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    Dunno really just felt like it.

    good job on the shoot, did it go well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Could you describe this feeling as wet and squishy??

    And warm

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I got proper soaked last night cycling home, and then again this morning. boooooooooo. My feet are cold at work now as my socks are wet. I think I need to bring a spare pair of socks for rainy days.

    I am tired too. Spent the evening painting the bedroom ceiling so my face was covered in little paint splats which were a nightmare to get off.
    I saw that rain was forecast for today so I took the car

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    HIYA

    ze boss is unwell and not in ze office mwhaha
    Same here but boss is on leave for 2 weeks so it's like a holiday camp

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Same, was raining when I woke up. Glad it wasn't yesterday though for that shoot

    It's my birthday in 2 days - I'll be 25. Hello low insurance premiums....
    Is that all you are that makes me feel old

    Any pics from the shoot yet?
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    Same dude. Really just wanna go sleep. Stuck in traffic on way to brum. Sat nav been saying 1hr 40min for the last hour
    Westy is anyone at home this morning?? Should be with ya pre 12 and will need a sig.

    I.S update:
    Dads saying he will win back the skank as she's the love of his life
    Jamie says leave us alone to be happy and who needs family anyhoo. And that they'll prob stat for a baby at Xmas
    Starting to feel a bit gutted for her dad now he's in a bit of a state poor guy.

    As for the cock ring - fail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Same, was raining when I woke up. Glad it wasn't yesterday though for that shoot

    It's my birthday in 2 days - I'll be 25. Hello low insurance premiums....
    You wish! That's what they kept telling me! When S3 was new and I had 4 yrs no claims I was paying £380, 4 years on (8 yrs NCB) I'm 37 and with a car worth half it's original value I'm now paying £560! Go figure?! Still cheap by young'uns standards, but constantly rising.

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    What is wiz ze German accent?
    Boss = mini Hitler?!? Enjoy the freedom / web surfing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Same dude. Really just wanna go sleep. Stuck in traffic on way to brum. Sat nav been saying 1hr 40min for the last hour
    Westy is anyone at home this morning?? Should be with ya pre 12 and will need a sig.

    I.S update:
    Dads saying he will win back the skank as she's the love of his life
    Jamie says leave us alone to be happy and who needs family anyhoo. And that they'll prob stat for a baby at Xmas
    Starting to feel a bit gutted for her dad now he's in a bit of a state poor guy.

    As for the cock ring - fail
    Nobody is at home mate. Is it royal mail or courier?

    Cock rong fail!? Did it not work properly or did it not get used?

    Just loaded up Football manager 2011 on my iphone for another action packed day at work
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    Morning all.
    Have I missed anything - had the day off yesterday as it was my Birthday - always try and avoid working on my Birthday.
    Welly how is the sting operation going ?
    Raining here now
    Curry tonight with a couple of mates.
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    Happy birthday for yesterday mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Could you describe this feeling as wet and squishy??



    What? Like an apple pie you mean?


    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    ...As for the cock ring - fail
    Too big for you and it kept falling off? I didn't have that problem


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    MOrning all,

    Crazy, are you just telling us its paint but actually youre balls exploded and coated your face?
    Smudge, nice one mate. forget out the nutter and move on to pasties less crazy.
    Welly, and the ability to drive any car and hire any car.
    Westy, tired from just playing a football game on your phone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Welly how is the sting operation going ?
    Read it and be amazed...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Is that all you are that makes me feel old

    Any pics from the shoot yet?
    Awww dude, sorry and all that.... lol.

    No pics from the shoot, they've all got to be edited etc etc etc. I'm expecting them tomorrow or saturday. I did see some of the photos they and they were good. We also did some driving ones which was nice, Mel took the guy in the TT up a dual carridgeway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    Morning all.
    Have I missed anything - had the day off yesterday as it was my Birthday - always try and avoid working on my Birthday.
    Welly how is the sting operation going ?
    Raining here now
    Curry tonight with a couple of mates.
    Paul
    Happy Bday for Yesterday bud!

    As Crazy said, read my essay....

    Sadly I had to let the cat out of the bag....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    ...Mel took the guy in the TT up a dual carridgeway.
    I can't find that phrase on urban dictionary


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I can't find that phrase on urban dictionary
    LOL, you nutter!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Nobody is at home mate. Is it royal mail or courier?

