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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Morning guys, im best man at a wedding tomoz any funny speeches?
    I found loads of stuff online including best man duties that were funny
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    Can we break the magic 300?????? In a word Yes 314 BHP 249 lbft at Badger 5

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    I only date skinny Women! They keep my power to weight higher...

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    Dane, Airsoft? is that like rfiels with pellets or am i on the wrong track?
    Sandra, good luck with the property hunt
    Dave, good luck with the speech, my mate had to do one a few months back he rapped his speech to the theme tune of Prince of bel-air... Really good response to it!
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    no you spot on mate, I know I whore this picture, but I love it



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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    Morning guys, im best man at a wedding tomoz any funny speeches?
    My opening line was; can I just say this isn't the first time today iv sat clutching a piece of paper in my hand with knees trembling.

    The old ones are always best. Always good to rip the brides mam too, or just makes suggestive comments.

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    Dane that looks like so much fun mate, they look so real. is there loads of places to do that sport all over the UK?
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    Have fun dane.


    Dave, Good luck with the speech. I don't think I could do it.

    I just fitted new bulbs to the campavant and it looks so much better.

    Steve, you need to get some images up of theses motors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    no you spot on mate, I know I whore this picture, but I love it



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    That me hard again

    So what heat you packin for the op dude??
    Of you ever want me to make you a ghilly suit give me a hollar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    My opening line was; can I just say this isn't the first time today iv sat clutching a piece of paper in my hand with knees trembling.

    The old ones are always best. Always good to rip the brides mam too, or just makes suggestive comments.
    I like that opening line Damo! good stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebeneezer Goode View Post
    I just fitted new bulbs to the campavant and it looks so much better.
    Pics or it hasn't happened
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    I think I'd go with - 'I'll keep this short and sweet.' And then just sit down.


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    Morning all,

    Dane i need to get in on this action......
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    Quote Originally Posted by S3 Baby View Post
    Morning all,

    Dane i need to get in on this action......
    Hey hey, you finally found the pub
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Pics or it hasn't happened
    Before




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    Sadly i cant put photos up until the review has been published. but ill get some photos up of the office up tonight
    Ive been Badger 5'd

    Can we break the magic 300?????? In a word Yes 314 BHP 249 lbft at Badger 5

    Quote Originally Posted by badger5 View Post
    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
    I only date skinny Women! They keep my power to weight higher...

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    Just need to wrap it now Scott and she'll look sweeeeet

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    Nice work Scott, i mean Ebeneezer Goode...
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    Theres always "they say a best mans speach should be as log as it takes the groom to make love so i give you mr and mrs....."
    Ive been Badger 5'd

    Can we break the magic 300?????? In a word Yes 314 BHP 249 lbft at Badger 5

    Quote Originally Posted by badger5 View Post
    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
    I only date skinny Women! They keep my power to weight higher...

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Just need to wrap it now Scott and she'll look sweeeeet
    Damo is your car all finished now? did you decide what your going to do about the door blades and wheels? Going to keep them black?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Theres always "they say a best mans speach should be as log as it takes the groom to make love so i give you mr and mrs....."
    I think your onto a winner there Steve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Sadly i cant put photos up until the review has been published. but ill get some photos up of the office up tonight
    Review?
    Is that why you have 32 of them?

    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Just need to wrap it now Scott and she'll look sweeeeet
    If you can get 100% colour match then I could be tempted. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay A3 View Post
    Nice work Scott, i mean Ebeneezer Goode...
    Thanks.

    Fecking stupid name change.
    I'm off to PM a MOD and get it changed. I heard some of them are good at changing names.

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    Ive been Badger 5'd

    Can we break the magic 300?????? In a word Yes 314 BHP 249 lbft at Badger 5

    Quote Originally Posted by badger5 View Post
    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
    I only date skinny Women! They keep my power to weight higher...

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    That me hard again

    So what heat you packin for the op dude??
    Of you ever want me to make you a ghilly suit give me a hollar.

    Haha same here, Im rolling with
    the middle rifle, its a systema cost me £1500 and is worth every penny, its slightly different in that instead of the 552 sight ive got a cantilever mounted red dot.

    with the middle glock in a fancy holster thing I cant remember the name of.

