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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Good comeback ballbag


    Shame about the lack of pasty smashing, what happened?

    EDIT: I've worked it out, you made a mess at the sight of Danes rim..

    In a non sexual way obviously
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    It a Ford!!
    Show us a VAG or BMW
    Show us your vag!

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    A, I've got many hung s but no pasty.
    There is 3 single birds, 2 under 10 and over 30.
    I need a hug, I'm off to talk to the 30ish person.
    Also, this is the only house where have a poo and stroke a rabbit

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Show us your vag!
    Think you might of scared him off you perv you smashed in the shiny room yet dude.

    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post


    Shame about the lack of pasty smashing, what happened?

    EDIT: I've worked it out, you made a mess at the sight of Danes rim..

    In a non sexual way obviously
    1 by checking in on Asn
    2 by overreacting to her comments.
    = no pasty for Damo might jump on her when she's not expecting it while Noah having his afternoon sleep

    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
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    Also, this is the only house where have a poo and stroke a rabbit
    Is that a ufamism ( spellings)

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    Evening all, whats left of it.
    Scott, hope your feeling ok. Hopefully no hangover.
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    Morning all,

    I'm alive but in great pain.

    Saturday started off with a an hour of archery which then moved on to an hour or two (I lost track fo time) of an asault course with lots of water and tight tubes.
    Then it was back to my dads for a shower and some food and drink.
    I started eating at 13:30 and started drinking at 14:00, I finished eating at about 20:00 and finished drinking at 01:00. So my drunken text msgs tell me.
    I woke up on sunday at 07:00 in a rather messy hung over state. 3 hours, 2 showers and 1 vomite session later I'm on my way home.
    I arrive home at about 13:00 and then proced to sleep untill 17:00 at which point i'm aching all over. I felt like I've been boxing and still ache today.
    My arms and stomach are the worse but I'll be ok I think.
    I remember having a chat with a girl who was cheated on by her bloke and I was blaming her for not giving her man the attention that he was use to from the start of the relationship and when someone else started giving him that attention he moved on. bout 3 other people joined in and then I can't remember. lol
    But I do know I got a job in my mates garages, apprently I start next week........I really need to tell I can't. lol
    I did have 1 product thing, I designed and made a new logo for my friends practise, so more free treatment for me. WooHoo.

    How is everyone else?
    Any thing good happening in the world with you lot?
    Details, pictures?


    Crazy, I go no vag, I'm a bloke and i'm not showing you sarahs. I do have some veg.

    Damo, No mate. There was a rabbit in the bath tub, which is right next to loo. So i was having a poo and stroking the rabbit...........That sounds so wrong on so many levels. lol

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    What are we all going to do when the site goes down for two hours at 14:00?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    What are we all going to do when the site goes down for two hours at 14:00?
    I'm saving all my work for 2PM
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm saving all my work for 2PM
    Got any thing I can do?

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    Mornin'

    nice day for the boss to be away

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Got any thing I can do?
    I'll find you something
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Mornin'

    nice day for the boss to be away
    Lucky.
    My boss is down today.
    but he can't see my screen, Unless he goes to the kitchen.

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    Hello world.

    sounds like a good weekend scott. i ended up back in the good books last night, oooooooooo yehhhhhhhh so i'v got a little bounce in my step today hehe. 2-3hrs down time !! just not good enough lol they should work through the night.....

    westy, your saving work till 2pm...... I don't believe you, when do you ever do anything haha you should change yr name to scott.

    not much major for me this weekend, roof wrap on a suzuki swift friday night, Didn'y go down well with the missus. as we had friends round, went shopping on Saturday to the trafford and got my phone replaced for free
    Sunday went swimming first thing then off to the play centre for a couple of hrs, got pumled of a group of kids... little ****s
    came home washed amd polished the motor, wanted to fit the lamin-x but got rained off. Booooooo. so went in a
    nd set the scalxtrics up and Noah did his first lap without stacking it into the wall = proud dad

    well im off on faults today and really can't be arsed, anyone anything exciting planned for this sunny monday ??

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    I'm toying with the idea of handling mods for ADI, 10 or so laps of Coombe and I dont want to be slow lol

    LCR top mounts and new arbs me thinks.

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    Morning all, I still can't believe that they are doing the site repairs during the day time..Do they not know about the pub?

    Nothing exciting happening this week as far as I know, but I'm already looking forward to the 3 (or 4 in my case) day weekend at the end of the week.

    Scott, it was rather amusing seeing your drunken posts on here, but at least you enjoyed 'stroking the rabbit' whilst dropping the kids of at the pool..

    Westy, what was the atmosphere like on Sat mate?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    I'm toying with the idea of handling mods for ADI, 10 or so laps of Coombe and I dont want to be slow lol

    LCR top mounts and new arbs me thinks.
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    Morning all,

    Blimey will have to work from 2pm onwards or find another site - no can't do that.

    Had a great weekend, spent Saturday tidying up the inside of our garden room as it has settled a bit more - so had some cracks to sort in where the plaster meets the Oak frame and the grouting on the tiled skirting.

    Sunday had a great bike ride in the morning and then a very nice meal with my Daughter and her boyfriend, nice and relaxed at Port Solent - watched the boats going in through the lock to the marina - (couple of very expensive cruisers and loads of yachts).

    Nice and Sunny on the South Coast but due to chuck down before we leave the office - so drove in today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Come to the ring next Friday for some track practice
    Isnt that the wrong way around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Isnt that the wrong way around?
    Nah the ring is much safer than Coombe. Last time I went to Combe to watch a public day I saw 13 accidents, it was like a demolition derby!!!
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    Morning fellow pubbers!

