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    Exactly my words Westy, it does my nut in. It's been like it for years now too. I have never seen why it's fair that she gets it whenever she wants. And I wasn't even allowed to spoon her last night, I can't sleep when not spooning and she knows that


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    surprise? Intrigue is getting the better of me...do tell Damo

    I'm on a sex dry spell too (as always). I'm standing my ground now though, and have had her moaning about us not doing it for the last few days. I told her why I was doing it last night and she got all spazzy about me being childish. I reminded her that I wanted it every day, but get it once a week whereas she wants it once a week and gets it once a week. Therefore I'm making it equal and not giving it to her for 7 weeks! She didn't like that.
    Best way mate. Let her know where she stands and she can't keep treating you like a toy or something like that and insperational.

    I'm about 6 hours late with this but sod it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Exactly my words Westy, it does my nut in. It's been like it for years now too. I have never seen why it's fair that she gets it whenever she wants. And I wasn't even allowed to spoon her last night, I can't sleep when not spooning and she knows that
    I had the same issues with my ex. I used to lay next to her at night with the raging horn and bulging sack and I couldn't get any

    Luckily my latest gf is game any time any place
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I had the same issues with my ex. I used to lay next to her at night with the raging horn and bulging sack and I couldn't get any

    Luckily my latest gf is game any time any place
    Nice one.
    My current misses has swings, so its not all the time but most of the time.
    which is better than the ex.
    Hope it lasts another 6 years like it. If it starts to dry up I wont be happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I had the same issues with my ex. I used to lay next to her at night with the raging horn and bulging sack and I couldn't get any

    Luckily my latest gf is game any time any place
    This is the problem though, we're married with 1.5 kids! And, to be fair, she's actually perfect in every other way to be fair. Just not with lover-lovin'

    Oh well. I MUST STAY STRONG!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Yeah we're a special bunch, another reason why I'm keeping my s3
    Hey who you calling special ;£

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    surprise? Intrigue is getting the better of me...do tell Damo
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    I was having a waz in the travel inn when down at AITP and spotted a vibrating cock ring in the johnny box haha, Popped in a couple of coins and I have 20 mins of buzzing pleasure in the palm of my hand she can do one now though, I'll save it for one of them personal moments lol

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    Before she had Noah I was on the nest twice a day most days. Now I'm down to 3 sometimes 4 go's a week. I'm like a coiled spring most days now

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    I was having a waz in the travel inn when down at AITP and spotted a vibrating cock ring in the johnny box haha, Popped in a couple of coins and I have 20 mins of buzzing pleasure in the palm of my hand she can do one now though, I'll save it for one of them personal moments lol
    I've noticed them in a couple of toilets.
    Tempted but never had the coins on me to buy any.

    Me and the misses bought Vibrating tongue bars once.
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    like i said, special lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I've noticed them in a couple of toilets.
    Tempted but never had the coins on me to buy any.

    Me and the misses bought Vibrating toung bars once.
    How bigs Yr bloody Tongue dude surly it needs some sort of battery.
    We have a toy box, with a few items from various Ann summers parties.
    Respect to the dolphin

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    Get the ring...you will love it and she will even more! I have one (with rechargable batteries I might add, lol)


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Respect to the dolphin
    One of my mates has a dolphin and he said it has a tendancy to turn around while he's on the job and end up vibrating his balls lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    How bigs Yr bloody Tongue dude surly it needs some sort of battery.
    We have a toy box, with a few items from various Ann summers parties.
    Respect to the dolphin
    Shes got one as well. lol

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    Ok so what's for lunch peeps. It's far to wet to get out of the car so it's down to the golden arches I reckon.

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    It's boiling down here, I think the weather is just punishing you for being 'Norvern Monkeys'

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Ok so what's for lunch peeps. It's far to wet to get out of the car so it's down to the golden arches I reckon.
    Have fun mate.
    I've eaten my lunch and now bored and want to go home for some pasty.
    its just us, so we can go back to normal pasty smashing.
    Bring on the whips and chains!!
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    Is anyone eating pasty for lunch?

    Soup again for me! Boring oxtail soup. Still, it fills me up, slightly.


