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    Uh oh, some one slap that man. wake up dude, crazy naked sex doth not a relationship make

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    I was so ready to be completely rid of her but she's wriggled her way back in
    Strap on or chin dildo style?
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Didn't happen
    Send me something worthwhile and i may share it

    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Might be but some women piss me the **** off and you'r ex seems one of them sort.


    You know the location of the thread for them to go then........................Wait, you still talk to her over web cam?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Next time she turns up semi naked, give her a kick in the CNUT, shut the door and go watch a porno.
    Ok, i may have worded that a little differently Scott, but i agree. Smudge, get with the programme, get rid, she caused you enough grief,
    You need zero contact with her, move on. She will eventually get the message. If you want things to work out with Jodhi you need to not be carrying on with ex at the same time. Sorry but you know im right.
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    ^^ agreed

    Think you'll find you did the wriggling Smudge dude.
    Take jhodi into Ann summers they do some amazing little gifts, you'll also find out if she's up fir things that way you'll know if she's a keeper

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    Smudge - Pics Of Mrs/EX Mrs Thread - You shouldn't have mentioned the pics and not expected this sort of reaction from a bunch of blokes

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    ps so much talk of hot naked chicks and no pics... you know the rules...

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    Smudge...you are mental mate! Absolutely crackers!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    ps so much talk of hot naked chicks and no pics... you know the rules...
    Just click on Reesy's link.
    I'll be back in a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Send me something worthwhile and i may share it



    Maybe.....
    The pics I have are for my eyes only.
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    Lets move away from Sumdge's soap opera life, and read a bit of this:

    ‘I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said. ‘A previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone) , so I have to be at least that.

    Susanne Eman's bid to be world's fattest woman: 52st mother of 2 is 'supersizing' | Mail Online My word she makes me horny!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Smudge - Pics Of Mrs/EX Mrs Thread - You shouldn't have mentioned the pics and not expected this sort of reaction from a bunch of blokes
    Can't post them publically, i'd get banned quicker than a banned thing!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Smudge...you are mental mate! Absolutely crackers!!!


    Just to confirm your statement, here's a pic of me at work today

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Lets move away from Sumdge's soap opera life, and read a bit of this:

    ‘I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said. ‘A previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone) , so I have to be at least that.

    Susanne Eman's bid to be world's fattest woman: 52st mother of 2 is 'supersizing' | Mail Online My word she makes me horny!
    Her sister Cassie isn't too bad!!!

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    Your mondeo is well rubbish, it looks like a cardboard box!


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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Her sister Cassie isn't too bad!!!

    agreed. But to be fair, if I was stood where her sister is I have full confidence that you'd want me more than that whale too!


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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Her sister Cassie isn't too bad!!!

    Bit of a butterface!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Your mondeo is well rubbish, it looks like a cardboard box!
    Do you like my helmet?

    Wait....wut?

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    agreed. But to be fair, if I was stood where her sister is I have full confidence that you'd want me more than that whale too!
    true

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    Bit of a butterface!
    I think she's probably a munter, but looks OK next to the blob
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    Her clot mop must be like a car sponge

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    I was almost sick there mate, yeah thanks!


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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Do you like my helmet?

    Wait....wut?
    I daredn't say I do...you might want to shag me 4 times!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I daredn't say I do...you might want to shag me 4 times!!!
    *PM's home address and waits*
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    I did a real lol at work. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! My office thinks i'm odd as it is.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Her clot mop must be like a car sponge
    I doubt she even uses one. If she does she'll jaws of life to get it in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I did a real lol at work. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! My office thinks i'm odd as it is.


    Hate it when that happens
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    Attractive.... Not....



    Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post



    Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?

    I DEFFO would....
    Its that be cause she looks a bit like Katey P?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post


    Attractive.... Not....



    Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?

    I DEFFO would....
    Thank you!
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    She just looks like a thin version of the fat one. They both lok a bit retarded.

    I'd paper bag the thin one.
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    Lol it's all gone downhill chaps!

    Just got back from ragging to and from Gloucester to drop my wheels off for tyre fitting. pretty much rinsed the £20 of vpower I put in yesterday

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    i'm sorry, but which homo wrote the tag: "gt5 > pasty smashing" Get out of here at once!


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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Its that be cause she looks a bit like Katey P?
    Yeah, most likely. I am in actual full blown love with Katy P. (Don't tell the missus)
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    That's wierd, i was just looking at the tags as well

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    Scott, are you doing some more spoons for ADI?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Yeah, most likely. I am in actual full blown love with Katy P. (Don't tell the missus)
    What's not to love???







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    Lol no point if s3baby's coming.

    @ Katy P om nom nom

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    When is ADI? I should see whether i can prep the beast in time. If I manage to get her ready I might see whether I can get the car cleaned too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Scott, are you doing some more spoons for ADI?
    Nahh mate.
    I'll let someone else do the spoons this year, Unless there is enough of a call for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    What's not to love???
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    When is ADI? I should see whether i can prep the beast in time. If I manage to get her ready I might see whether I can get the car cleaned too.
    It's quite late this year 8th October IIRc

 

 

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