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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Bit of a tight squeeze though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Long time no see in the Pub Ad?!!!
    I've had to stay away fella. I was getting absolutely NOTHING done at work. First of all I tried to post less in here, but it's like crack*. One hit lead to another. And another. And another. So I just had to go cold turkey.

    I'm falling off the wagon now though.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Anyone seen that funny dude Sticky Finger's post in the Corsa C Facebook Fanny thread?!



    I couldn't help it....

    Some dude even says he likes my username.... . Cheers chump.
    For those who missed it.....

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    This slapper takes in every hole going...Ask her if she fancies a double header!! http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/w...8/IMG_0146.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Cheers mate. She is a wicked bird. Supports me in everything I do including the Audi!, is well paid, nympho, always happy and smiling, cant ask for much more.
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads (formerly aythree) View Post
    I've had to stay away fella. I was getting absolutely NOTHING done at work. First of all I tried to post less in here, but it's like crack*. One hit lead to another. And another. And another. So I just had to go cold turkey.

    I'm falling off the wagon now though.



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    I'm off home lads.
    Got the in-laws down, so no ASN for me till Wednesday.
    If any epic happens, please send me links, pictures and signify for me.

    Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I managed to bang one of my exs in my old corsa C on the passenger seat. Bit of a tight squeeze though.
    Sexual Intercorsa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I'm off home lads.
    Got the in-laws down, so no ASN for me till Wednesday.
    If any epic happens, please send me links, pictures and signify for me.

    Thanks.
    Have fun all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I'm off home lads.
    Got the in-laws down, so no ASN for me till Wednesday.
    If any epic happens, please send me links, pictures and signify for me.

    Thanks.
    Have fun all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    Sexual Intercorsa?
    ^^ Very good!
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    lol Welly you still haven't been rumbled.

    Aren't the corsa forums fairly prone to spamming other sites if they feel hard done by?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    lol Welly you still haven't been rumbled.

    Aren't the corsa forums fairly prone to spamming other sites if they feel hard done by?
    Got to find me first....

    I deliberately used a anonymous web proxy to post that.

    Trace my IP.... Good luck.
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    A thought for the morning.....

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    Hang on, WTF have I just missed in the pub? So...let me attempt a recap. Smudge is spreading massif shiz about his ex on the corsa forum. Meanwhile, we've all realised the facebook fanny thread is the best internet thread ever. Westy has a nympho - well done dude, that's another audi owner with a nympho bird (not me included).

    And lastly, S3girl is/ was Smudge? WOW.

    Oh, and Welly's cars are broken again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    First thing first their facebook fanny thread is amazing, I'm afraid to say it puts our mrs thread to shame.

    Secondly, 2nd page post 37 are pics that karl put up of his mrs. thread here Facebook Fanny (Pics only, no chat, no quoting of pics) - Page 2

    thirdly I recognise this picture
    Can't remember where but i've posted it before
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Just saw old Trix88's signature....



    Mature....
    That's what she's like mate. Get's attention by making a complete mug of herself and gets a kick out of it

    Sick in the head

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Round of applause please for Smudge for the prank of the year.

    IT WASN'T ME

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    what kind of French bird, this kind?



    ps thanks to corsa-c
    I do love that forum sometimes

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    For those who missed it.....


    I love you

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Hang on, WTF have I just missed in the pub? So...let me attempt a recap. Smudge is spreading massif shiz about his ex on the corsa forum. Meanwhile, we've all realised the facebook fanny thread is the best internet thread ever. Westy has a nympho - well done dude, that's another audi owner with a nympho bird (not me included).

    And lastly, S3girl is/ was Smudge? WOW.

    Oh, and Welly's cars are broken again.
    Basically yes, but i wasn't s3girl

    Update from the psycho, she messaged my new girl Johdi with this

    Trina 'trix' Richardson
    "hi there, hope you're enjoying my ex boyfriend/bestfriend

    so hows it feel to be a rebound?
    you know it was only the other weekend i was round his shagging his brains out. and apparantley you're the second he's had since me. wow you must feel so special. esp when he tels me he will always love me, i just dont think a paper bad job will ever live upto the expectations of someone like me.

    oh and did you know he's like uber close with all his ex' so you can now meet em all and sit next to the other 40 odd girls he's shagged.

    you know what, you sort of look like the ex before me, who he caught chlamydia off.

    I hope you know he's been talking about u and passing pics around our car forum of you and the majourity of them agree WTF lol.

    anyway i hope you can enjoy him and his compolsive lying ways, atleased you can confront him about this message, of course he will deny it all but you'll be able to tell as he's a **** lyer.

    Dont bother messaging back, cus tbh i couldnt give a ****, just letting you know what ya getting yourself into

    tata"

    She's off her ****ing trolley!!!!
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    Mornin peeps.

    Welly love the pic mate very funny.

    Crazy, you missed an action pack day in the pub yesterday man!

    Smudge, I think you might need to lay low for a bit until this blows over. Oh and from my experience, I've found that women hate being ignored so just ignore the exs attempts and she'll hate it. She's obviously getting some kind of a kick out of all this attention.
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    FFS.... what a day to be too busy to get on here.

    Smudge I feel for you mate. Two options, flat out block the ***** or She needs a trip to the local forest and scattering.
    And ya gotta love that corsa thread. Yum.

    Westy/ Chris sorry guys I didn't get onto yr grill surrounds last night I got in late and walked into some freaky family ****. Omg it's all going off up here. But Soooooooo funny. Will spill the beans later. I need to jump in the shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    FFS.... what a day to be too busy to get on here.

    Smudge I feel for you mate. Two options, flat out block the ***** or She needs a trip to the local forest and scattering.
    And ya gotta love that corsa thread. Yum.