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    Haha yeh it's nose can be quite powerful if left in the same position for too long. We also got a clit kit. It's awesome has f attachments, I feel like inspector gadget when I pull it out and start building it up. Need some new batteries though it's flat as.

    Crazy, Rechargeable lol mr lova lova

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    It's boiling down here, I think the weather is just punishing you for being 'Norvern Monkeys'
    That's a bit rich common from a suvern softie hope you burn
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    Cheers mate. Stick a 'brew' on, and you won't even notice t' rain out t' window

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    Man my life seams boring reading all this. I think i need to visit the pub more often. Is there a smokers corner or do we have to go outside?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Man my life seams boring reading all this. I think i need to visit the pub more often. Is there a smokers corner or do we have to go outside?
    Smokers can smoke where they want Steve. You can also smoke what you want in this pub
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    And from reading the contents of the pub you would think we quite often do smoke whatever we want!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Man my life seams boring reading all this. I think i need to visit the pub more often. Is there a smokers corner or do we have to go outside?
    There is a section for smokers.
    Full AC, tables, chairs, indipendent bar just in case you're out there longer than your pint can last, a selection of incense to help releave the smell and deoderant section, just in case you want a quick spray before you join the others.

    or since its all virtual, it don't really mattter.

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    Are you crazy(yes actually, you are)I'm guessing that he didn't read all 8104 posts!!

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    no i dont quite have the time to go all the way back flicked through a few pages and kinda get the idea.
    Ive been Badger 5'd

    Can we break the magic 300?????? In a word Yes 314 BHP 249 lbft at Badger 5

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    no i dont quite have the time to go all the way back flicked through a few pages and kinda get the idea.
    That we talk about some random sh!te
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Man my life seams boring reading all this. I think i need to visit the pub more often. Is there a smokers corner or do we have to go outside?
    As long as you ain't smokin blue vein mate anythings a go in Scotty's bar

    Reesy as for not noticing t rain. Yr having a laugh it's belting down. I'm working in between two buildings today and am fookin drenched.

    On a plus note iv just been and seen a guy I know that runs the local radio station. And he might want his fleet wrapping!!

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    Nice one on the fleet wrapping mate.

    Hows the iPhone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    As long as you ain't smokin blue vein mate anythings a go in Scotty's bar
    That a gay reference? I have never heard that before, lol. So it seems the pub is a place of learning too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    That a gay reference? I have never heard that before, lol. So it seems the pub is a place of learning too.
    We learn, we share, we laugh, we cry, we teach, we support, we comfert, we sell, we buy, we help, we are the pub!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    We learn, we share, we laugh, we cry, we teach, we support, we comfert, we sell, we buy, we help, we are the pub!!
    Lets get t-shirts made with that logo on.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Lets get t-shirts made with that logo on.
    Great idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Lets get t-shirts made with that logo on.
    Cool but make sure the spell is correct. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    That a gay reference? I have never heard that before, lol. So it seems the pub is a place of learning too.



    Welly will NOT be happy.
    Blue vein. The big fellow, slippery pole, big fat Jucy cock it's all the same

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    We learn, we share, we laugh, we cry, we teach, we support, we comfert, we sell, we buy, we help, we are the pub!!
    Dude that needs to go on a t shirt for adi

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Lets get t-shirts made with that logo on.
    Are you inside my head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Steve View Post
    Man my life seams boring reading all this. I think i need to visit the pub more often. Is there a smokers corner or do we have to go outside?
    Naaaa, smoking inside in this one.... lol

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Welly will NOT be happy.
    I don't know, that seems like a good idea to me... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Blue vein. The big fellow, slippery pole, big fat Jucy cock it's all the same
    Mention of the Pork sword and Damo's got a big smile!!

    That quote on the front and forum name on the back possibly?

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    Welly, you still trying to quit smoking?




    EDIT:=- Possibly a black T-shirt with white righting?
    They are quoting £20 a top. I'm happy to pay it and happy to organise it if you all want to join in.
    The ASN logo needs to be changed if the T-shirt colour is going to be any other colour apart from white.
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