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    I know, a whole academic journal dedicated to anal lubrication. I think i'm going to subscribe for the wife.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Celebrities don't count. Anyone who gave up the opportunity to bang that because they had a woman does not deserve to posses a penis.



    Same - I'd get so far, and then just not be able to go any further. Unless I got raped by some fit chick....

    Fingers crossed....

    That way you get a lay, and get off completely scot free....
    I like your thinking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Same - I'd get so far, and then just not be able to go any further. Unless I got raped by some fit chick....

    Fingers crossed....

    That way you get a lay, and get off completely scot free....
    I ran that scenario past the misses and many others.
    One was where I got really drunk and confused between her and her sister.
    Neither of which was allowed and ended in her cutting my penis off.

    Thanks for that crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    I like your thinking!
    You know it makes sense.

    "I'm sorry, it wasn't me, I was raped!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    One was where I got really drunk and confused between her and her sister.
    Couldn't you have involved her - sister based threesome - everyone is happy. Especially you.
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    I was having this exact same thought just the other day as I walked down the corridor at work and some gorgeous girl walked past me. I was all tense from the impending rape...it never happened.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I was all tense from the impending rape...it never happened.
    Bummer. Maybe the Lynx Effect is needed?
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    On the sister thing i remember years ago when me and the missus were sitting outside a pub drunk in Majorca, having a random chat about which friends of each others we would hypathetically sleep with.

    When i mentioned i would like to shag her sister,she didnt seem to like it!

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    I think it may be. Brut certainly isn't working

    I've teased the wife many times on this! She looks very much like her sister, yet cannot comprehend how I find them both hot, lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    When i mentioned i would like to shag her sister,she didnt seem to like it!
    If I said I was shocked I would be a liar.

    I did mention that I would quite like to give my woman's mum one. She got a bit wiggy initially, but I managed to smooth it over by explaining that it was a good thing. That's what she'll look like in 30 years time!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I was having this exact same thought just the other day as I walked down the corridor at work and some gorgeous girl walked past me. I was all tense from the impending rape...it never happened.
    I think we watch to much porn.
    I had to see one of the graphics girl (the atractive one when she was here) about some work, she never forced her self on me or any thing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Couldn't you have involved her - sister based threesome - everyone is happy. Especially you.
    I asked her when her sister was single but she said no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I've teased the wife many times on this! She looks very much like her sister, yet cannot comprehend how I find them both hot, lol.
    Hmmmm, I'd love to 'accidentally' do that....

    "Whoops, you're not *insert name of woman here*. Ahhh well, I've started so we may as well carry on..."

    Replied with:

    "Ohhhhh *insert name here*, you must be from Columbia...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    I think we watch to much porn.
    You can NEVER watch too much porn.

    Quote Originally Posted by Axios View Post
    I asked her when her sister was single but she said no.
    Missus or sister said no? Bummer either way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Hmmmm, I'd love to 'accidentally' do that....

    "Whoops, you're not *insert name of woman here*. Ahhh well, I've started so we may as well carry on..."

    Replied with:

    "Ohhhhh *insert name here*, you must be from Columbia...."

    haha, that actually had me laughing at my desk!


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    Now then who is going to be thinking of their other halves sister as they are shagging the missus tonight!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Now then who is going to be thinking of their other halves sister as they are shagging the missus tonight!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Now then who is going to be .......................... shagging the missus tonight!!
    Not me!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Not me!
    Is that coz your not going to be having sex? Or she doesnt have a sister!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Now then who is going to be .......................... shagging the missus tonight!!!
    Not me - solely because she is in Spain until Tomorrow. Other than that I'm sorted, she's a semi bisexual nympho. Score!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Not me - solely because she is in Spain until Tomorrow. Other than that I'm sorted, she's a semi bisexual nympho. Score!
    Lucky Spanish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Lucky Spanish!
    Yarp. Ahhh well, I'm looking forward to her coming home I must admit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Yarp. Ahhh well, I'm looking forward to her coming home I must admit.
    Missing her, or the sex!

    That is one good thing about the missus or me going away seperatly,always get great sex on return!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Is that coz your not going to be having sex? Or she doesnt have a sister!
    She's ill...so it just aint happening booooooooooooo


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    She's ill...so it just aint happening booooooooooooo
    I suppose thats better than the old .. im washing my hair!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Missing her, or the sex!

    That is one good thing about the missus or me going away seperatly,always get great sex on return!
    Both to be fair. I am looking forward to a romp on the return.... lol.

    I have secured it by ordering a big bunch of flowers and an 'I love you' balloon to be delivered to her house on Thursday morning for when she gets home.... Mwahahahaha.

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    She's ill...so it just aint happening booooooooooooo
    Arse. Nuf said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I have secured it by ordering a big bunch of flowers and an 'I love you' balloon to be delivered to her house on Thursday morning for when she gets home.... Mwahahahaha.
    How long have you been together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    How long have you been together?
    Ummm, 6 years on and off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    She's ill...so it just aint happening booooooooooooo
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    Arse. Nuf said.
    Will Anal make her feel better then??

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    I think it might do! I'll try it and get back in touch.

    If you never hear from me again...it went badly wrong and she stabbed me. It was nice knowing you all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Ummm, 6 years on and off.
    Was just curious,as you were doing all those romantic things.They seem to die off after a few years together!

    fair play to you,i should do more sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Was just curious,as you were doing all those romantic things.They seem to die off after a few years together!

    fair play to you,i should do more sometimes.
    It's only 30, I won't miss it, it will make her day - so is completely worth it. I only do it occasionally, else it loses it's shock value.

    Essentially, for my 30 investment, I get several immensely good shags out of it.

    There are some things money can't buy - for everything else, there's Mastercard.... :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I think it might do! I'll try it and get back in touch.

    If you never hear from me again...it went badly wrong and she stabbed me. It was nice knowing you all.


    Mucho respecto.....
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    As your a bunch of romantics then, give me some ideas on this. Its both our wedding ann and her birthday beginning of May, we are going away in a hotel for a couple of nights. Any thoughts on a special surprise or treat while we are there??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    As your a bunch of romantics then, give me some ideas on this. Its both our wedding ann and her birthday beginning of May, we are going away in a hotel for a couple of nights. Any thoughts on a special surprise or treat while we are there??
    Usual ****e would be my approach.

    Bottle of Champagne in the room in an ice bucket, few rose petals scattered about the place, book a table at a nice restaurant.

    Also, treatments at the nearest spa are always a win.

    Or, venture elsewhere - Go and see something at the Theatre (yawn), book a concert or something.

    All these things are relatively inexpensive for something that is once a year, and if played well, then you can guarantee good nookie for months.

    Job done.

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    And i thought she would appreciate an exercise bike, or a gym membership!

    Something in the room might be a good way to start, restaurant at hotel looks good anyhow.Did think about the spa idea, so might take a look at whats local to wherever we are! Think its somewhere not far from Oxford.So im sure ther will be loads about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Things to NOT buy - an exercise bike.
    hahahaha!

    Completely unrelated but whats up with the new RS3 section its full of stuff from 2009 and the silver 8L s3 with the 2.7 lump in it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Completely unrelated but whats up with the new RS3 section its full of stuff from 2009 and the silver 8L s3 with the 2.7 lump in it...
    It looks like every thing else has been removed.
    There is very little posts in there.

    I'm off to take a look at a crashed car.
    Pics?
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    Of course we want pics, we're sicko's here


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Of course we want pics, we're sicko's here
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