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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Ah i love coffee first thing in the morning. Happy Birthday to you for yesterday Paul. So lets get this wonderful day over work started and see how many retarded Dr's ring me asking stupid questions
    You get doctors phoning you?
    What do you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Lol, you guys are on form this morning, hopefully My day will get better, but i have my doubts there. No one better step on my toes today or they will so regret it.
    Grrrrrrrrrrrr you go tiger

    Glad I'm going in the opposite direction haha

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    Im servicing and Technical surport for a medical laser company. I had a Dr ring up the other week asking how he adjusts the power my reply was do you see a big silver wheel o the display? rotate it till the display shows you the right power. To which he handed the phone over to some one else and i had to repeat it to them.
    Ive been Badger 5'd

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    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
    I only date skinny Women! They keep my power to weight higher...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Im servicing and Technical surport for a medical laser company. I had a Dr ring up the other week asking how he adjusts the power my reply was do you see a big silver wheel o the display? rotate it till the display shows you the right power. To which he handed the phone over to some one else and i had to repeat it to them.
    That sounds painfull.
    Don't envy you then. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    That sounds painfull.
    Don't envy you then. lol
    Nor me, although I do get some serious retards on the blower here...
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    And this guy is using lasers on people. Cool job

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    And this guy is using lasers on people. Cool job
    It would just be my bad luck to have him as a dr.
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    Yep we have a few different style lasers all for internal surgury from Veins to bladders and all the way to neurosurgury
    Ive been Badger 5'd

    Can we break the magic 300?????? In a word Yes 314 BHP 249 lbft at Badger 5

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    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
    I only date skinny Women! They keep my power to weight higher...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    It would just be my bad luck to have him as a dr.
    Your safe he's the other end of the country! lol
    Ive been Badger 5'd

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    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
    I only date skinny Women! They keep my power to weight higher...

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    Well iv covered 3.6 miles in the last 2 hrs. Not happy.
    After consuming 2 bananas, 1 large coffee and a can of monster I'm bouncing. I reckon I could even take Sandra on with all this energy

    What's the weather like in the midlands anyone??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Your safe he's the other end of the country! lol
    For her?
    Crap, that means he's down here with me!!

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    Steve is it true that if you look into a class 1/2/3 laser it can make you a Jaffa??

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Steve is it true that if you look into a class 1/2/3 laser it can make you a Jaffa??
    I don't think it change the religion of your parents some how.


    Damo, many people in the hard shoulder?

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    LMAO i have not heard this but i will be updating my life insurance if its true
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    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
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    Rain sucks. Simples.

    Got very little on my agenda today - I might try and blag a jolly over to the Forest of Dean this afternoon though.
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    Ok guys, im really annoyed now. I have to get off the train and travel last few miles on a bus as they are working on the line. I will be
    speaking to someone about this. Dont they realise this work should be done overnight when the trains dont run.
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    Its one of them days for everyone by the sounds of it.
    Dull, wet and boring as well.

    I got a prezzie this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Ok guys, im really annoyed now. I have to get off the train and travel last few miles on a bus as they are working on the line. I will be
    speaking to someone about this. Dont they realise this work should be done overnight when the trains dont run.
    It's always the same, even with the bloody roads.

    Why do they insist on doing things at a time when it stops EVERYTHING working properly??!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Ok guys, im really annoyed now. I have to get off the train and travel last few miles on a bus as they are working on the line. I will be
    speaking to someone about this. Dont they realise this work should be done overnight when the trains dont run.
    Doubt it very much.
    I think they have the same mentality as the people who organises road works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Its one of them days for everyone by the sounds of it.
    Dull, wet and boring as well.

    I got a prezzie this morning.
    Cool, but i would rather have chocolate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Cool, but i would rather have chocolate.
    Like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I don't think it change the religion of your parents some how.


    Damo, many people in the hard shoulder?
    Lol, Not really dude it's just stood still.
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    LMAO i have not heard this but i will be updating my life insurance if its true
    That was the health and safety warning we used to get. So we used to zap the croat's in the trenches with the laser range finders for ****s and giggles used to drive em mad

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Rain sucks. Simples.

    Got very little on my agenda today - I might try and blag a jolly over to the Forest of Dean this afternoon though.
    Sounds Luke fun. What's going on up there then??

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Sounds Luke fun. What's going on up there then??
    Not much, just got to finish up an install that someone else started and can't complete basically.

    Peasy work. Just a nice long distance from the office!

    Work at this custie mainly consists of smoking and drinking tea.
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    4th coffee needed! just had the first stupid phone call which turned out the power had been switched off to the OR room lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by badger5 View Post
    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
    I only date skinny Women! They keep my power to weight higher...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Cool, but i would rather have chocolate.
    Good stuff that dude I use it what you cleaning, everything lol

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    So who else out there has Radio Controlled cars?
    Ive been Badger 5'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by badger5 View Post
    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Like this
    Thank you kindly. White chocolate is my favourite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    So who else out there has Radio Controlled cars?
    I got cars, boats, helicopters and trucks.
    But are you talking about proper ones with petrol engines?

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    Nitro, petrol or electric in what spare time i have i write for Radio race car Magazine and as of sunday will have a 1/5th to review with a 30cc engine hehe
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    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    So who else out there has Radio Controlled cars?
    Oo oo, what ya got ?? I used to have a tyama lunch box and monster beetle. My bro used to race a petrol it was rapeeedo !!

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    Well my list is currently at 32 cars and the best thing is i got them free. well most of them anyway i Also have a boat and 2 helicopters but cant fly for toffee
    Ive been Badger 5'd

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    steves is way quicker than any stock turbo'd s3 i have driven
    I only date skinny Women! They keep my power to weight higher...

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    Nice. Well jel Been thinking of getting an old one off the bay to entertain my lad. So do you race em steve

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Nitro, petrol or electric in what spare time i have i write for Radio race car Magazine and as of sunday will have a 1/5th to review with a 30cc engine hehe
    you will be familiar with oople.com then steve

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Well my list is currently at 32 cars and the best thing is i got them free. well most of them anyway i Also have a boat and 2 helicopters but cant fly for toffee
    WOW, whats alot of cars.
    where do you store them all?

    I like the helicopters, perfer them to cars.
    I need to by a new servo unit for mine and blades.
    I want to get a petrol helicopter.

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    Found the sofa I want....

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    This thread is actually more popular than the rest of ASN put together
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Found the sofa I want....

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    Nice, wipeable too good move

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    This thread is actually more popular than the rest of ASN put together
    Cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    This thread is actually more popular than the rest of ASN put together
    We seem to be gaining new blood daily
    Power to the pub massiv

    So where's Yr songify boys ?? Tia mandatory hehe

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    Damo have you got some decent pics of the wrap ?..love the colour..

 

 

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