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    link didn't work for me Scott, but then I don't have FB so it wouldn't, lol.
    I don't think it will cause you might need to be friends with me and my mate.
    I'm trying to find a way to share it but I don't think you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Reesy, Cash in all you want dude I'm easy meat
    Wait you'll probably take that the wrong way you fag! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Reesy, Cash in all you want dude I'm easy meat
    I bet you say that to all the lads, ya bender!
    I bet you didn't even know any of the kids at that party


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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Finally someone acknowledges my warm welcome

    How you doing Sandra?
    Im ok thanks smudge, any update on jodhi, is she ok?
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    Same^^ what is it ??

    Hi Sandra, you well today??

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Jesus Christ!!!
    Just call me Chris..


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Same^^ what is it ??

    Hi Sandra, you well today??
    Killer headache n very tired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Im ok thanks smudge, any update on jodhi, is she ok?
    Good good

    Ye she's OK, just very short of breath and on antibiotics for her throat coz of the smoke

    She's been a bit off with me recently as well though, can't figure her out. She doesn't text me anywhere near as much, we used to be back and forth with texts all the time now i find that she doesn't ever really reply, but calls me every morning and evening and is always very excited to speak to me

    So, i dunno.....seeing her tonight for some late night shopping so i'll see how that goes i spose?
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    Nice one Scott.
    Do one Reesy
    Sandra that old chesnut, bet Yr fella got a right face on lol

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    I hate being this busy - it gives me no time for the pub!!!

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    Update on Smudge's love life

    Johdi has been a bit off recently, not texting me as much but she has been very busy and still calls me on the regular and is excited about seeing me tonight....sooo see how that one pans out

    The ex Mrs has been in contact again, saying how sorry she is for everything and that she needs me to remain in her life. I basically told her that i wasn't interested anymore and that she needs to leave me alone

    This results in her turning up at my flat at 2am on Tuesday morning, completely unexpected, wearing....not a lot!

    We talked for a bit, and then the inevitable happened.....4 times.....

    Am i bad man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Good good

    Ye she's OK, just very short of breath and on antibiotics for her throat coz of the smoke

    She's been a bit off with me recently as well though, can't figure her out. She doesn't text me anywhere near as much, we used to be back and forth with texts all the time now i find that she doesn't ever really reply, but calls me every morning and evening and is always very excited to speak to me

    So, i dunno.....seeing her tonight for some late night shopping so i'll see how that goes i spose?
    It's still only early days dude. She may just be a bit busy or it could be jam butty season

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    Morning Welly.
    Smudge, some people dont like or have a lot of time for texting. A call is always better imo, but i dont mind texts either. Im sure you will both have a nice night. Just take it slow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    This results in her turning up at my flat at 2am on Tuesday morning, completely unexpected, wearing....not a lot!

    We talked for a bit, and then the inevitable happened.....4 times.....

    Am i bad man?
    Dude, that is such a fail. She is totally using the one thing she knows she can win with IMO.

    From what you've said, you need rid.

    My opinion of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Just take it slow.
    No, no, no.... lol.

    Hard n deep for the win....

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Update on Smudge's love life

    Johdi has been a bit off recently, not texting me as much but she has been very busy and still calls me on the regular and is excited about seeing me tonight....sooo see how that one pans out

    The ex Mrs has been in contact again, saying how sorry she is for everything and that she needs me to remain in her life. I basically told her that i wasn't interested anymore and that she needs to leave me alone

    This results in her turning up at my flat at 2am on Tuesday morning, completely unexpected, wearing....not a lot!

    We talked for a bit, and then the inevitable happened.....4 times.....

    Am i bad man?
    told you man, has she pm'd jhodi yet. I would expect It's on the cards... You crack me up dude You really do. You da man!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Update on Smudge's love life

    Johdi has been a bit off recently, not texting me as much but she has been very busy and still calls me on the regular and is excited about seeing me tonight....sooo see how that one pans out

    The ex Mrs has been in contact again, saying how sorry she is for everything and that she needs me to remain in her life. I basically told her that i wasn't interested anymore and that she needs to leave me alone

    This results in her turning up at my flat at 2am on Tuesday morning, completely unexpected, wearing....not a lot!

    We talked for a bit, and then the inevitable happened.....4 times.....

    Am i bad man?
    Not really a bad man, or what I would call a bad man but a bit of an idiot (if its to harsh i'm sorry).

    You could have ended this and all the hassel months ago when she first moved out but you seem to carry on with the drama and the hassel that goes with her.

    I'm sorry if this is a bit harsh but it sounds like you enjoy the drama and the attention you get from it.

    If you really wanted her out of your life, wanted to move on and did not want the hassel you would stop all contact with her, any thing to do with her and deffonutly not stick you dick up her.