    Westy/ Chris sorry guys I didn't get onto yr grill surrounds last night I got in late and walked into some freaky family ****. Omg it's all going off up here. But Soooooooo funny. Will spill the beans later. I need to jump in the shower
    No problemo mate, I said there was no rush. I just got a blank PM from you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Trina 'trix' Richardson
    "hi there, hope you're enjoying my ex boyfriend/bestfriend

    so hows it feel to be a rebound?
    you know it was only the other weekend i was round his shagging his brains out. and apparantley you're the second he's had since me. wow you must feel so special. esp when he tels me he will always love me, i just dont think a paper bad job will ever live upto the expectations of someone like me.

    oh and did you know he's like uber close with all his ex' so you can now meet em all and sit next to the other 40 odd girls he's shagged.

    you know what, you sort of look like the ex before me, who he caught chlamydia off.

    I hope you know he's been talking about u and passing pics around our car forum of you and the majourity of them agree WTF lol.

    anyway i hope you can enjoy him and his compolsive lying ways, atleased you can confront him about this message, of course he will deny it all but you'll be able to tell as he's a **** lyer.

    Dont bother messaging back, cus tbh i couldnt give a ****, just letting you know what ya getting yourself into

    tata"
    OM actual G.

    That is shocking.

    What is actually up with this bird?!?
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    'ello girls.

    Smudge it's ridiculous, just leave it mate, let her shout her mouth off and look like a loon, life's too short to mess around with crap like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Good morning guys, just having a read through of what i missed, be right back
    No you won't, it'll take you hours to digest what happened here. lol.

    As said smudge, move on. But on a side note...if 40 girls is true

    More report writing for me today. But it's going to be so hard knowing the pub is so full of life.


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    Morning crazy, did you have a good weekend? Hows the decorating going?
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    I'm getting myself some riot gear. It's only a matter of time before it spreads to my office and kicks off

    On a serious note though, this is getting very close to home! Enfield is only a few miles down the road!
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    weekend was very productive for decorating actually, got the coving up, skirting boards on. All undercoating done, computer cupboard build, desk mounted. I Have to finish off the fireplace at lunch today and then it's a case of painting and all done. Carpet is getting fit a week on friday, I can't wait. I'll try upload a few pics later. It currently just looks like a white box, like a mental head's bedroom in an asylum.

    As for the riots, hopefully Huddersfield will be fine. It's not exactly the centre of action when things happen like this. The sheep keep us well defended.


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    Crazy, sounds like you got a power of stuff done, you will be glad to get it all finished.
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    Oddly I'm all excited about going skiing again this year, cant wait! I'm feeling a new jacket and a go pro hd, as well as a car mount for doing cool car vids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Mornin peeps.

    Welly love the pic mate very funny.

    Crazy, you missed an action pack day in the pub yesterday man!

    Smudge, I think you might need to lay low for a bit until this blows over. Oh and from my experience, I've found that women hate being ignored so just ignore the exs attempts and she'll hate it. She's obviously getting some kind of a kick out of all this attention.
    I've ignored her for 24 hours now, and already had an apology text off her this morning asking to be friends. I told her that she needs to apologise to Johdi as well and she's kicked off again. I've told her that i can never ever be friends with someone like her again after what she has said to me

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    OM actual G.

    That is shocking.

    What is actually up with this bird?!?
    Proper screw loose mate, i want nothing more to do with her

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    'ello girls.

    Smudge it's ridiculous, just leave it mate, let her shout her mouth off and look like a loon, life's too short to mess around with crap like that.
    Cheers Dane

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    No you won't, it'll take you hours to digest what happened here. lol.

    As said smudge, move on. But on a side note...if 40 girls is true

    More report writing for me today. But it's going to be so hard knowing the pub is so full of life.
    It's something in that area, i've actually lost count
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    And on the subject of riots, i could see Croydon and Colliers Wood both burning brightly from my balcony last night, i live less than a mile from Croydon and at 2am this morning stuff kicked off around my area as well. Driving to work this morning was like something from 28 days later

    The front door to my block of flats has been smashed with what looks like a hammer, but it hasn't broken, loads of other shop windows smashed, 1 car burnt out and damage just everywhere

    Shocking and sickening
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Oddly I'm all excited about going skiing again this year, cant wait! I'm feeling a new jacket and a go pro hd, as well as a car mount for doing cool car vids.
    I'm gonna go to Austria the week before xmas, cant wait
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    Morning smudge, i only just finished catching up on my reading, lol. Sounds like a real eventful weekend
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I'm gonna go to Austria the week before xmas, cant wait
    I think we're going to Italy over xmas, but I want to try and get 3 weeks in this year.

    Last year we went to Austria, it's my favorite for sure, 1 week in Obergurgl and then my brother and I made a quick train journey to a place called Hochfilzen around fieberbrunn/steinplatter area, to meet a mate of mine, mega amounts of skiing I was so tired by the end of it!

    The snow around that time of year last year was a bit sparse tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    The snow around that time of year last year was a bit sparse tbh
    That doesn't sound good. Nothing's booked yet but we're thinking Meahoffen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    That doesn't sound good. Nothing's booked yet but we're thinking Meahoffen.
    Go for a high resort its the best way

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I managed to bang one of my exs in my old corsa C on the passenger seat. Bit of a tight squeeze though.
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    Well people, I seek advice which is unusual for me....

    ...However I am currently suppressing the knee jerk reaction to go absolutely f**kin bonkers.

    Just found out my missus has a profile on one of the so called 'Sugar Daddy' websites, claiming that she's single and is happy to go out for meals and drinks with blokes.

    What would you do?

    I have drafted an email including a PDF print of her profile page on there which simply says 'explain'.
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    Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    You should have contacted her pretending to be another bloke asking if she would like to go out for dinner. I would not be happy mate!
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