    Hope we all had a good weekend

    I ended up being a hero on Saturday evening, rescuing 3 separate people from 3 separate locations because they were too pissed to get home the last 1 dragged me into a party she was at, and i ended up getting jiggy with one of her friends that i'd just met....so a good weekend for me!

    Also, my mum is over from Cyprus and decided to treat me to nearly a grand's worth of new stuff for work, 2 new suits, shoes, ties, shirts, belts and a few cufflinks

    Happy smudgey
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    I ended up being a hero on Saturday evening, rescuing 3 separate people from 3 separate locations because they were too pissed to get home the last 1 dragged me into a party she was at, and i ended up getting jiggy with one of her friends that i'd just met....so a good weekend for me!
    Morning,

    Hows Johdi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Nah the ring is much safer than Coombe. Last time I went to Combe to watch a public day I saw 13 accidents, it was like a demolition derby!!!
    Don't think i've ever been to combe and not seen someone come off.

    Hopefully, if it stick to my plan.
    I should have my new suspention bits fitted in time for combe.

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    Might get some front ARB bushes as well and may be the dog leg one.
    I might be pushing it with the last two though. lol

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    Question for damo or any one else that might know.

    What is this?




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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Morning,

    Hows Johdi?
    Ahhh i really have no fecking clue Scott

    I was sposed to meet her after work on Thursday, but she didn't reply to my texts asking where we were meeting or pick up my calls. So i just left it, sent her a text asking if she was ok and left it at that. Got a text at about 7pm saying "sorry i've left my phone at home all day i'll call you later"

    Never heard anything so i text her Friday morning just the usual morning text, nothing back. Sent her one about lunchtime asking how her day was. Nothing back. Sent her one Friday evening asking what she's doing this weekend and when i can see her. Nothing back.

    So i finally got a bit fed up and sent her one Saturday asking if i'd done anything, why she was ignoring me and what was going on with us. Nothing back again.

    Sent a final text last night saying "OK i get the hint, give me a shout if you want to hear from me, i'll leave ya alone til then"

    Got one back almost immediately saying "sorry for not being in touch, i'll give you a call around 9pm"

    9pm comes and goes, so i text her as i go to bed at 11pm last night and she says she's in the cinema with her girls so can't call me. Why would you say you'll call someone at 9pm and then go cinema.....? She said she would call me this morning, but nothing yet

    So i don't really care atm, i reckon she's seeing someone else and if that's the case then it's her loss
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    It's mucking fassive...that's what it is!

    Good morning all. Report is due in at 11am, so just reading it for the last time and then to print it. However, loads of jobs to do after report as i've been putting things off for last few weeks to get it done.

    Site maintenance at 2pm? I think they're gonna take it as the chance to delete all the pub-goers and leave us cold turkey with nowhere to go.


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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Nah the ring is much safer than Coombe. Last time I went to Combe to watch a public day I saw 13 accidents, it was like a demolition derby!!!
    And that's why not allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    i ended up getting jiggy with one of her friends that i'd just met....so a good weekend for me!
    Here we go again haha

    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Morning,

    Hows Johdi?
    Haha

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    It looks like it could be the cartridge from an old tank round.

    Smudge can I have some of your mojo please lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Ahhh i really have no fecking clue Scott

    I was sposed to meet her after work on Thursday, but she didn't reply to my texts asking where we were meeting or pick up my calls. So i just left it, sent her a text asking if she was ok and left it at that. Got a text at about 7pm saying "sorry i've left my phone at home all day i'll call you later"

    Never heard anything so i text her Friday morning just the usual morning text, nothing back. Sent her one about lunchtime asking how her day was. Nothing back. Sent her one Friday evening asking what she's doing this weekend and when i can see her. Nothing back.

    So i finally got a bit fed up and sent her one Saturday asking if i'd done anything, why she was ignoring me and what was going on with us. Nothing back again.

    Sent a final text last night saying "OK i get the hint, give me a shout if you want to hear from me, i'll leave ya alone til then"

    Got one back almost immediately saying "sorry for not being in touch, i'll give you a call around 9pm"

    9pm comes and goes, so i text her as i go to bed at 11pm last night and she says she's in the cinema with her girls so can't call me. Why would you say you'll call someone at 9pm and then go cinema.....? She said she would call me this morning, but nothing yet

    So i don't really care atm, i reckon she's seeing someone else and if that's the case then it's her loss
    Thats alot of texts though.
    They get two and thats it. lol

    Ooooo does this mean, in a erm.....looking on the bright side of a bad situation. We get some more pics of her then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    It looks like it could be the cartridge from an old tank round.

    Smudge can I have some of your mojo please lol.
    rohypnol is about £2 a tab at the moment.

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    I'm not so sure about taking my car, that's going to be outed soon after, round the track now. Might just cadge a lift with the old man..

    Are you not allowed to ADI Damo, or just not allowed on track?


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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    rohypnol is about £2 a tab at the moment.
    Speaking from experience?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Speaking from experience?
    Its cheaper and easier than rope.

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    An amazing film with an amazing cast.
    you ever seen brick vader?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    An amazing film with an amazing cast.
    you ever seen brick vader?
    That is sooo funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    And that's why not allowed



    Here we go again haha



    Haha
    Here we go again indeed damo

    Too bad i didn't get her number or anything....oh well

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    It looks like it could be the cartridge from an old tank round.

    Smudge can I have some of your mojo please lol.
    Nope, tis mine!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Thats alot of texts though.
    They get two and thats it. lol

    Ooooo does this mean, in a erm.....looking on the bright side of a bad situation. We get some more pics of her then?
    Maybe, but not when you consider that we used to text each other all day everyday and she would call me every morning and every evening....for her to just stop communication either means that something is wrong or i reckon she's seeing someone else

    Either way, ball is in her court
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    That is sooo funny.

    "give me the f*cking shoota!"
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