all the power but you know what I mean
    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    It wont be far off, RS know there stuff, thats where the water/meth will come into play, like i said its for testing so after x miles, i can change it and get the mapped tweaked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Dyno lottery peoples.
    of course...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    of course...
    Bloody dynos!!

    I'm off to find a happy one before I sell up...

    AMD Essex will give me about 8000 BHP
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    either way its gonnna be a quick hybrid car and will be up there in the top hybrid hp cars.

    small port ftw lol.
    ive hunted for large port but cant find one for good dollar

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    Afternoon chaps

    Been researching the best way to stick my new boost gauge on the Mondeo, people saying i have to tap into the EGR valve which sounded a bit long....

    However, just found a new EGR bypass on eBay with an inbuilt nipple for a boost gauge pipe

    (anyone who laughs at nipple deserves a smack)
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Bloody dynos!!

    I'm off to find a happy one before I sell up...

    AMD Essex will give me about 8000 BHP
    Drivability is my main goal to be honest as i dont want it at the side of the road every 2 mins, and the tuner is well aware of that, he might even be able to hack into my APR software and do 2 settings...

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    nipple. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    nipple. lol
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    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Drivability is my main goal to be honest as i dont want it at the side of the road every 2 mins, and the tuner is well aware of that, he might even be able to hack into my APR software and do 2 settings...
    You are preaching to the choir here mate, I know that feeling oh so well.

    I miss hybrid power at times, it was so so punchy, great for hill climbing etc. The PE just lags it's tits off up a hill.
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    nipple double lol

    +1 drivability ftw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    You are preaching to the choir here mate, I know that feeling oh so well.

    I miss hybrid power at times, it was so so punchy, great for hill climbing etc. The PE just lags it's tits off up a hill.
    1st gear...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    1st gear...
    Then you get 4 wheel wheel spin. Happy medium is there somewhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Then you get 4 wheel wheel spin. Happy medium is there somewhere
    2nd?

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    Triple Nipple.
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    westy how much did you pay for your calipers? ive been looking at alsorts but dont know whats a bargain and whats not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Triple Nipple.
    Slippery nipple....

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    westy how much did you pay for your calipers? ive been looking at alsorts but dont know whats a bargain and whats not.
    They can be a bargain, but not for the front brakes on an s3!

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    westy how much did you pay for your calipers? ive been looking at alsorts but dont know whats a bargain and whats not.
    I paid £180 for the actuall calipers but buy the time I'd forked out for seals and powder coating and carriers, lines, fluid, brake pads. You're looking at £800ish

    You can do it for cheaper by just painting them and not doing the seals and dust boots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    They can be a bargain, but not for the front brakes on an s3!
    YES mate! That is EXACTLY what I was going to do.

    Top work. Great minds etc etc etc.
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