    Full American CRYE multicam BDU's, like the new MTP but without the dpm-ness, the trousers have built in knee pads that I love!

    Assault vest with 4 double mag pouches, 2 pistol mag pouches, medic pouch, and utility pouch. and my major league infidel cap

    Im a pretty big gear freak lol.

    Multicam is fecking ace too even in just woodland

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    quite a long vid but it helps get some of the intensity across, especially the later vids.

    Edit: wrong one, but he has 276 vids that are worth checking out.
    Last edited by Dane; 12th August 2011 at 11:10.

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    Sorry eeeeeza, I personally see to it that we don't stock burgundy

    Jay yeh all done matey, finished the blades off in gloss black, I'm going to get the wheels done in satin black at the end of the month I think so it's not too much on the gloss but then again I'm still toying over the ch's in satin. Just don't wanna lay out £1400 dab's plus rubber got some pics of the wrap and AITP up onto photobucket last night and fell asleep in the lappi half way through the UL !!
    Will get em up before I change colour again hopefully haha.

    Anyone else feelin the new Wretch32 tune- don't go ??? Q the two step

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Haha same here, Im rolling with
    the middle rifle, its a systema cost me £1500 and is worth every penny, its slightly different in that instead of the 552 sight ive got a cantilever mounted red dot.

    with the middle glock in a fancy holster thing I cant remember the name of.

    Full American CRYE multicam BDU's, like the new MTP but without the dpm-ness, the trousers have built in knee pads that I love!

    Assault vest with 4 double mag pouches, 2 pistol mag pouches, medic pouch, and utility pouch. and my major league infidel cap

    Im a pretty big gear freak lol.

    Multicam is fecking ace too even in just woodland
    I think you just made Damo soil his pants with all that talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post


    quite a long vid but it helps get some of the intensity across, especially the later vids.

    Edit: wrong one, but he has 276 vids that are worth checking out.
    Marry me Dane

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Sorry eeeeeza, I personally see to it that we don't stock burgundy

    Jay yeh all done matey, finished the blades off in gloss black, I'm going to get the wheels done in satin black at the end of the month I think so it's not too much on the gloss but then again I'm still toying over the ch's in satin. Just don't wanna lay out £1400 dab's plus rubber got some pics of the wrap and AITP up onto photobucket last night and fell asleep in the lappi half way through the UL !!
    Will get em up before I change colour again hopefully haha.

    Anyone else feelin the new Wretch32 tune- don't go ??? Q the two step
    Its pearl red i'll have you know and some other word that I can't spell.

    The black will be nice mate. like you said, man it up a bit.

    Who's wretch32? Link?

    I'm looking at bonnet bras.

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    Haha, try it out dude, it's friggin awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Anyone else feelin the new Wretch32 tune- don't go ???
    That is a tune, mate! Can you wrap wheels, or are you spraying them?


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    plus it's always awesome to own the kids you come along with there brightly coloured guns haha

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    also my assault vest is capable of carrying armour plates

    and a proper quick release system
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    Scott what happened to the AITP camping pics? Not seen them up yet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Scott what happened to the AITP camping pics? Not seen them up yet!
    O yeah, I forgot about them. lol
    Give me a min i'll see if they are on the computer.

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    cheers guys im going to rip into the bride and brides mother for sho,,all in fun.....ive got a bit of dirt so i will go round the edges...

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    2 mins in LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Haha, try it out dude, it's friggin awesome.
    What?? Wearing a bra
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    That is a tune, mate! Can you wrap wheels, or are you spraying them?
    Wrapped one wheel Friday night was a right ****in pain and it took about 2hrs, so I had a hissy fit and ripped it of lol. Might try again when I have more time but dint know how long it will stay good.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    also my assault vest is capable of carrying armour plates
    Having Somewhere to put Yr lunch is always nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    .....ive got a bit of dirt so i will go round the edges...
    Sound filthy dave pics

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    I'm off home and the camping pictures are uploading.
    I'll post them up when I get home.

    Have fun all and i'll catch you later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebeneezer Goode View Post
    I'm off home and the camping pictures are uploading.
    I'll post them up when I get home.

    Have fun all and i'll catch you later.
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