    Cock rong fail!? Did it not work properly or did it not get used?

    Just loaded up Football manager 2011 on my iphone for another action packed day at work
    RM so they'll leave a card no doubt

    I tried in on but felt like i was being strangled so i binned it off and just used it on her, Fired the little bad boy up Was ok for a minute or so then went a bit week, massivly under powered... so pulled out the trusty dolphin. job done


    All the best Paul.


    Welly you got the pics yet??

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Nobody is at home mate. Is it royal mail or courier?

    Cock rong fail!? Did it not work properly or did it not get used?

    Just loaded up Football manager 2011 on my iphone for another action packed day at work
    RM so they'll leave a card no doubt

    I tried in on but felt like i was being strangled so i binned it off and just used it on her, Fired the little bad boy up Was ok for a minute or so then went a bit week, massivly under powered... so pulled out the trusty dolphin. job done


    All the best Paul.


    Welly you got the pics yet??
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    Morning all. Having a really bad start to the day. I sure hope it gets better. Happy birthday for yesterday Paul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Happy Bday for Yesterday bud!

    As Crazy said, read my essay....

    Sadly I had to let the cat out of the bag....
    Thanks.

    Blimey - right result in the end though - seem there is a bit of snooping in your relationship from both parties - you need to learn to trust each other if it is going anywhere long term.

    I was torn between reading 3 pages of the Pub or my work emails and the Pub sadly doesn't pay the bills or keep me in beer and diesel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Welly, is it today you get house keys?
    Allegedly.... I'm not holding my breath though to be honest...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gti Jazz Blue View Post
    I was torn between reading 3 pages of the Pub or my work emails and the Pub sadly doesn't pay the bills or keep me in beer and diesel
    I had that very same dilemma....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Morning all. Having a really bad start to the day. I sure hope it gets better. Happy birthday for yesterday Paul.
    Welly, s it today you get house keys?
    Good thing about a bad start, It can only get better.
    Sorry you walked in on the CR post lol

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    It might not be the first time she's walked in to a cock ring on a post?!

    I'll get my coat.


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    So welly did you get Mel involved in the pics

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    Happy birthday paul.

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    Why thank you...but it's not my birthday for a few months.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    It might not be the first time she's walked in to a cock ring on a post?!

    I'll get my coat.
    Game of soggy biscuit anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Game of soggy biscuit anyone
    **** no!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Why thank you...but it's not my birthday for a few months.
    So is that Yr cover blown??

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    So welly did you get Mel involved in the pics
    No sadly, she decided she didn't want to...
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    So is that Yr cover blown??
    I'd say semi blown, lol!

    EDIT: I see Sandra 'liked' my last post...perhaps we can take this further. Just kidding.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    It might not be the first time she's walked in to a cock ring on a post?!
    Better than walking into an actual post.

    Like this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    So is that Yr cover blown??
    I think the anominimnly (how ever the hell you spell that word) of crazy is blown!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    No sadly, she decided she didn't want to...
    We could photoshop some images of her on to your car if you wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    No sadly, she decided she didn't want to...
    Gutted... I was Lookin fwd to images of hot snatch on a hot hatch holding a pistoli

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    Lol, you guys are on form this morning, hopefully My day will get better, but i have my doubts there. No one better step on my toes today or they will so regret it.
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    In coordination with Welly's video, and hot off the press:

    http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/535/d8qm.mp4/


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    Ah i love coffee first thing in the morning. Happy Birthday to you for yesterday Paul. So lets get this wonderful day over work started and see how many retarded Dr's ring me asking stupid questions
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Lol, you guys are on form this morning, hopefully My day will get better, but i have my doubts there. No one better step on my toes today or they will so regret it.
    Go Sandra....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Ah i love coffee first thing in the morning. Happy Birthday to you for yesterday Paul. So lets get this wonderful day over work started and see how many retarded Dr's ring me asking stupid questions
    It's about time you got onboard the pub. You are missing out!!

    Hi by the way!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    In coordination with Welly's video, and hot off the press:

    http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/535/d8qm.mp4/
    HAHAHA, amazing!!
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