    Sorry mate but you seem to be your own worse enemy when it comes to this bird and if you carry on you'r going to lose a girl that you seem to care deeply about and end up going back with the ex, which means she's one and 6 months later you'll be back in here moaning about her again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I hate being this busy - it gives me no time for the pub!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    We talked for a bit, and then the inevitable happened.....4 times..... Am i man?
    Yes and being led by the willy you need to be stronger.

    Oh and under the normal Pub rules - pics or it didn't really happen.
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    texting is some times so much better than phone calls.
    Phone calls gets in the way of self time and you have to stop but texting means you can carry on and finish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm in the same boat today
    Shame it's not this one:

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    It's still only early days dude. She may just be a bit busy or it could be jam butty season
    Ye i guess so, just sorta a bit weird for her to go from text maniac to being very quiet...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Morning Welly.
    Smudge, some people dont like or have a lot of time for texting. A call is always better imo, but i dont mind texts either. Im sure you will both have a nice night. Just take it slow.
    Cheers was thinking of buying her something small tonight as a "get well soon" pressie or something

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Dude, that is such a fail. She is totally using the one thing she knows she can win with IMO.

    From what you've said, you need rid.

    My opinion of course.

    This may well turn out to be short term gain long term loss.
    Ye she is taking full advantage of my weakness

    The weird thing is that even after all this drama and fighting, the feelings are still kind of there

    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    told you man, has she pm'd jhodi yet. I would expect It's on the cards... You crack me up dude You really do. You da man!!
    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Not really a bad man, or what I would call a bad man but a bit of an idiot (if its to harsh i'm sorry).

    You could have ended this and all the hassel months ago when she first moved out but you seem to carry on with the drama and the hassel that goes with her.

    I'm sorry if this is a bit harsh but it sounds like you enjoy the drama and the attention you get from it.

    If you really wanted her out of your life, wanted to move on and did not want the hassel you would stop all contact with her, any thing to do with her and deffonutly not stick you dick up her.

    Sorry mate but you seem to be your own worse enemy when it comes to this bird and if you carry on you'r going to lose a girl that you seem to care deeply about and end up going back with the ex, which means she's one and 6 months later you'll be back in here moaning about her again.
    I know i know i don't want her in my life but it is very hard to let go of someone who i was in love with for 2 years
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    OMG it's like a porn film, It would take a very strong man to turn down a girl turning up not wearing very much... Now thats what I call a sticky situation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    OMG it's like a porn film, It would take a very strong man to turn down a girl turning up not wearing very much... Now thats what I call a sticky situation


    I did think "i'm sure i've seen this in a film" when she turned up in....not a lot

    Very very hard to shut the door on her in that situation
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    OMG it's like a porn film, It would take a very strong man to turn down a girl turning up not wearing very much... Now thats what I call a sticky situation


    Some thing smells a bit fishy about it all though.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    I know i know i don't want her in my life but it is very hard to let go of someone who i was in love with for 2 years
    Next time she turns up semi naked, give her a kick in the CNUT, shut the door and go watch a porno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Next time she turns up semi naked, give her a kick in the CNUT, shut the door and go watch a porno.
    If I were you, I'd bang her, film it, and then YouPorn it. Then stick the link up EVERYWHERE. You could even email it to all her friends...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Next time she turns up semi naked, give her a kick in the CNUT, shut the door and go watch a porno.
    And take a pic or it didn't really happen.

    smudge_don :
    Seriously though you need to either get back with this ex (if that is what you really want) or cut the strings completely and focus on your new gf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Next time she turns up semi naked, give her a kick in the CNUT, shut the door and go watch a porno.
    Bit harsh.....

    Sex > porn

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    If I were you, I'd bang her, film it, and then YouPorn it. Then stick the link up EVERYWHERE. You could even email it to all her friends...

    (Yes I am a bit evil)
    I do also have some very explicit images of her on her webcam to me last night..........no joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    If I were you, I'd bang her, film it, and then YouPorn it. Then stick the link up EVERYWHERE. You could even email it to all her friends...

    (Yes I am a bit evil)
    That would work.

    My Ex would not leave me alone so I shagged her lesbo mate in front her.
    I've not seen her since. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    And take a pic or it didn't really happen.

    smudge_don :
    Seriously though you need to either get back with this ex (if that is what you really want) or cut the strings completely and focus on your new gf.
    I've only seen Johdi twice, this is out 2nd "date" tonight

    The ex is far away, has a crappy job, can be a psycho but i still love her

    I was so ready to be completely rid of her but she's wriggled her way back in
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    I do also have some very explicit images of her on her webcam to me last night..........no joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    That would work.

    My Ex would not leave me alone so I shagged her lesbo mate in front her.
    I've not seen her since. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Bit harsh.....

    Sex > porn

    I do also have some very explicit images of her on her webcam to me last night..........no joke
    Might be but some women piss me the **** off and you'r ex seems one of them sort.


    You know the location of the thread for them to go then........................Wait, you still talk to her over web cam?

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